Dildos Archives - Toy Meets Girl https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/category/dildo Sex Toy Reviews and More | All truth. No Bullshit. Sun, 06 May 2018 15:28:58 +0000 en-US hourly 1 54547412 Review: Tantus Adam Super Soft https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/05/review-tantus-adam-super-soft.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/05/review-tantus-adam-super-soft.html#comments Sun, 06 May 2018 15:28:58 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=89041 The Tantus Adam O2 is one of my favorite dildos so, when I received the Adam Super Soft, I obviously wanted to see how they compare. When put side-by-side, I was a bit bewildered. The two dildos are supposed to be the exact same length and girth but in this case, they definitely are not. ...Read more

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Tantus Adam Super Soft

The Tantus Adam O2 is one of my favorite dildos so, when I received the Adam Super Soft, I obviously wanted to see how they compare. When put side-by-side, I was a bit bewildered. The two dildos are supposed to be the exact same length and girth but in this case, they definitely are not. The Adam O2 is quite noticeably larger than the Adam Super Soft.

I asked Tantus about this and they explained that sometimes, especially with the O2 toys, the molds can stretch and you end up with a toy that is somewhat larger than the listed specs. They have told me that they’ve made upgrades to lessen the chances of that happening.

Adam Super Soft and O2 compare

Now, people usually don’t complain about getting more for their money but when it comes to sex toys, size does matter. Well, vaginas aren’t people and for some, a dildo that’s even slightly larger than it’s supposed to be can be too much. Butts are even more finicky. So, I’ve been told that if you receive a Tantus toy that is larger than the listed specs and you can’t comfortably use it, they will work with you on a replacement.

The funny thing about this is that when I reviewed the Adam O2, I never actually measured it myself. I simply trusted the specs. I even mentioned in that review that somehow, the Adam O2 seems to feel larger than it is. I thought it must be magic at the time but now I know… it actually was larger than it was supposed to be. Luna said the same thing about the Adam O2 feeling larger so, I wonder if she got one from a stretched mold too.

Tantus Adam Super Soft flex

The Adam Super Soft is like the woobie of dildos. It’s so soft, cuddly and comforting. Seriously, it’s a nice comfy feeling in my vag. If you like soft squishy dildos, don’t pass this one up. On the other hand, if you prefer something like the Pure Wand then… the Adam Super Soft might not be for you.

I get some nice, mild stimulation from the Adam Super Soft and a pleasant full feeling. It’s not the most intense experience I’ve ever had with a dildo but when I thrust it while using a clit vibe, I can have some nice blended orgasms. However, my Adam O2 remains my favorite.

Tantus Adam Super Soft colors

The Super Soft toys are just another example of how Tantus strives to provide something for everyone. They offer a wide range of sizes and silicone firmness. Like more rigid dildos? Go for their original formula silicone which is quite firm. Like something in between? The O2 line is pretty rad. Now, for those who like a lot of squish, there are the Super Soft toys. Tantus never stops trying new things to satisfy their customers.

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Review: Funkit Toys NoFrillDo B https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/03/review-funkit-toys-nofrilldo-b.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/03/review-funkit-toys-nofrilldo-b.html#respond Tue, 06 Mar 2018 18:07:59 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=88882 Stop! Drop the jelly dildo and back away slowly. I have something better for your body, that costs about the same as that toxic piece of shit. I happily present to you, the Funkit Toys NoFrillDo B (or R or G). The aptly named NoFrillDo is exactly what it sounds like – a no frills ...Read more

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Funkit Toys NoFrillDo B

Stop! Drop the jelly dildo and back away slowly. I have something better for your body, that costs about the same as that toxic piece of shit. I happily present to you, the Funkit Toys NoFrillDo B (or R or G).

The aptly named NoFrillDo is exactly what it sounds like – a no frills dildo. The shapes are simple and the fast curing platinum silicone, which is sourced in the US, is relatively inexpensive. Plus, they’re easy to make for minimized production cost. All of that means that you can get a nonporous, nontoxic, body-safe, silicone dildo for just $24! I don’t think I’ve seen silicone dildos for that kind of price anywhere1 and if you could find them, they’re likely going to be mass-produced in China. NoFrillDos are made right here in the US by a master Fucksmith (which he puts on his business cards).

The Fucksmith, otherwise known as Kenton, has taken a myriad of talents and accumulated knowledge from various practices to produce his silicone dildos. And with the NoFrillDo line, he makes it possible to “buy a safe, nontoxic sex toy without worrying about rent.”

So, since I’ve embarked on my quest to find Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck™, it only made good sense that I check out one of these NoFrillDos for myself.

