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Review: LELO LUNA Smart Bead

Review: LELO LUNA Smart Bead

I am totally bewildered by the LELO LUNA Smart Bead. It’s like, I don’t want to believe that LELO released something this lame. But I have to believe it because there’s been a slew of what-the-fuck products from LELO lately. Most notably, the Ida and Ora – the Ora having been so bad that they immediately released the Ora 2, which apparently still sucks. I’ve …Read more

Review: Cal Ex Entice Natalie

Review: Cal Ex Entice Natalie

Horrible. Simply horrible. And I knew it would be from the moment I laid eyes on it. From its 2 AAA battery power source to its stabby little rabbit ears… it’s all just so awful. Finding a compatible rabbit vibe for me is tricky and I would never have chosen this one. But that’s part of the Cal Ex Sexpert review program – it’s kind …Read more

Review: CalEx Mix It Up

Review: CalEx Mix It Up

Participating in CalExotics’ Sexpert program, I am eligible to get a new sex toy to review every month, as long as I get them done on time, which I haven’t been great at lately. You get to make a wish-list but there’s no guarantee that you will receive anything on it. I haven’t so far. So, it’s very likely that something totally random will show …Read more

Review: Dorcel Real Vibration M

Review: Dorcel Real Vibration M

The Dorcel Real Vibration M is an excellent specimen of mediocrity. It’s hard for me to get excited about this vibrator having just reviewed two exceptionally amazing sex toys, one of which has become my new favorite. But I really can’t compare the Real Vibration M to those toys, with their triple digit price tags. It’s just that, once you’ve experienced pure awesomeness, it’s really …Read more

Review: Pipedream Ceramix No. 9

Review: Pipedream Ceramix No. 9

A ceramic vibrator? You just know I had to have one. I really liked Pipedream’s Ceramix No. 5 dildo so, I was curious about the vibrators from that line. The fact that this vibrator looks like something from Super Mario Bros. made me want it even more (and of course I had to photochop it). Sadly, the Ceramix No. 9 did not do one good …Read more