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Need Valentine's Day ideas?  I got 'em!

Need Valentine’s Day ideas? I got ’em!

The hugely annoying over-commercialized day that so many love to hate is coming – Valentine’s Day. What should you get that special someone? Well, chocolates and flowers are pretty standard fare but what if they’re the more adventurous type? What if a new sex toy would quicken their pulse more than a bunch of flowers and pink heart covered crap? First of all, make sure …Read more

Loved and Loathed 2016

Loved and Loathed 2016

Since my libido hit the wall and went missing in action (and still hasn’t returned) around the middle of the year, I didn’t review as much as I have in years past. But there were still enough reviews to put together this list of best and worst. As luck would have it, with my ability to review compromised, dizzyguy decided he would like to start …Read more

Let Me Be Your Superhero!

Let Me Be Your Superhero!

Hey Gang, Happy Fall everyone! I can’t believe it’s October already. August was long, hot and miserable. September seemed to fly right by. But you know what this means? It’s that time of year again to vote for your favorite Sex Blogging Superheroes! And I do hope that I’m one of your favorites. If you like my blog, what I do and think I’m a …Read more

LELO Does It Again

LELO Does It Again

LELO, the once prestigious brand behind such iconic and beloved sex toys as the MONA 2, never seem to stop outdoing themselves – but not in a good way. From sexist ad campaigns to gimmicky overpriced toys 1 and general asshattery 2, LELO seems dead set on ruining everything that once made them great. What’d they do this time that made me feel like I …Read more

The Bane of a Sex Toy Reviewer's Existence

The Bane of a Sex Toy Reviewer’s Existence

It’s hard to be a sex toy reviewer when your libido is in the shitter and unfortunately, that’s where I am now. Why? Who knows? I struggled with a nonexistent libido for a long time. Maybe it was depression. Maybe it’s the birth control pill. Maybe, it’s just me. Then my shrink increased one of my meds to the highest possible dose and my libido …Read more