I chose the B model because it looked the most appealing to me. As I said, these designs are simple. I was a bit curious about the G-spot stimulating capabilities of the G model but just wasn’t all that attracted to the shape. Maybe I should give it a try someday. The R model is something almost completely out of my realm2 but if you have a unicorn horn fantasy, the R model is right up your alley.

All three NoFrillDo models are rather slender with the B model being the shortest and fattest at 6.5” insertable length and a diameter of 1.36”. Needless to say, size royalty need not apply here. But these dildos are sized to satisfy those who aren’t looking for a lot of girth.

The NoFrillDo dildos are made in four colors: cyan, magenta, yellow and black. You can get the cyan (Body-Safe Blue) and magenta (Peepshow Pink) at PeepShow Toys.

The silicone is pretty firm but not quite as firm as Tantus‘ standard silicone and definitely nowhere nearly as firm as this. The silicone is shore 20A (which is a technical classification of firmness) and Kenton says it’s “similar to medium steak”. Not sure about that. I haven’t eaten steak in ages.

I have to mention that I am impressed with how well the base is trimmed. I’ve seen companies charging much more for their dildos that do a horrible job of trimming the base. So kudos to Kenton for that.

NoFrillDo B base

You’ll also notice, if you look closely, there are slight concentric rings around the length of the dildo – you can’t feel these. They are an artifact of the production process that Funkit uses to make these dildos so affordable.

OK, that’s a lot of intro and back story but what about what really matters? How does it feel? Do I like using it?

Well, it actually felt… pretty good. As Kenton would say, it filled my hole. Is it the most intense experience I’ve ever had with a silicone dildo? No. But then I’ve had the privilege of trying dildos that come at exorbitant prices.

The two bumps give me the slightest hint of G-spot stimulation and it feels good to thrust it while I use a vibe on my clit. But this is where I hit a little snag. I wish the base was larger. I need more to grab onto and when I’m trying to use a clit vibe at the same time, I’m thrusting with my non-dominant hand (left) and it really starts to cramp up. I found this distracting. Keep in mind that I’m probably a bit out of practice with using my left hand to thrust a dildo.

One thing that surprised me is how slippery the NoFrillDo B is. When I first got it, I dragged it along my forearm, with no lube on it, and it was draggy as fuck. I thought this thing was going to be a lube hog but to the contrary, with a good water-based lube, this dildo glides really well. In fact, my vag couldn’t hold onto it while I lubed my clit vibe.

Despite the fact that I had trouble grasping the base (which may just be unique to me) I was impressed with this simple, low-cost dildo. The way I see it, the NoFrilldo B has to feel as good, if not better than an equivalent jelly piece of shit, with the bonus of not giving you infections or chemical burns.

I think the NoFrilldos fill a gap in the industry. If someone doesn’t have money to spend on a fancier dildo, they can still have a safe and healthy sex toy. And if a beginner doesn’t know what they like yet, these dildos would be a great way to get started.

If you think $24 for a silicone dildo is a good deal, try taking 10% off with code: DIZZY

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Tantus Introduces the Vamp Super Soft https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2017/04/tantus-introduces-vamp-super-soft.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2017/04/tantus-introduces-vamp-super-soft.html#respond Tue, 18 Apr 2017 20:00:02 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=88436 What’s old is new again, sort of. One of my favorite no-nonsense Tantus dildos is The Vamp. I believe I called it a workhorse of a dildo. By that I mean, it just works. There are no bells and whistles, no overly pronounced head, no g-spot curve (for folks who don’t like that) and it’s ...Read more

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vamp super soft

What’s old is new again, sort of. One of my favorite no-nonsense Tantus dildos is The Vamp. I believe I called it a workhorse of a dildo. By that I mean, it just works. There are no bells and whistles, no overly pronounced head, no g-spot curve (for folks who don’t like that) and it’s not uber realistic (for those who are squicked out over dildos that look like amputated penises).

Well, Tantus being Tantus, they’ve taken a proven classic design and turned it into something new. The Vamp original is made of a rather firm and rigid silicone with not a lot of squish. Tantus’ new iteration is pretty much the diametric opposite of that. Enter, the Vamp Super Soft. If you like soft squishy dildos then this one’s for you.

Tantus Vamp Super Soft

How is it different from Tantus’ dual density O2 toys? It’s squishier through and through. The O2 toys have a firm inner core of silicone surrounded by softer silicone but the Tantus Vamp Super Soft is squish-tastic all the way through.

Mini review:
It’s awesome. The End.
Seriously though, the Super Soft silicone makes it a bit easier to insert than The Vamp original.
Oh yeah and, the new copper color is beautiful.

