Dildos

Review: NobEssence Fling

Review: NobEssence Fling

Wooden dildos are nothing to fear. When crafted with love there are no splinters here. OK, was that cheesy? Sorry, had to do it. I do need to clarify that properly finished wooden dildos are nothing to fear. There’s some pretty scary shit being sold on Etsy. Then again, there are some very talented artists who are doing things the right way too. You just …Read more

Review: Tantus Warm Up

Review: Tantus Warm Up

It’s like a dildo, only smaller. Seriously, this thing is downright diminutive. When the package arrived at my doorstep I swore SheVibe must have sent the wrong product. Wondering what in the world they could have sent instead of what I requested, I cut open the box and peered in at it. That was it alright. I guess my half-functioning brain didn’t comprehend the measurements …Read more

Review: Tantus' The Duchess

Review: Tantus’ The Duchess

Much like its royal counterpart The Duke, Tantus’ The Duchess barges its way into my vagina like it owns the place. And once inside, it completely fills the room with its presence. The Duchess dominates my vagina and knows it. It’s a bit of a challenge to get The Duchess into my vagina, especially when I haven’t warmed up with something smaller first. Once in …Read more

Review: Fucking Sculptures Two-Cumber

Review: Fucking Sculptures Two-Cumber

I’ve agonized over writing this review. I coveted a Fucking Sculptures dildo for so long and when they finally agreed to send me one for review, I was ecstatic. I asked if I could review the G-Spoon because it looks like it would really work for me and from what I’ve heard from other reviewers, it stimulates in a way that I would simply adore. …Read more

Review: NS Novelties Colours Pleasures 5"

Review: NS Novelties Colours Pleasures 5″

I like this dildo but my vagina doesn’t agree with me. On my quest to find cheap sex toys that don’t totally suck, this one looks like a winner on paper. It just doesn’t do a whole lot for my vag. But it’s inexpensive and made of body-safe silicone plus, it has a suction cup! And I do think it will be perfect for some …Read more