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Jan 012014


Congratulations @titsnwhisky, you won the $50 Tantus gift card!

Happy New Year!  I have a few things to celebrate this month.  First of all it’s a new year, obviously.  Also, dizzyguy and I  celebrate our 7th wedding anniversary (15 years together total).  Plus, this month I begin my 39th trip around the sun.  I have mixed feelings about it.  Part of me feels like it’s nothing but a number and the other part thinks: damn, I’m getting old.  But it happens to all of us so, all we can do is enjoy the time we have and to that end, I have some good news.

Tantus is helping all of you to help me, celebrate my birthday, the new year and our wedding anniversary by sponsoring a giveaway for a $50 gift card.  That’s fifty bucks for you to spend on any of the Tantus silicone goodness your little heart desires.  Most of you entering already know what a great company Tantus is but for those who do not…

They really do rock.  They make only body safe sex toys made of premium silicone.  They care about their customers and reviewers (like me) and listen to our concerns.  And I included them in my Faves For 2013. Many thanks to Tantus for being awesome and sponsoring this giveaway!

Winner chosen at random.  Contest ends 1/31/14.  Open worldwide however, Tantus cannot ship sex toys to Alabama.  Winner will be contacted by email and will have 7 days to respond, otherwise a new winner will be chosen.  I will forward the winner’s email address to Tantus.  Winner will be announced on this blog and on twitter so, don’t use your real name if that bothers you.  By entering this contest, you agree that you are of legal age to purchase sex toys where you reside.

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  • Mya Murphy
  • Camryn Jones

    Happy Birthday! I wish you health and happiness in the new year.
    And you know I think your anniversary is just the best thing ever. Congrats on finding each other and making it work.

  • Happy Birthday girl! Hope you have a wonderful time. Thank you for doing this giveaway, as I haven’t had the chance to try Tantus yet (I live in South Africa). I’ll add it to my luxury giveaway round-up, too!

    • Haven’t tried Tantus?! You have to fix that! Seriously, I think they’re a great company and they make great products. Good luck with the giveaway. Maybe you’ll have your chance to try something from them.

  • Kelsey Bitney

    Have a great birthday, NY, and anniversary!

  • Kindred

    Happy Birthday and congratulations on your 7th wedding anniversary!

  • InquisitiveClam

    Happy birthday! What an exciting start to 2014!

    I’m already thinking about what I’d buy with that $50 gift card…

  • Karen B

    I am right behind you girl. I am also wary of the large number representing my age. I feel better about myself at this age than I ever have before though. It really is just a number. Happy fucking birthday my friend! And congratulations to you and dizzyguy for 7 years!

  • Kitty

    Happy happy birthday, Dizzygirl!

  • Heaven

    Happy Birthday sweetie. I hope you have a great one!

  • nicholesmith

    Happy birthday! May your day be awesome and the year ahead full of love and laughter (& lots of sex) 😉

  • Jennifer P

    Hope you have a great birthady and a banner year in 2014! All the best.

  • Vulgar Vag

    Happy birthday & anniversary woman!

  • Holli

    Happy birthday!

  • Happy Birthday! Awesome giveaway! 🙂

  • friskysextoys

    Happy happy birthday dizzygirl! I hope you have a wonderful time. Thanks for the chance!

  • Catw

    Happy Birthday! I’m so glad I found your blog.

  • Happy birthday and anniversary to you both. Awesome giveaway!

  • Kelly

    Have a great birthday and wonderful New Year!!! Woot!!!

  • DeAnn

    Woo! I seriously hope I win! I know what I want!

  • Hip

    $50 would be a great bonus! It would be very welcome! Happy Birthday too!! 😀

  • E. C.

    Happy birthday and happy anniversary!

  • Elena Kate

    Happy birthday, you fabulous human being.

  • daveslack73

    Another great giveaway! Oh…and a very happy birthday to you 😀

  • Lilith Storm

    Happy Birthday!!!

  • Nick Hardon

    I am very excited about a Tantus Giveaway. I have been wanting one of their toys for a while!

  • Mary

    Happy Birthday & Anniversary! I turned 30 last year and I swear I aged overnight, but I feel like I know myself better. So I totally get your age ambivalence.

  • Happy Birthday!

  • trix23

    Happy birthday, from another 39-in-January gal!!

  • Kat

    Happy Birthday! 😀

  • BMoney

    Happy Birthday. Happy Anniversary. Make the last year of your dirty 30’s a grand segue into your freaky 40’s!!!

  • firefoxunderling

    Bonne Fete a toi.
    I like toys toys toys toys toyssss

  • Bonnie

    Happy birthday! And a happy new year, too. As someone who has never owned a sex toy before, I am very excited for this giveaway!

  • mlyn peters

    Oh Happy Day !! & great giveaway!!

  • Sara

    My Tantus purchase has been waiting in the cart for a few days now, waiting to pull the trigger, geez this would be perfect! It would be my first!

  • NimbusDX

    Happy Birthday. I already know what I would get if I win!

  • Raine Dawson

    Happy Birthday!!! I hope you are having a great New Year too!

  • Rachel

    Happy Birthday to you!!!!! This is a great way to celebrate a birthday, I can’t wait until i can celebrate mine this way too

  • thelesserunknown

    Happy birthday and anniversary to you! Hope 2014 brings you happiness and success!


    I would be soooooooooooooooo down to win this. 🙂 🙂 🙂 I’d celebrate your birthday with a big big orgasm! Soooo happy birthday 🙂

  • claire turner

    HIPPY BIRTHDAY hope this yoear is more ‘exciting’ than all the rest 😀

  • Cherry


  • BlackAsphodel

    Happy Birthday!

  • Property Of Potter

    I hope you had/have a wonderful birthday! I hope I didn’t miss it!

  • Nativepeach

    Happy birthday to you! I LOVE Tantus products!!

  • Scarlet

    Happy Birthday!

  • Lisa Kerr

    Hope you had or are having a great BirthDay!! Thank you for the wonderful giveaway!!

  • Jordyn

    This is great! Thanks!

  • Adorkabelle

    Happy Birthday! Hope it’s a good one!

  • Teresa McCluskey

    Happy Birthday!! Bday sex woot woot!!

  • Giulia


  • Giulia

    And HBD of course!

  • Emilie Proctor

    Happy Birthday!!

  • Ima Godiva

    Happy birthday! Thanks for the giveaway. 🙂