The Tantus Adam O2 is one of my favorite dildos so, when I received the Adam Super Soft, I obviously wanted to see how they compare. When put side-by-side, I was a bit bewildered. The two dildos are supposed to be the exact same length and girth but in this case, they definitely are not. The Adam O2 is quite noticeably larger than the Adam Super Soft.

I asked Tantus about this and they explained that sometimes, especially with the O2 toys, the molds can stretch and you end up with a toy that is somewhat larger than the listed specs. They have told me that they’ve made upgrades to lessen the chances of that happening.

Now, people usually don’t complain about getting more for their money but when it comes to sex toys, size does matter. Well, vaginas aren’t people and for some, a dildo that’s even slightly larger than it’s supposed to be can be too much. Butts are even more finicky. So, I’ve been told that if you receive a Tantus toy that is larger than the listed specs and you can’t comfortably use it, they will work with you on a replacement.

The funny thing about this is that when I reviewed the Adam O2, I never actually measured it myself. I simply trusted the specs. I even mentioned in that review that somehow, the Adam O2 seems to feel larger than it is. I thought it must be magic at the time but now I know… it actually was larger than it was supposed to be. Luna said the same thing about the Adam O2 feeling larger so, I wonder if she got one from a stretched mold too.

The Adam Super Soft is like the woobie of dildos. It’s so soft, cuddly and comforting. Seriously, it’s a nice comfy feeling in my vag. If you like soft squishy dildos, don’t pass this one up. On the other hand, if you prefer something like the Pure Wand then… the Adam Super Soft might not be for you.

I get some nice, mild stimulation from the Adam Super Soft and a pleasant full feeling. It’s not the most intense experience I’ve ever had with a dildo but when I thrust it while using a clit vibe, I can have some nice blended orgasms. However, my Adam O2 remains my favorite.

The Super Soft toys are just another example of how Tantus strives to provide something for everyone. They offer a wide range of sizes and silicone firmness. Like more rigid dildos? Go for their original formula silicone which is quite firm. Like something in between? The O2 line is pretty rad. Now, for those who like a lot of squish, there are the Super Soft toys. Tantus never stops trying new things to satisfy their customers.

Tantus provided the Adam Super Soft in exchange for an unbiased review.

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To celebrate their 10 year anniversary, I’ve partnered with We-Vibe to giveaway one of their Anniversary Collections.

Terms:
Must be 18+ to enter. Giveaway open to US, UK, CA, AU. Winner is responsible for any customs or other fees. Winner will be contacted by email and will have 3 days to respond otherwise, a new winner will be drawn. Giveaway ends on 5/23. We-Vibe will ship the prize to the winner.

We-Vibe Anniversary Collection

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I don’t think I’ve ever been able to say that I LOVE a California Exotic Novelties toy but here we are. The Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker earned my adoration the very first time I used it. It delivered orgasms so good that I had an asthma attack (no this isn’t something I strive for, it just happened).

When I was looking at the Mini Marvels line, the one that I thought would work best for me was the Marvelous Teaser and I was very pleased with it. I didn’t think any of the others in the line would do it for me except maybe the Marvelous Flicker. But looking at it, I was a little put off by the whole tongue-vibe thing. I wasn’t interested in that flappity-flap-porno-lingus action that doesn’t really work. Then I read Cy’s review and knew I had to give it a shot.

Much to my relief it doesn’t do that flappity-flap thing at all. In fact, the vibration travels down to that wonderful pointy tip in the most perfect way possible and my clit is a huge fan of vibrating pointy tips. Just like the Teaser, the Marvelous Flicker has a nice, strong, rumbly motor. I am so impressed with what CalEx has done with these vibes and especially at this price point. I’m thrilled that I get to add another vibe to my list of Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck .

The first time I tried the Marvelous Flicker, I forgot to bring my trusty, go-to, back-up vibe that I usually have on hand if a new toy lets me down and I can’t get off. Turns out, I didn’t need it at all. The second I put the tip of the Flicker on my clit, I knew I had a winner. Just thinking about it makes me want to go rub one out.

I even had an orgasm using a pattern¹, if you can believe that. I hate patterns as a general rule but that third, pulsating one actually works for me. It’s hard to believe I’m saying this but the Flicker is almost as good as my go-to vibe, the Lust L2. The only thing that really puts the L2 ahead of the Flicker is that it has incremental speed control, whereas the Flicker only has three set speeds.

The Marvelous Flicker gives me such deep, satisfying orgasms – the kind that make it impossible for me to be discreet. It passes my personal test of delivering multiple orgasms in a sesh and I know if a vibe can do that, it’s a cut above the rest.