Get your Vamp Super soft today!

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Review: Tantus Adam O2 https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2016/03/review-tantus-adam-o2.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2016/03/review-tantus-adam-o2.html#comments Mon, 21 Mar 2016 17:49:49 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=87837 Yearning for satisfaction? I think the Tantus Adam O2 can deliver. It’s like, the perfect dick-shaped dildo and it’s made of Tantus’ dual density O2 silicone, which makes it feel more real. I was surprised by just how much I love this dildo because I usually prefer more rigid dildos with a strong G-spot curve. ...Read more

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Tantus Adam O2

Yearning for satisfaction? I think the Tantus Adam O2 can deliver. It’s like, the perfect dick-shaped dildo and it’s made of Tantus’ dual density O2 silicone, which makes it feel more real. I was surprised by just how much I love this dildo because I usually prefer more rigid dildos with a strong G-spot curve. But the Adam O2 fills me up and stimulates my G-spot in a more subtle way.

The Adam O2 is what I’d call a semi-realistic dildo. It’s dick-shaped with a hint of veins but it’s not nearly as realistic as Tantus’ newer ultra-realistic O2 toys, like the Sam and Gary. I know some folks are squicked out by dildos that look like amputated penises but the Adam O2 isn’t that kind of dildo, in my opinion. It does only come in three flesh-tone colors, which I’m just kind of “meh” about. I’d love to see this dildo in bright, saturated colors. But most of Tantus’ O2 toys only come in flesh-tones. A few exceptions are the Cush, Flurry and Duchess – all of which are awesome, by the way.

This dildo fills me up a lot more than I expected. It feels bigger than 1.6″ in diameter to me. If you like length, the Adam O2 isn’t shabby there either at 7″ long. Size queens would probably consider this an average sized dildo but I think for most folks, the girth will be pretty satisfying. I feel a bit stretched but not like my vag is gonna burst at the seams. I don’t have to warm up for this dildo but I do have to take it slow as I’m starting out.

Tantus Adam O2 2

Like all Tantus products, the Adam O2 is of impeccable quality. The dual density construction consists of a firm inner core surround by a softer, squisher outer layer of silicone. This gives it a somewhat more realistic feel but I do have to say that Vixen’s Vixskin dual density silicone feels more real to me. Then again, it seems like there is some variation of how the O2 silicone feels from one dildo to the next. Either way, the O2 silicone rocks. I can’t imagine anyone being disappointed in this dildo, as long as this is the type of dildo you’re looking for. It’s a completely different kind of stimulation than say… the njoy Pure Wand so, don’t expect that level of G-spot stimulation. Where the Adam O2 really excels is in filling you up and it’s definitely a great dildo for thrusting.

It’s simple to keep this dildo clean. Soap and water will usually do the trick but if you’re sharing, you’ll want to sanitize it. This can be accomplished by boiling for a couple of minutes or washing it in a 10% bleach solution. It’s probably a good idea to stick with water-based lube but I have successfully used high quality silicone-based lube with Tantus’ products. If you want to try it, spot test on the base first and look for any damage to the surface of the toy.

Adam O2 daffodils

Daffodildos!

The Adam O2 is not extreme in any way but it’s really good at what it does. If you don’t like intense G-spot stimulation then I think you’ll like this dildo. It has a slight curve and the head rubs my G-spot in a gentle way. And I have to say, it’s quite nice to have a variety of toys that can produce a range of sensations. Some days I might want squirt inducing G-spot stim and then other times, I like something that feels less intense. When I use the Adam O2 in tandem with a clit vibe, I do have blended orgasms and it feels great clenching around its girth.

I have nothing negative to say about the Adam O2 – seriously, nothing. If you forced me to complain about it, the only thing I could say is that I’d like different color choices. But if this is the kind of dildo you’re looking for, I think you’ll be very happy with it. It’s a dildo that you’ll love fucking yourself with and it’s certainly a welcome addition to my arsenal.

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Review: Laid D.2 https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2016/03/review-laid-d-2.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2016/03/review-laid-d-2.html#comments Mon, 14 Mar 2016 12:31:36 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=87809 I was an aspiring rock hound when I was young. Actually, I’ve always been fascinated by the natural world in general. I remember digging up rocks and being enchanted by the fish scale and sea shell fossils. It boggled my little mind that where I sat, was once under water. Later, as a teen, I ...Read more

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Laid D.2

I was an aspiring rock hound when I was young. Actually, I’ve always been fascinated by the natural world in general. I remember digging up rocks and being enchanted by the fish scale and sea shell fossils. It boggled my little mind that where I sat, was once under water.

