Review: Eroscillator Top Deluxe

Here it is, the one, the only, world-renowned pleaser of clits everywhere... the Eroscillator Top Deluxe! Yes, it really does deserve the ostentatious introduction. I know it looks like a ...

Review: Pleasure Works Silky G

I wasn't sure if I was going to like the Pleasure Works Silky G vibe. I mean, it has a pokey, pointy tip and runs on AAA batteries, which means ...

Review: Tantus Plunge Paddle

I never thought I would like being spanked. Sure, dizzyguy gives me the playful swat on the ass with his hand now and then but smack me with a paddle? ...

Review: Iroha Midori by Tenga

The Iroha Midori is more like a pet than a sex toy. A soft, squishy, vibrating, darling little pet. I love this damn little thing but probably for all the ...

Review: LELO MONA Wave

If the MONA 2 was just too powerful for you and you've always dreamed of slowly being fingered by a robot then the new MONA Wave was made just for ...

Nov 142017
Review: Fleshlight Turbo Thrust and Ignition

I just got blown by a Fleshlight! Fleshlight has allowed us to bang porn stars, freaks and helped to improve our stamina but now they claim they can get us blown. That’s quite a bold statement so, I am willing to put the Turbo Thrust and Ignition through the paces for you all to see just how much they feel like getting a blowjob. Fleshlight …Read more

Oct 022017
Review: Tenga Flex Silky and Rocky

Tenga is back again to take your masturbation to a new level. This time with a twist or, should I say a flex on their stroker series. I present to you, the Tenga Flex Silky and Rocky strokers. Both have a unique spiral ribbed outer casing with a vacuum hole that controls the amount of suction on the inner sleeve. The removable cap not only …Read more

Aug 112017
Review: Tantus Prostate Play

Hello all, I’m back! With summer being here I’ve been spending a lot more time outside taking care of outdoor projects but realized it’s been awhile since I’ve taken care of indoor projects. So I’m diving in prostate first with the Tantus Prostate Play. There were two things that attracted me to this product. One is that it’s constructed of silicone and that will always …Read more

Apr 182017
Tantus Introduces the Vamp Super Soft

What’s old is new again, sort of. One of my favorite no-nonsense Tantus dildos is The Vamp. I believe I called it a workhorse of a dildo. By that I mean, it just works. There are no bells and whistles, no overly pronounced head, no g-spot curve (for folks who don’t like that) and it’s not uber realistic (for those who are squicked out over …Read more

Mar 162017
Review: Tenga Air-Tech Twist (Tickle and Ripple)

This review includes my opinion on both the Tenga Air-Tech Twist Tickle and Ripple because the main difference is the texture inside. Everything else is the same. I’ve already had a great experience with the Tenga Flip 0 so my expectations were high. First off, in true Tenga fashion there isn’t anything sexy or flashy about the Air-Tech strokers. They are exactly what they claim …Read more