Just like the Teaser, the Flicker checks all the boxes, making it an awesome vibe at an awesome price:
Silicone – check
Waterproof – check
Strong and rumbly – check
Rechargeable – check
Travel lock – check
One year warranty – check

This vibe, like most of them out there now, is USB rechargeable so, if you don’t want to use your computer to charge your vibrator, you’ll need one of those A/C to USB adapters.

There really isn’t anything I can complain about. If I absolutely must find something to nitpick… I don’t love the color and it doesn’t come with a storage pouch. If that’s the worst criticism that I can muster then you know I must really love this vibe.

I am just so excited about the Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker. I want to tell everyone to buy one but you might not want to if you don’t enjoy pin-point vibration. However, if that’s your thing then I truly believe the Flicker could be your jam. I really hope that CalEx continues to make good quality, strong and rumbly vibes like this at this price point. I made sure to let them know that I enthusiastically approve of the Teaser and the Flicker. Hopefully, with that kind of positive feedback, they’ll keep making great vibes like this at more affordable prices.

I’m happy to be doing my first review for Vibrant. When you purchase your sex toys from them, you’re supporting Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains. That’s one big reason why I decided to start working with them. Plus they’re a sex positive, gender inclusive company.

You can always get 10% off your order at Vibrant with code: DIZZY, which means you can get the Marvelous Flicker for $44.99 and they offer free shipping on orders $50+ so, maybe add a bottle of water-based lube.

Vibrant provided the Marvelous Flicker in exchange for an unbiased review.

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To be honest, not a single one of the other designs in the California Exotic Novelties Mini Marvels line looked appealing to me¹ but that’s only because I’m a pretty good judge of what my clit likes. Then CalEx released the Marvelous Teaser and it sent my heart aflutter.

I haven’t often been able to say wonderful things about CalEx toys. Once, I was so mean that they decided they didn’t want my opinion anymore (but I really hated that thing). Then again, there was that one time they surprised me with what has become my favorite clit vibe – made by their luxury brand Jopen. So, they do know how to make a good vibrator. And with the Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser, they nailed it.

This isn’t just a vibe that’s eh… OK for under $50. The Teaser knocks my socks off for under $50. When I embarked on this project to find Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck, I was most excited about trying to find those diamonds in the rough – those toys that shock the shit out of you because they’re so good for such a low price. That’s exactly what I found with the Marvelous Teaser.

The first time I used it, I had one of those orgasms where I’m glad no one was home. Although, I might have scared the cats. I lay there stunned by how good it was. I’d stop right there and declare the Marvelous Teaser a fabulous clit vibe but it also passed my personal test of giving me multiple orgasms in a sesh. Yes!

The Teaser has 3 levels of steady vibration. I’d love to have more but really, the low and medium settings are all I need for toe curling, involuntarily vocalizing orgasms. The high steady setting is a little too much for my clit but it’s not buzzy, which often happens at many vibrator’s high settings.

If you know me, you know I could cast patterns straight to hell but I know some folks enjoy them and the Marvelous Teaser has 7 of them in various rhythms of pulsation and escalation. I’m terrible at describing patterns so, you’ll just have to forgive me for not trying.

I do have to talk about the shape – the good and the… what were they thinking? The great part of the shape is how perfect it is for how my clit likes to be stimulated. That thin tip can nuzzle right up against the side of my clit and it honestly feels like it was custom-made just for me.

The head-scratcher is how CalEx designed the Marvelous Teaser to be held. They intended for you to hold it between your index and middle finger and I just have to say – NO. It feels awkward and how the hell are you supposed to control the buttons holding it that way?

This weird design thing isn’t a deal breaker though. I just hold it like a normal human being would with my thumb above the buttons. When I first saw the Teaser, it reminded me of the Leaf Life, probably just because of the shape and color. I’m not sure if they were trying to set it apart with that weird design.

Can we talk about the motor in this thing? Right out of the box, I turned it on and it really impressed me with the strength and rumble. I was talking about how impressive it is on Twitter and one of my followers agreed. They said it was so nice to be able to recommend something to their customers that’s under $50, with a strong motor that won’t crap out in under a year. It was validation for me that I judged this vibe correctly.

Like my other favorite little clit vibe, the Marvelous Teaser has it all at a surprisingly low price.
Silicone – check
Waterproof – check
Strong and rumbly – check
Rechargeable – check
Travel Lock² – check

It doesn’t come with a travel/storage pouch but I suppose I can forgive that. Caring for this vibe is as easy as any other waterproof, silicone vibrator. Antibacterial soap and water works just fine and water-based lube will keep that wonderful tip gliding along your clit nicely.

