Middle age married woman in middle America; discovering the wonderful world of sex toys and blogging about it.

Oct 012016
Let Me Be Your Superhero!

Hey Gang, Happy Fall everyone! I can’t believe it’s October already. August was long, hot and miserable. September seemed to fly right by. But you know what this means? It’s that time of year again to vote for your favorite Sex Blogging Superheroes! And I do hope that I’m one of your favorites. If you like my blog, what I do and think I’m a …Read more

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Aug 272016
Review: Mambe Silky Waterproof Throw

A couple of years ago, I went on a search for an alternative to the Liberator Throe. Why? Well, I’d heard so many of my readers say that they’d love to have one but the Throe was just too expensive. I admit, it wasn’t too difficult to find what I thought was not only a better bargain but also, a better product. All I did …Read more

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Jul 092016
Review: Njoy Pfun

Riding on the success of dizzyguy’s first review ever, he has now thoroughly tested and reviewed the Njoy Pfun prostate massager. Enjoy! *** When you receive this item, the packaging will be the first thing to tip you off that this is a Cadillac sex toy. Nice box with form-fitting padding and soft material that you can store anywhere without drawing too much attention. Removing the …Read more

Jun 222016
Review: Pulse II Duo

Today we have a first on Toy Meets Girl. It’s dizzyguy’s first guest review. He expressed some interest in writing reviews for penis and prostate toys so, when Hot Octopuss offered the Pulse II Duo for review, I thought it was the perfect opportunity for him to make his blogging/reviewing debut. So, without further ado… here’s what dizzyguy thought about the Pulse II Duo. *** …Read more

Jun 192016
LELO Does It Again

LELO, the once prestigious brand behind such iconic and beloved sex toys as the MONA 2, never seem to stop outdoing themselves – but not in a good way. From sexist ad campaigns to gimmicky overpriced toys 1 and general asshattery 2, LELO seems dead set on ruining everything that once made them great. What’d they do this time that made me feel like I …Read more

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