Review: LELO Hula Beads

I have to admit, the idea of sticking a radio controlled electromechanical device in my vagina and leaving it there while I go about my business seemed kind of strange ...

Review: Pipedream Le Reve Jolie

I think I'm becoming a sex toy snob. I sort of already was from the get go in terms of only selecting toys made of the highest quality, body safe ...

Review: Shibari HALO

My first vibrator was a Hitachi Magic Wand. Why did I start out with such a powerhouse? I was struggling with anorgasmia as a side effect of medication and dizzyguy ...

Review: Key (by Jopen) Ceres G Massager

The Key Ceres G Massager surprised me, in a good way. It's not something that really caught my attention before but I was offered the opportunity to review it and ...

Review: Magic Wand Rechargeable

Back in 1973 a rather unassuming back massager became a cult classic when sex education pioneer, Betty (fucking) Dodson, started teaching women how to masturbate with it. It didn't take ...

Jul 092016
Review: Njoy Pfun

Riding on the success of dizzyguy’s first review ever, he has now thoroughly tested and reviewed the Njoy Pfun prostate massager. Enjoy! *** When you receive this item, the packaging will be the first thing to tip you off that this is a Cadillac sex toy. Nice box with form-fitting padding and soft material that you can store anywhere without drawing too much attention. Removing the …Read more

Jun 222016
Review: Pulse II Duo

Today we have a first on Toy Meets Girl. It’s dizzyguy’s first guest review. He expressed some interest in writing reviews for penis and prostate toys so, when Hot Octopuss offered the Pulse II Duo for review, I thought it was the perfect opportunity for him to make his blogging/reviewing debut. So, without further ado… here’s what dizzyguy thought about the Pulse II Duo. *** …Read more

Jun 192016
LELO Does It Again

LELO, the once prestigious brand behind such iconic and beloved sex toys as the MONA 2, never seem to stop outdoing themselves – but not in a good way. From sexist ad campaigns to gimmicky overpriced toys 1 and general asshattery 2, LELO seems dead set on ruining everything that once made them great. What’d they do this time that made me feel like I …Read more

May 162016
Review: Maia Zoe Twistty Wand

Even though wand type massagers aren’t my clit’s favorite kind of vibe, I found the Maia Zoe interesting because of the dual motors. There’s one in the head (of course) and there’s one in the handle. So, that’s kind of unique but not completely original because Cal Ex made one with dual motors first. There may be others but that’s the only other one I …Read more