I rarely care about packaging enough to even mention it but because of this vibe’s price I feel like I have to touch on how substantial it is. It’s not some flimsy box with that cheap plastic mold inside. This feels like a durable box and I even kind of like the kitschy artwork.

The Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser is the kind of vibe that I daydream about using. Not many vibes do that to me. But I often find myself thinking, “I need to go rub one (or more) out with that thing.” This is definitely one of those fabulous bargains that you’re so excited that you found. I’m really happy to be able to recommend a vibrator that’s this awesome and this affordable. I told CalEx that I want to see more of this. I hope they listen.

Think $49 is an awesome price for a vibe like this? Try taking 10% off with code: DIZZY

PeepShow Toys provided the Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser in exchange for an unbiased review.

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I can hardly believe it. This blog has been around for 5 years this month. I did take quite a long hiatus but I feel like I’m slowly getting back into reviewing. And now dizzyguy reviews penis and prostate toys too.

I wanted to have what I thought were some of the best toys in each category for prizes and I chose the ones that I thought most likely to be on peoples’ wishlists.

I won’t go into mushy sentiments or revisit old posts. I know what you came here for.

And as always, this blog wouldn’t be here without the great companies I work with. Thanks to all for sponsoring these awesome prizes.

Good luck!

Terms:
Must be 18+ to enter. Giveaway open to US, UK, CA, AU. One prize per person. Winners are responsible for any customs or other fees. Winners will be contacted by email and will have 3 days to respond otherwise, a new winner will be drawn. Giveaway ends on 4/21. Most prizes will be shipped by the sponsor with the exception of the Swan Wand, which I will ship to the winner.

#1
Prize – We-Vibe Touch
Type – clitoral vibrator
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Sponsor – Vibrant

#2
Prize – njoy Pure Wand
Type – hard material dildo
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#3
Prize – Tenga Flip 0
Type – penis toy
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#4
Prize – Swan Wand
Type – internal vibrator
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Sponsor – BMS Factory via Aren’t We Naughty

#5
Prize – Lovehoney Desire Prostate Massager
Type – prostate massager
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#6
Prize – Choice of 8.5oz bottle of Sliquid
Type – lube
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#7
Prize – VixSkin Mustang
Type – soft material dildo
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#8
Prize – Choice of njoy Pure Plug
Type – anal toy
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Sponsor – PeepShow Toys

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After a couple of months on hiatus, I’m back for a review of the Lovehoney Desire Luxury Prostate Massager. In the past, I’ve reviewed several different brands of prostate massagers with each one having a different design or vibrator that piqued my curiosity. As I was looking through items to review, the Lovehoney Desire Prostate Massager screamed out at me that it wanted to be up my ass so, how could I resist?

As with all toys that are going to be inserted into the body, silicone is the only way to go. This prostate massager is constructed of silicone that is very smooth and seamless.

The dimensions are base diameter 4.75”, circumference 4”, insertible length 3.75”, overall length 4.6”. This is a very comfortable toy as far as size goes so, beginners are welcome.

The vibrator is internal to the massager which is very cool because all positions are possible without the controls getting in the way, unlike some others that have a bullet vibe sticking out ¼ inch or more. Whether you lie flat, on your side or, prefer sitting upright the Lovehoney Desire Prostate Massager accommodates it all. It has 8 modes of vibration and 12 speed settings but what truly separates this from the competition is the remote control.

It’s USB rechargeable and fully charges in 120 minutes. Lovehoney says the charge lasts for 60 minutes but I used it for 5 sessions and it was still rocking HARD. I finally did throw it on the charger just in case.

Armed with plenty of water-based lube, the first insertion was very easy and comfortable. The only thing that took some work was getting the right angle but that’s to be expected with any toy. This prostate massager fits snugly and the base design holds it firmly between the cheeks and against the perineum. This massager hit my prostate immediately. I hadn’t even gotten comfortable or started squeezing and pre-cum was already flowing. It felt like it was custom-made for my body.

The part that I was looking forward to most was the remote control. It was a joy to be able to lie back and switch to different patterns and intensities without getting lube all over the place. The remote is very user-friendly and the buttons are spaced out and big enough that navigation is a breeze.

I was blown away by not only the vibrations but their placement. This prostate massager has a vibrator in the insertible portion as well as the base. This is the game changer. Having my prostate, asshole, perineum and my balls stimulated from one toy was amazing! That’s right, I said it. Having those places stimulated feels amazing!

