Review: Pipedream Ceramix No. 6

Do you like warm dildos? Then you'll love Pipedream's Ceramix dildos. They make great chilled dildos too, for that matter. As the name would imply, Ceramix toys are made of... ...

Review: Je Joue MiMi

I know, I know... I sound like a broken record but I love the Je Joue Uma. When I got the Uma, all I could think about was having two ...

Review: Fun Factory Delight

The Fun Factory Delight confuses my vagina/vulva/clitoris. They don't quite know what to make of it and frankly, neither do I. Fun Factory calls the Delight, “the Rolls Royce of ...

Review: Dorcel Real Vibration M

The Dorcel Real Vibration M is an excellent specimen of mediocrity. It's hard for me to get excited about this vibrator having just reviewed two exceptionally amazing sex toys, one ...

Review: Exotic-Erotics Hippocampus

I was lying in bed the other night staring at the ceiling, unable to sleep and I was thinking... That Elephant Trunk dildo was pretty cool but what I really ...

Jul 062015
Review: Magic Wand Rechargeable

Back in 1973 a rather unassuming back massager became a cult classic when sex education pioneer, Betty (fucking) Dodson, started teaching women how to masturbate with it. It didn’t take long for the Hitachi Magic Wand to become famous as an uber powerful sex toy and it gave many women their first orgasms. In fact, dizzyguy bought me one years ago when I was suffering …Read more

Jun 292015
Review: Revel Body SOL

To say that the original crowdfunded Revel Body debuted to a cool reception would be an understatement. In fact, it didn’t take long for it to earn a quite unflattering yet hilarious nickname amongst reviewers, though the company was less than amused. Many of them didn’t have a lot of good things to say about the original device and their complaints seemed to be valid. …Read more

Jun 222015
Review: Jopen Lust L2

First, I just need to begin by sincerely thanking Peep for recommending this wonderful little vibe. I probably never would have noticed it if she hadn’t mentioned how much she likes it. It’s true, I’m smitten… with the vibe that is. Although, I do have some serious feels for Peep since she introduced me to this demure but mighty mini-vibe. The Jopen Lust L2 is …Read more

Jun 152015
Review: Penchant Premium Lube

I was completely shocked by how much I like Penchant Premium lube. In fact, dizzyguy and I both love it. Now I know I blather on and on about our favorite go-to silicone-based lube and how nothing else has quite measured up to it. It was a total surprise to both of us that this one does. I didn’t expect much because honestly, it’s a …Read more

Jun 012015
Review: PicoBong Transformer

In trying to create a sex toy that can be used by everyone, PicoBong made a sex toy that is useful to no one. What exactly is the PicoBong Transformer? Well, it’s sort of a bendy thing with a vibrator on each end. You’re supposed to be able to do all sorts of wild and crazy things with it, no matter your gender or sexual …Read more