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Review: LELO Hula Beads

I have to admit, the idea of sticking a radio controlled electromechanical device in my vagina and leaving it there while I go about my business seemed kind of strange ...

Review: Fun Factory Patchy Paul G5

It's a vibrator that looks like a chubby happy caterpillar, especially in the green. Dizzyguy said it was creepy. I told him to bite his tongue. True to their name, ...

Review: Idée du Désir Structured Orchid

This gorgeous, one of a kind dildo came to me all the way from France, with love. It's really more than just a dildo though – more like a sensual ...

Review: Closet Collection Toys Roberta Pleaser

The Closet Collection Toys Roberta Pleaser is a vibrator that can be used for G spot or clitoral stimulation. It works best for me as a clitoral vibrator but I ...

Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mates Collection

I've never wanted to ever give anything but praise to We-Vibe because they make two of my favorite vibrators – the Touch and Tango. I think their quality is superb ...

Jun 222016
 
Review: Pulse II Duo

Today we have a first on Toy Meets Girl. It’s dizzyguy’s first guest review. He expressed some interest in writing reviews for penis and prostate toys so, when Hot Octopuss offered the Pulse II Duo for review, I thought it was the perfect opportunity for him to make his blogging/reviewing debut. So, without further ado… here’s what dizzyguy thought about the Pulse II Duo. *** …Read more

Jun 192016
 
LELO Does It Again

LELO, the once prestigious brand behind such iconic and beloved sex toys as the MONA 2, never seem to stop outdoing themselves – but not in a good way. From sexist ad campaigns to gimmicky overpriced toys 1 and general asshattery 2, LELO seems dead set on ruining everything that once made them great. What’d they do this time that made me feel like I …Read more

May 162016
 
Review: Maia Zoe Twistty Wand

Even though wand type massagers aren’t my clit’s favorite kind of vibe, I found the Maia Zoe interesting because of the dual motors. There’s one in the head (of course) and there’s one in the handle. So, that’s kind of unique but not completely original because Cal Ex made one with dual motors first. There may be others but that’s the only other one I …Read more

May 152016
 
Review: Tantus Rumble

Tantus is the quintessential manufacturer of premium body-safe silicone dildos and butt plugs (and one of my favorite companies). Now, with the Rumble, they’ve entered the world of vibrators. It all started with a popular crowd-funding campaign, for which there was an outpouring of support. They wanted to create a vibe that could be used by anyone, regardless of gender or disability. I think Tantus …Read more

Apr 252016
 
Review: Jimmyjane Intro Vibes

Jimmyjane has always been a bit of pretentious brand. I know I’ve said this before but it bears repeating. At one time, they were advertising a ride on a private jet for $35,000. You’d have to spend over $100 to get any of the vibes in their Form line. I really liked the Form 4 but the Form 6 was ridiculously bad and totally not …Read more