Later, as a teen, I went through a phase where I believed in the metaphysical properties of minerals and crystals. I’m not sure I believe in any of that stuff anymore but I can still appreciate the beauty of a quartz crystal.

So, it’s no surprise that I’d be drawn to the Laid D.2 dildo. It’s carved out of solid Absolute Black Granite, which is more commonly used to make counter tops than dildos. The D.2 has a unique design. Its shape is asymmetrical, very much like that of the We-Vibe Rave. And that’s probably no coincidence since the company that owns We-Vibe, now owns Laid. In any case, the D.2 was around before the Rave so, Laid had the asymmetrical idea first.

Laid D.2 2

You might be wondering why they’d make an asymmetrical dildo. I know I did… until I used it. With a slight turn of my wrist from side to side, the D.2 creates different sensations against my G-spot. Pretty much just like the We-Vibe Rave does. Except with the D.2, it’s more intense because we’re talking about solid granite here. Plus there’s a sort of edge on one side of the head that the Rave doesn’t have. The Rave’s head is rounded while, the D.2 is more angular. I’d once heard it referred to as a G-spot chisel. That sounds more severe than it really is though.

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Since this dildo is so unique, I do use it a bit differently than your standard dick-shaped dildo. I like to push down on the D.2’s handle and put a lot of pressure on my G-spot while I twist my wrist side to side. This just isn’t a thrusting dildo for me but everyone masturbates in their own way so, you might like to use it differently than I do. There is no right or wrong way to jerk off.

When I combine that twisty motion with a vibe on my clit it’s well… it’s really damn hard to describe the sensation but I know I like it. Yes, I realize I’m a reviewer and I should be able to articulate how this thing feels but, I’m at a loss. I don’t want to say it scrapes my G-spot because that sounds horrifying and doesn’t really explain the sensation. You’ll just have to trust me when I say that it feels different from pretty much every other dildo out there.

It does however, produce some very satisfying blended orgasms and I don’t have to exert myself getting there. It’s a lot harder to thrust a dildo than it is to twist one. My thrusting arm gets tired pretty quick so, I appreciate that the D.2 let’s me be a lazier masturbator. Or is it masturbater? Spell check doesn’t recognize either spelling. What else do you call one who masturbates – a wanker?

As you’d expect, being carved of solid granite, the D.2 has some weight to it. I’m not sure if it’s enough to cause problems for some folks but I thought I’d mention it. The surface is perfectly smooth with a glossy shine. Just like glass dildos, a little lube goes a long way with the D.2. And the nice thing is, you can use any kind of lube you like. Cleaning is easy. Soap and water will work but make sure you don’t use anything abrasive.

Liad D.2 4

The Laid D.2 is obviously, not a cheap sex toy but I wouldn’t expect it to be, considering the material it’s made of and the kind of labor that must go into making it. I would say that the D.2 is a collector’s piece. If you own a fuck-ton of sex toys and you’re at the point where you need something unusual to get you excited, I think you’ll enjoy the D.2. I’m not saying it’s inappropriate for beginners at all, as long as the price point isn’t a limiting factor. I just think a beginner might want to start out with more affordable toys and work up to this one when they’ve gotten bored with everything else. The Laid D.2 is beautiful, original and produces some unique sensations. And who knows, I might be grounding my chakras or something every time I stick it in my vag.

If you want the D.2 (or anything else) you can save 10% at PeepShow Toys with code: DIZZY and get free shipping on orders $70+

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Review: NobEssence Allure https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2016/02/review-nobessence-allure.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2016/02/review-nobessence-allure.html#comments Sun, 28 Feb 2016 15:47:05 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=87767 It just seems like I can never get enough wood in my vagina (euphemism only partially intended). I now have three dildos from NobEssence and I adore each and every one of them. It would be really difficult for me to rank them, I’m not sure I can pick a favorite. My newest one is ...Read more

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It just seems like I can never get enough wood in my vagina (euphemism only partially intended). I now have three dildos from NobEssence and I adore each and every one of them. It would be really difficult for me to rank them, I’m not sure I can pick a favorite. My newest one is the Allure and it’s a G-spot’s best friend.

I can’t say enough good things about NobEssence’s sensual sculptures (it doesn’t feel right calling them sex toys). Each piece is handmade to perfection. Seriously, it can’t be easy to do. Yet, I find no flaws in any of the pieces I have. At this time, theirs are about the only wooden dildos I will recommend.

