Review: Je Joue MiMi

I know, I know... I sound like a broken record but I love the Je Joue Uma. When I got the Uma, all I could think about was having two ...

Review: Pjur Original Bodyglide

I keep trying different brands of silicone-based lube, not because I need to find a good one but more for reviewing purposes. This is because I have already found the ...

Review: We-Vibe Rave

Is the We-Vibe Rave really a Tango for your G-spot? Well, I'd say it's more like a Touch for the G-spot, which means it still kicks ass. This is We-Vibe's ...

Review: We-Vibe Nova

Cue up the sad -and I mean sorrowful- trombone. The We-Vibe Nova looked like no other dual stimulating vibe that I'd seen. It also looked like it could solve a ...

Review: Leaf Life

Dizzyguy took one look at it and proclaimed, "It looks like a leaf."  "Yep, I think that's what they were aiming for."  The Leaf Life is a nice little clit ...

Apr 252016
Review: Jimmyjane Intro Vibes

Jimmyjane has always been a bit of pretentious brand. I know I’ve said this before but it bears repeating. At one time, they were advertising a ride on a private jet for $35,000. You’d have to spend over $100 to get any of the vibes in their Form line. I really liked the Form 4 but the Form 6 was ridiculously bad and totally not …Read more

Apr 102016
The Bane of a Sex Toy Reviewer's Existence

It’s hard to be a sex toy reviewer when your libido is in the shitter and unfortunately, that’s where I am now. Why? Who knows? I struggled with a nonexistent libido for a long time. Maybe it was depression. Maybe it’s the birth control pill. Maybe, it’s just me. Then my shrink increased one of my meds to the highest possible dose and my libido …Read more

Mar 242016
Say Hello to HelloVibes

Say hello to my newest site sponsor, HelloVibes. The first thing I do when a company approaches me about advertising on my site is check out what they’re selling, how their site looks and that it doesn’t contain any offensive content. HelloVibes passed those tests. I didn’t see jelly toys for sale and the anal toy selection looked pretty good – I didn’t immediately find …Read more

Mar 212016
Review: Tantus Adam O2

Yearning for satisfaction? I think the Tantus Adam O2 can deliver. It’s like, the perfect dick-shaped dildo and it’s made of Tantus’ dual density O2 silicone, which makes it feel more real. I was surprised by just how much I love this dildo because I usually prefer more rigid dildos with a strong G-spot curve. But the Adam O2 fills me up and stimulates my …Read more

Mar 142016
Review: Laid D.2

I was an aspiring rock hound when I was young. Actually, I’ve always been fascinated by the natural world in general. I remember digging up rocks and being enchanted by the fish scale and sea shell fossils. It boggled my little mind that where I sat, was once under water. Later, as a teen, I went through a phase where I believed in the metaphysical …Read more