Review: Jopen Lust L17

Rabbit vibes can be tricky. So far, no company has been able to make one vibe that fits all vulvae. The few I had tried weren't really working for me ...

Review: Jopen Envy Five

This vibrator might not look like it but it's a real beast. At the low end, the vibration practically growls and it makes me quiver with delight. At the high ...

Review: Tracey Cox Dare Rabbit Massager

The Tracey Cox Dare Rabbit Massager was a total disaster for me. We were just not compatible in any way. Things didn't line up right, it assaulted my clit, the ...

Review: No More Wet Spot Blanket

It says what it does and does what it says. I guess they could have come up with a more creative name but as long as it keeps my bed ...

Review: OVO S2

This is a lay-on vibrator. I don't lay face down to masturbate. So, why the hell did I get this thing to review? It's a long story. Anyhow, I thought ...

Aug 302015
Review: Vixen Gee Whizzard

This picture is from my first sesh with the Vixen Gee Whizzard. I actually tested quite a few things that night1 because frankly, I’m falling behind on my reviews. But the items that made the magic happen this time? Magic Wand Rechargeable – check Vixen Gee Whizzard – check We-Vibe Touch – check Good Clean Love Almost Naked Lube – check When these four items …Read more

Aug 222015
Woodhull's SFS 2015 or, How I Overcame Fear

This post is brought to you buy these four fabulous companies. Without them, I could not have made this trip and I would have missed out on all of the awesome. Woodhull’s Sexual Freedom Summit 2015… where do I begin? At the beginning, I suppose. I was so nervous about the idea of going that I almost psyched myself out of it. I wondered if …Read more

Jul 262015
Review: Good Clean Love Almost Naked Lube

Good Clean Love’s Almost Naked lube made a great first impression on me and it only got better from there. This is a lube I can feel good about recommending because not only does it perform really well but it’s made from gentle, natural ingredients. There are no petrochemicals, parabens or glycerin in Almost Naked lube. It’s certified organic, cruelty free and vegan friendly. As …Read more

Jul 252015
Review: Pleasure Works Silky G

I wasn’t sure if I was going to like the Pleasure Works Silky G vibe. I mean, it has a pokey, pointy tip and runs on AAA batteries, which means it wasn’t going to be super powerful and it would probably be buzzy to boot. But I was talking to the folks over at Trystology and mentioned that I’d like to try some less expensive …Read more

Jul 062015
Review: Magic Wand Rechargeable

Back in 1973 a rather unassuming back massager became a cult classic when sex education pioneer, Betty (fucking) Dodson, started teaching women how to masturbate with it. It didn’t take long for the Hitachi Magic Wand to become famous as an uber powerful sex toy and it gave many women their first orgasms. In fact, dizzyguy bought me one years ago when I was suffering …Read more