Wooden sex toys found elsewhere can be sketchy (especially on Etsy). They could be using toxic or porous finishes and trust me… your vag wants none of that. The finish that NobEssence uses (they call it Lubrosity) is non-toxic, nonporous and waterproof. That means it’s not going to get your vag all infected if you wash the dildo thoroughly after each use.

I keep wanting to say that the Allure is like a G-spot shoehorn but that’s not exactly accurate, even if that’s what it reminds me of. It hooks into place perfectly, in just the right spot and with short, rhythmic tugs on the handle, it pulls at my G-spot just the way I like it. The nice long handle allows me to leverage all the pressure that I want against my G-spot. Speaking of that bumpy handle… you can obviously stick it your vag but it isn’t really my thing. It might be yours though.

So, when I combine the wonderful G-spot pulling that the Allure produces along with a vibe on my clit… well, it’s just heavenly really. The blended orgasms are fantastic and though I have not squirted with the Allure, it feels like it’s possible. My ability to squirt can be finicky but just feeling as though it could happen is a marvelous sensation.

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Even though they’re lovingly handmade, the NobEssence dildos I own seem as though they’re precision engineered to hit my G-spot, the Allure is no exception. It’s hard to do but if you pressed me to rank them, I’d say I like the Seduction best with the Fling and Allure at nearly a tie. When I started this sex toy reviewing thing, I never thought I’d own 3 of these wooden beauties but here we are. I truly am a lucky gal.

They’re so beautiful and so functional. You get the firmness of other hard materials but without all the weight so, that might make these wooden dildos easier for some folks to use. The finish is flawless and a little lube goes a long way. You can also use any kind of lube you prefer. Soap and water easily cleans this dildo. If you want more thorough sanitation you can wipe it down with a very mild 10% bleach solution, making sure to rinse it very well.

You do want to handle the Allure, and all NobEssence dildos, with care. Any kind of damage to the finish effectively ruins the toy. So do your best not to drop it or, scratch it – take your rings off when cleaning it and store it in a way that it is protected. That’s pretty easy to do since all NobEssence dildos come in a custom box.

NobEssence Allure box

Since these lovely sensual sculptures are made by hand, there will be slight differences in size, though NobEssence states that sizes can vary up to 1/4” from the nominal size in width and length1. NobEssence toys are covered by warranty for 30 days against manufacturer defects.

Bottom line? You simply must get some wood into your vagina. Using NobEssence dildos is such a luxurious experience and they’re so gorgeous you’ll be tempted to leave them out on display. It’s true, they are a bit pricey but what expertly handcrafted products aren’t? It takes a lot of skill and labor to produce these beauties and I think they’re worth every penny.

There are several reasons why you should buy your NobEssence dildo from PeepShow Toys. First, they’re decent folks who promise to never sell you toxic or porous sex toys. Plus, I can also get you a 10% discount with code: DIZZY and all orders over $70 ship for free. Lastly, by purchasing a NobEssence toy or, anything else from PeepShow Toys, you help support my blog and I hope you like it enough to consider doing so.

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Review: Tantus Alan https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2015/12/review-tantus-alan.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2015/12/review-tantus-alan.html#respond Mon, 28 Dec 2015 16:44:18 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=87494 Meet Alan, he’s related to Gary and he’s a pretty nice guy. There was quite the negative outpouring when Tantus released these dual density O2 toys. A lot of people just did not like the names. They said that toys shouldn’t be named after people or, they just didn’t like those particular names. It’s not ...Read more

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Meet Alan, he’s related to Gary and he’s a pretty nice guy. There was quite the negative outpouring when Tantus released these dual density O2 toys. A lot of people just did not like the names. They said that toys shouldn’t be named after people or, they just didn’t like those particular names. It’s not like Tantus doesn’t’ already have other toys with the names of people1. But for some reason, Alan and Gary didn’t sit well with a lot of folks. I found the outrage a little strange but hey, to each their own, I guess.

I’m not sure where the inspiration for Gary came from but Alan is a tribute to a real person – not molded from them, just named after them. When the Gary was launched I joked that I used to work with a guy I hated named Gary but I wouldn’t hold it against this dildo. And that’s true, Gary was an asshole but it doesn’t give me negative feels about the dildo.

Maybe they were given people names because they’re both extremely realistic dildos. Well actually Alan is a vibrating dildo with a cavity in the base to insert a bullet vibe. It is very realistically detailed and only comes in 3 flesh tone colors, which will squick some people out but maybe there are folks who prefer their dildos to look and feel as realistic as possible. Tantus did a great job of that with its appearance combined with the feel of the dual density O2 silicone.

