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Feb 042017
 

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The hugely annoying over-commercialized day that so many love to hate is coming – Valentine’s Day. What should you get that special someone? Well, chocolates and flowers are pretty standard fare but what if they’re the more adventurous type? What if a new sex toy would quicken their pulse more than a bunch of flowers and pink heart covered crap?

First of all, make sure your partner has an interest in sex toys. I can’t think of anything more shocking than opening a gift and seeing a vibrator inside when it’s something that I’ve never even expressed an interest in before.

If you’re unsure, you can always go with some tamer sexy accessories like:

But if you know they’d love to receive a sex toy then I have some suggestions. Get an idea of what they’re looking for – clit vibe, G-spotting dildo, anal toy. If they already have a favorite toy but it’s made of jelly or TPR then consider replacing it with a similar toy made of body-safe materials.

And of course, if you’re flying solo this Valentine’s Day then many of my suggestions would be a great way to treat yourself.

You want my specific recommendations to help you find the good toys and where to buy ’em? I can do that.

Lust L2First, clit vibes:
Actually most vibrators made for insertion can also be used on the clit but here I’m talking about the small vibes that are meant for stimulating the clit.

LELO Mona 2How about G-spotting vibrators?

Fun Factory Miss BiDue to variances in anatomy, it’s difficult to recommend a dual stimulator or, rabbit vibe but these are a couple that I like:

Magic Wand RechargeableMaybe they’re interested in a Wand massager?

Nobessence SeductionHow about a non-vibrating insertable – like a G-spotting dildo?

Vixen Vixskin MustangThey don’t like much G-spot stimulation?

njoy Pure Plug 2How about an anal toy?

Stronic EinsThen there are toys that are in a category all their own:

Sliquid Organics Natural GelDon’t forget the lube. Your partner’s experience with any toy, and with you for that matter, will be greatly enhanced with some lube.

If you want to save your beloved from having to wash the sheets after sexy time activities then I highly recommend the Liberator Throe* – Get it at: SheVibe, Good Vibes

Speaking of Liberator, if you want to switch up positions, I can’t recommend the Wedge* enough. Dizzyguy and I use it all the time – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Vibrant

If none of these suggestions help and you still can’t decide, you can never go wrong with a gift card. Then your significant other can choose whatever tickles their fancy.
You can get them from: SheVibeGood Vibes, Tantus, Lovehoney, PeepShow Toys, Vibrant

While I am not properly equipped to personally vouch for penis or prostate toys, these are some that dizzyguy has ejoyed.

Don’t forget that you can get exclusive discounts at some of my affiliated retailers:

  • 10% off at PeepShow Toys with code: DIZZY – Free shipping on orders $70+
  • 15% off at Filthy Dirty with code: TMG15 – Free shipping on orders $75+
  • 10% off at Sliquid with code: DIZZY – Free shipping on orders $60+
  • 10% off at Lovehoney through this link. Free shipping on orders $40+

*These are toys/products that I do own and love but have not written reviews for.

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  • For valentines day I will have a pizza and a collection of dildos. I even have a boyfriend. But that is the volume of fucks I can spare for the holiday.

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