The low setting gives a smooth light rumble but on high, it is very intense and made me go numb after a few minutes. The different patterns have something for everybody. You can have both vibes on steady to alternating between the tip and base. The patterns are very difficult to describe but take my word for it, you will want to experiment with them all.

I found that the middle vibration settings are the best for me. I usually go for steady vibrations but the Desire Prostate Massager made me rethink this stand. My favorite is the mode that alternates from the tip to the base. The timing of squeezing and relaxing with this rhythm brought me the most pleasure.

When it comes to the noise level, I will say this massager is loud. If you’re trying to be discreet, crank the TV or radio.

As far as clean-up goes, you’ll spend more time cleaning the cum and lube off of yourself than the massager. Just use some antibacterial soap and water and you’re good. It is fully waterproof so, don’t be afraid to hold it under the facet. The remote on the other hand, is splash-proof only so, I recommend some antibacterial wipes.

A nice hard-sided case is included. It can be locked but lock not included.

This is hands down the BEST prostate toy that I’ve ever used. As the saying goes, “You get what you pay for.” and the Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Remote Control Prostate Massager¹ is exactly that.

It’s pricey compared to others but the quality of the toy makes it worth every cent. I felt as though my prostate play reached a peak and I would never be able to get those crazy, multiple hands-free orgasms but this massager has me feeling differently. I’ve used this toy about a dozen times before writing this review and I feel like I’m progressing towards the multiple prostate orgasms that many of us strive for.

Hey, dizzy here… I just wanted to chime in to say that I reviewed the Lovehoney Desire Clitoral Vibrator and thought it was pretty great. So, I think it’s safe to say that Lovehoney is doing things right with their luxury Desire line.

Want the Desire Prostate Massager, Desire Clitoral Vibrator or anything else from Lovehoney? Save 10% by entering code: DIZZY10 here.

Lovehoney provided the Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Remote Control Prostate Massager in exchange for an unbiased review.

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I wanted to review the Blush Novelties Gaia Eco Biodegradable Recyclable Vibrator for a few reasons. First, it’s (way) under $50. It’s that classic vibrator design. And it’s made of starch-based bioplastic.

What the hell is starch-based bioplastic? Uhm, I’m not really sure. But what I do know, because I asked a Blush rep, is that it’s as nonporous and nontoxic as ABS plastic.

And apparently, according to Blush, the Gaia Eco “is created using less energy and creates less greenhouse gas emissions than any other sex toy on the market.” That’s why I chose to review this particular vibrator over the countless others of the same design.

I also wanted to review the Gaia Eco because it uses 2 AA batteries which tend to make vibes more powerful than the more commonly used AAA batteries. Plus, I like the idea of the twist dial control. I have another inexpensive, battery operated vibrator with a twist dial and I think the variable speed is better than a button that gives you three set speeds.

First impressions out of the box started with, wow and ended with, puzzlement. I took the Gaia Eco out of its minimal packaging, popped in the batteries, turned the dial and thought:  Wow, this thing is pretty strong and rumbly, especially for a battery operated vibe.

Then I noticed this weird loose ring thing right above the cap. This is where I became puzzled. Why did they do that? It’s kind of annoying because even with the cap closed tightly, that ring is still loose. You can spin it around. So, I guess it would suck if you lost it and it also provides an area for lube and vag gunk to live.

Seriously, what’s with that ring?

You could remove the ring and carefully wipe that part of the vibe clean. In fact, you should be careful whenever cleaning this vibe anyway because it’s splash-proof only.

You can clean this vibe (don’t submerge it) with soap and water or a toy cleaner. Any kind of lube will work. It doesn’t come with a travel pouch but a vibe like this would be good for travel because you can pack it separately from the batteries and not have to worry about a TSA incident.

Alright, now for the real test. Does the Gaia Eco impress me enough to add it to my Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck list?

Well, first of all, I’d like to mention that you can use this vibe internally and externally (but don’t use anally). The thing is, for me personally, the shape of this vibe does nothing for my vag. Some folks might like it though. This is just a preference thing, really. It’s not going to provide much girth either at 1” in diameter.

Because of my personal preferences, I mainly consider vibes like the Gaia Eco to be clitoral vibes. So, how did it feel on my clit? Lets just say that after the first orgasm I was left thinking: did a $15 vibrator really just do that? The vibration is nice and rumbly and I found that I didn’t need to turn the dial up to high. It took a little longer to achieve orgasm than it does with my favorite clit vibe but maybe because of that, the orgasms felt more intense. And yes, I said “orgasms” because I tried for my magic number – 3 in a sesh – and The Gaia Eco didn’t let me down. Also, some folks will be interested to know that the vibration doesn’t seem to dampen under pressure.

