Review: Sliquid Silver

If you've read my blog long enough, you probably know that dizzyguy and I are obsessed with a certain brand of silicone-based lube. We've tried others and none of them ...

Review: BMS Factory PalmPower

Do you want the power that you get from Hitachi Magic Wand style massagers but hate the awkward size and weight, the noise and the unhygienic head? Well, maybe you've ...

Review: FeelzToys Cogilia

I’ve lost my anal beads virginity to the FeelzToys Cogilia and I couldn’t have asked for a nicer, gentler experience.  These are your basic beads with a little twist.  Instead ...

Review: Lovehoney Waver G-Spot Sensual Glass Dildo

I've gotten my second glass dildo from Lovehoney, the Waver G-Spot Sensual Glass Dildo.  I was pleased with my first glass dildo and it instantly made me a fan of ...

Review: CalEx Mix It Up

Participating in CalExotics' Sexpert program, I am eligible to get a new sex toy to review every month, as long as I get them done on time, which I haven't ...

Jun 292015
Review: Revel Body SOL

To say that the original crowdfunded Revel Body debuted to a cool reception would be an understatement. In fact, it didn’t take long for it to earn a quite unflattering yet hilarious nickname amongst reviewers, though the company was less than amused. Many of them didn’t have a lot of good things to say about the original device and their complaints seemed to be valid. …Read more

Jun 222015
Review: Jopen Lust L2

First, I just need to begin by sincerely thanking Peep for recommending this wonderful little vibe. I probably never would have noticed it if she hadn’t mentioned how much she likes it. It’s true, I’m smitten… with the vibe that is. Although, I do have some serious feels for Peep since she introduced me to this demure but mighty mini-vibe. The Jopen Lust L2 is …Read more

Jun 152015
Review: Penchant Premium Lube

I was completely shocked by how much I like Penchant Premium lube. In fact, dizzyguy and I both love it. Now I know I blather on and on about our favorite go-to silicone-based lube and how nothing else has quite measured up to it. It was a total surprise to both of us that this one does. I didn’t expect much because honestly, it’s a …Read more

Jun 012015
Review: PicoBong Transformer

In trying to create a sex toy that can be used by everyone, PicoBong made a sex toy that is useful to no one. What exactly is the PicoBong Transformer? Well, it’s sort of a bendy thing with a vibrator on each end. You’re supposed to be able to do all sorts of wild and crazy things with it, no matter your gender or sexual …Read more

May 182015
Review: Sliquid Silver

If you’ve read my blog long enough, you probably know that dizzyguy and I are obsessed with a certain brand of silicone-based lube. We’ve tried others and none of them have measured up to our favorite – Wet Platinum. But now, I’ve found one that comes really damn close. Like a gnat’s whisker close to being as good as our favorite. In fact, if the …Read more