What is Tantus’ O2 silicone? It starts with a firm, sturdy core of silicone covered in a plush, squishy outer layer of silicone. It creates a feeling that’s a little closer to real than Tantus’ standard firm silicone. They do make some O2 dildos that are stylized and not penis clones and then they also make some that look like they should be attached to someone. It’s all a matter of personal preference. I don’t mind either way, which is great because that expands the options available to me.

tantus alan colors

I prefer dildos in vibrant non-flesh-tone colors but the flesh tones don’t creep me out either. In other words, I’m just not that picky. I understand some folks are and that’s fine. So, if you don’t like dildos that very realistically look like penises then don’t get the Alan. I’d recommend something like the Cush, Flurry or, Duchess if you wanted an O2 toy.

Alan base

I love that Tantus gave the Alan their new triangular base. Why triangular? Well, with many dildos that have a perfectly round base, they can twist one way or the other while I’m thrusting and then I don’t get maximum stimulation against my G-spot. With the triangle base, it’s easy to point the dildo in the right direction. I’ve heard the bases work well in harnesses too but sadly, I can’t yet vouch for this.

So, Alan isn’t just a dildo… it’s a vibrating dildo, which means you can stick a bullet vibe up into the base and enjoy it that way and I do sometimes. It comes with a basic bullet but as I always say, the We-Vibe Tango is like magic for Tantus’ vibrating dildos. If you don’t have one, I highly recommend it.

Alan Tango

Alan also comes with the suction cup that fits up into the base, which is usually a separate purchase. I don’t often use my dildos suctioned to anything but the suction seems pretty strong, though the dildo does droop quite a bit.

Alan suction cup

OK so, how does Alan feel? Pretty much like a standard thrusting dildo. By that I mean, there are no crazy textures to upset your vag (if your vag is like mine) and there isn’t a really big prominent head or curve to target the G-spot. I prefer a shit ton of G-spot stim from my dildos so, I don’t want to say I’m bored with Alan but it’s just not my favorite kind of dildo. That said, some folks just wanna thrust with reckless abandon and don’t like fiddling with their G-spot. For them, the Alan will be perfect.

Alan is an average size2 that isn’t going to impress size/girth fanatics but it’ll be a good ride for most people. It’s like, average penis sized. It doesn’t stretch me out and it’s slim enough that thrusting is smooth and easy. Even though I do adore very intense G-spot stim, sometimes it is nice to leisurely thrust a dildo while stimulating my clit with a vibe. This combo can bring me to orgasm but they’re usually not like the blended kind I get with G-spotting toys.

Alan is easy to care for, as are all Tantus’ dildos. Soap and water is usually all you’ll need. You can sanitize them by boiling for a few minutes (remove the bullet vibe first) or washing in a mild 10% bleach solution. Some folks say that you can put them in the dishwasher and technically you can but it’s not something I’d do. However, if you do then don’t use detergent. Water-based lube is recommended and is your safest choice. Hybrid lubes like Sliquid Silk are usually OK. Some silicone-based lubes can be used with no problem but keep in mind that not all are compatible with silicone toys.

The Tantus Alan is a nice dildo and I don’t care about the name. Those that do can rename it whatever they want. If you’re searching for something that looks and feels realistic, that pretty much leaves your G-spot alone, then I think you’ll like Alan. You can always add the bullet vibe when you want to shake things up a bit.

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Review: NobEssence Fling https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2015/12/review-nobessence-fling.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2015/12/review-nobessence-fling.html#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2015 18:56:32 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=87428 Wooden dildos are nothing to fear. When crafted with love there are no splinters here. OK, was that cheesy? Sorry, had to do it. I do need to clarify that properly finished wooden dildos are nothing to fear. There’s some pretty scary shit being sold on Etsy. Then again, there are some very talented artists ...Read more

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NobEssence Fling 2

Wooden dildos are nothing to fear. When crafted with love there are no splinters here. OK, was that cheesy? Sorry, had to do it. I do need to clarify that properly finished wooden dildos are nothing to fear. There’s some pretty scary shit being sold on Etsy. Then again, there are some very talented artists who are doing things the right way too. You just have to be careful when buying wooden dildos. You want to make sure that they are coated with a nonporous, waterproof, phthalate free finish.

One way to make sure you’re getting a safe wooden toy is to buy one made by NobEssence. They’re the most well-known company that makes wooden sex toys and the proprietary finish that they use (they call it Lubrosity) has been tested as safe.

NobEssence Fling

My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Seduction and it was love at first sight and use. It’s a G-spotting superstar and equally as beautiful. NobEssence dildos are like potato chips1… you can’t stop at just one. And so, I longed to have another one of their lovely works of art. I had my eye on the Fling for a long time.

Well, what can I say other than, “Holy Fuck!” First time using the Fling resulted in three blended orgasms with squirting on the third. Now, the Fling didn’t do this all on its own. I do require clit stim to orgasm but the G-spot stimulation from the Fling is what pushed the orgasms over the top.

I love absolutely everything about the Fling. It’s perfect. It was designed for G-spot stimulation and it delivers in spades. Wood is such a wonderful sex toy material because you get that rigidity but without a lot of weight and it has a natural warmth that I find comforting.

With a bit of lube the Fling has no perceptible drag, that I can tell. The great thing is that you can use whatever type of lube you prefer. When you’re done having amazing orgasms, all you have to do is wash it with soap and water.

Fling and Seduction

I can’t decide which I like better – the Fling or the Seduction. They’re both meticulously hand-crafted sensual sculptures that excel at targeting the G-spot. Here’s an odd little fact about me… for whatever reason, if I have something large in my vagina and I’m stretched, it somehow makes it more difficult for me to orgasm with clitoral stimulation. Bodies are weird. But that’s another thing that makes the Fling so perfect for me. It tapers to a very small diameter between the bulbous end and the finger grip handle so, my vagina is not stretched at all. It’s like NobEssence knew how my vagina works when they designed the Fling.

Fling box

So, should you get yourself the NobEssence Fling? Is the sky blue? Is water wet? Do bears shit… I think you get my point. I can’t think of a single reason why you shouldn’t, unless you have some inexplicable aversion to gorgeous sensual sculptures and mind altering orgasms. If you like G-spot stimulation then this fabulous wooden dildo was made just for you. There is not a single thing that I can complain about and that’s kind of rare for me because I can find fault in damn near anything.

To maybe make your decision a little easier, you can save 10% with the code: DIZZY at checkout and you’ll get free shipping. I know NobEssence toys2 are pricey but they are totally worth it.

 

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Review: Tantus Warm Up https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2015/11/review-tantus-warm-up.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2015/11/review-tantus-warm-up.html#comments Mon, 30 Nov 2015 11:21:02 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=87320 ** The Tantus Warm-up has been discontinued ** It’s like a dildo, only smaller. Seriously, this thing is downright diminutive. When the package arrived at my doorstep I swore SheVibe must have sent the wrong product. Wondering what in the world they could have sent instead of what I requested, I cut open the box ...Read more

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Duke, Silk Small, Warm Up

Duke, Silk Small, Warm Up

** The Tantus Warm-up has been discontinued **

It’s like a dildo, only smaller. Seriously, this thing is downright diminutive. When the package arrived at my doorstep I swore SheVibe must have sent the wrong product. Wondering what in the world they could have sent instead of what I requested, I cut open the box and peered in at it. That was it alright.

I guess my half-functioning brain didn’t comprehend the measurements (plus the name should have been a clue) so, I was really caught off guard when I saw the size of the Tantus Warm Up in person. But small does not automatically mean bad. It has its uses. Will it please everyone? Of course not but no sex toy can. That’s why it’s nice that Tantus makes toys the size of the Warm Up all the way up to the beastly Hoss. They truly have something for everyone.

There are a couple of things to love about this cute little guy.  First, the price… under $30.  And Tantus’ somewhat new triangular base.  What’s the big deal about a triangular base?  Well, I have often gotten frustrated with dildos twisting while I’m thrusting with them.  Then the head misses the mark and you have to reorient and start over.  I thought it would be cool to have some kind of irregular shape, rather than round, that would allow you to keep the dildo pointed in the right direction.  And what do ya know?  Tantus did it with a triangle.  Perfect.  Just keep the point, pointed up.  I’ve also heard that the triangular base works really well in harnesses but I can’t speak to that directly.  I’ll explain why.

Tantus Warm Up Base

The triangular base is so simple yet, so smart.

When I saw how small it is, I knew it wasn’t something that I’d be really thrilled about using. I’m not a size queen by any means but the Warm Up is really too small for me, vaginally anyway. Then I started thinking… I had just been sent the Black Widow Harness from Tantus and was preparing to try pegging for the first time in the near future (if I could build up my nerve). Maybe the Warm Up would be good for that I thought, even though I had purchased the Silk Small to start out with. Then dizzyguy saw the Warm Up and he asked if it was the one we were going to use for pegging. He seemed confident that he could handle the Warm Up, even though he doesn’t often engage in anal play.

Well, I’m sorry to report that I’ve chickened out of trying pegging. I’m so frustrated with myself. It was something I REALLY thought I wanted to try and dizzyguy was always kind of on the fence about it. Then one day he said, “Sure, let’s try it.” Exuberantly, I requested the Black Widow Harness from Tantus and eagerly awaited its arrival. The ring that came with it was too big so I ordered the ring set. And now, I had everything I needed to fulfill this fantasy I thought I had.Warm Up strap on

Then, I don’t know what happened. Performance anxiety? Fear of being awful at it? Concern for hurting him? Maybe I’m afraid of looking dumb. Whatever the reason, I totally lost my nerve and suffice to say, Tantus is still awaiting my review of the Black Widow Harness. I’ve sincerely apologized for not being able to fulfill my promise.

I haven’t given up though. I’m hoping there will be that one day I throw caution to the wind and pop our pegging cherry. It could happen. The planets just need to be aligned perfectly, I think. And if/when it does happen, we’ll have the perfect dildo to play with.

Warm Up colors

So, coming of off that tangent, I can say that the Warm Up would be good for folks who need something small for vaginal use and I think it would be a reasonable size for newbie peggers. To test this out, I stuck it in my own ass, even though I haven’t felt much urge to stick things in my butt lately, but I had to do it for science. And ya know what? It was a nice easy fit and I’m an anal novice. I feel like if I can handle a butt thing then most people can probably handle that butt thing. My butt is nothing special. So, I definitely think the Warm Up has its place in one’s toy box. It’s just not going to do anything spectacular for my vagina but that’s OK. Tantus makes plenty of other toys that can do that.

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Review: Tantus’ The Duchess https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2015/11/review-tantus-the-duchess.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2015/11/review-tantus-the-duchess.html#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2015 16:55:14 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=87277 Much like its royal counterpart The Duke, Tantus’ The Duchess barges its way into my vagina like it owns the place. And once inside, it completely fills the room with its presence. The Duchess dominates my vagina and knows it. It’s a bit of a challenge to get The Duchess into my vagina, especially when ...Read more

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Tantus Duke and Duchess

Much like its royal counterpart The Duke, Tantus’ The Duchess barges its way into my vagina like it owns the place. And once inside, it completely fills the room with its presence. The Duchess dominates my vagina and knows it.

It’s a bit of a challenge to get The Duchess into my vagina, especially when I haven’t warmed up with something smaller first. Once in there, I am full to overflowing with thick squishy silicone goodness. It is such a tight fit, however, that it’s actually difficult for me to thrust with. All I can manage is a very short in-and-out stroke. But believe me, that’s enough to get my juices flowing. When I pair this dildo with a clit vibe, the orgasms are intense. Clenching around it as I orgasm feels incredible.

That bulbous head is bulbous for a reason and to my delight, it does give me some great G-spot stimulation. It’s not as intense a sensation as you would get with the Pure Wand but that’s to be expected because it’s solid stainless steel and the The Duchess is made of Tantus’ wonderfully squishy O2 silicone.

Duke and Duchess

So, how does it compare to The Duke? Well the silicone is different for starters. The Duke is made of very firm silicone with hardly any squish at all whereas, The Duchess’ dual density O2 silicone provides a bit of a softer feel. I think insertion might actually be a little easier than with The Duke because of the softer silicone. But The Duchess isn’t a sad floppy dildo by any means. The dual density silicone means that there is an inner core of firm silicone surrounded by a layer of softer silicone. So despite its soft exterior, it still proudly stands at attention.

Right now, The Duchess is Tantus’ only O2 vibrating dildo but that’ll change very soon (teaser). It does come with a basic, battery operated bullet vibe that will do in a pinch but as I always say when I’m talking about Tantus’ vibrating dildos… get yourself a We-Vibe Tango. It’s much more powerful and rumbly than the included bullet vibe. It’s like the Tango and Tantus’ vibrating dildos were just meant to go together – like Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire. The deep rumbly vibrations of the Tango travel through the O2 silicone fairly well and much better than the included bullet vibe.

Duchess Tango

You care for The Duchess like any other silicone dildo and for more on that go here. Water-based lube is recommended.The Duchess colors

The Duchess comes in two color choices – Ice and Candy. It’s 6.5″ long (insertable) and 1.8″ in diameter at the thickest point, which is that massive head. This dildo is harness compatible and safe for anal use. There is also a suction cup available that works with Tantus’ vibrating dildos.

I really do love The Duchess… maybe a smidgen more than The Duke, just for the fact that it’s a bit easier for me to manage with the softer silicone. Admittedly, it’s not a dildo I’ll reach for all the time because it’s quite a stretch for me1 but when I am in that mood, The Duchess doesn’t let me down. When I use it along with a clit vibe, the orgasms come on fast and strong and in that moment I can really appreciate that imposing girth.

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