So, what’s the verdict? Can I put the Blush Gaia Eco in my Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck category? I want to scream, “yes” but I can only say, “yes.” And that’s because of that weird loose ring. Some might find it annoying. But I don’t think it’s a total deal breaker. I just wish they hadn’t made it that way. Maybe they can take this feedback and update the design to eliminate that ring and possibly make it waterproof too. Then I could enthusiastically recommend it as a great toy under $50.

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I would also like to share a few words about Blush Novelties. They haven’t always been a company beloved by some bloggers. There was once a little dust-up between Blush and another company that is widely respected in the industry. That angered a lot of bloggers.

They also still do make toys out of porous materials that I don’t recommend but lately, I’m excited about Blush’s new offerings. I think they’re focusing more and more on body-safe nonporous materials and that’s awesome. Especially so when you consider that they tend to produce toys on the more affordable end of the spectrum. I am considering several new Blush toys that I’d like to review for you.

Blush once acknowledged the role us bloggers have had in helping them design toys that we can approve of. But I also think there’s something else going on. Blush has hired one very well-known and respected sex educator, Ducky Doolittle, and I’m sure that she has a lot of input on product development and design.

So, I can comfortably say that at this point, I like the direction that Blush is going in. Because we need more lower cost, body-safe toys that don’t suck.

Think $14.99 is a good price for a vibe? Try taking 10% off with code: DIZZY

Betty’s Toy Box provided the Blush Novelties Gaia Eco in exchange for an unbiased review.

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Stop! Drop the jelly dildo and back away slowly. I have something better for your body, that costs about the same as that toxic piece of shit. I happily present to you, the Funkit Toys NoFrillDo B (or R or G).

The aptly named NoFrillDo is exactly what it sounds like – a no frills dildo. The shapes are simple and the fast curing platinum silicone, which is sourced in the US, is relatively inexpensive. Plus, they’re easy to make for minimized production cost. All of that means that you can get a nonporous, nontoxic, body-safe, silicone dildo for just $24! I don’t think I’ve seen silicone dildos for that kind of price anywhere¹ and if you could find them, they’re likely going to be mass-produced in China. NoFrillDos are made right here in the US by a master Fucksmith (which he puts on his business cards).

The Fucksmith, otherwise known as Kenton, has taken a myriad of talents and accumulated knowledge from various practices to produce his silicone dildos. And with the NoFrillDo line, he makes it possible to “buy a safe, nontoxic sex toy without worrying about rent.”

So, since I’ve embarked on my quest to find Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck, it only made good sense that I check out one of these NoFrillDos for myself.

I chose the B model because it looked the most appealing to me. As I said, these designs are simple. I was a bit curious about the G-spot stimulating capabilities of the G model but just wasn’t all that attracted to the shape. Maybe I should give it a try someday. The R model is something almost completely out of my realm² but if you have a unicorn horn fantasy, the R model is right up your alley.

All three NoFrillDo models are rather slender with the B model being the shortest and fattest at 6.5” insertable length and a diameter of 1.36”. Needless to say, size royalty need not apply here. But these dildos are sized to satisfy those who aren’t looking for a lot of girth.

The NoFrillDo dildos are made in four colors: cyan, magenta, yellow and black. You can get the cyan (Body-Safe Blue) and magenta (Peepshow Pink) at PeepShow Toys.

The silicone is pretty firm but not quite as firm as Tantus‘ standard silicone and definitely nowhere nearly as firm as this. The silicone is shore 20A (which is a technical classification of firmness) and Kenton says it’s “similar to medium steak”. Not sure about that. I haven’t eaten steak in ages.

I have to mention that I am impressed with how well the base is trimmed. I’ve seen companies charging much more for their dildos that do a horrible job of trimming the base. So kudos to Kenton for that.

You’ll also notice, if you look closely, there are slight concentric rings around the length of the dildo – you can’t feel these. They are an artifact of the production process that Funkit uses to make these dildos so affordable.

OK, that’s a lot of intro and back story but what about what really matters? How does it feel? Do I like using it?

Well, it actually felt… pretty good. As Kenton would say, it filled my hole. Is it the most intense experience I’ve ever had with a silicone dildo? No. But then I’ve had the privilege of trying dildos that come at exorbitant prices.

The two bumps give me the slightest hint of G-spot stimulation and it feels good to thrust it while I use a vibe on my clit. But this is where I hit a little snag. I wish the base was larger. I need more to grab onto and when I’m trying to use a clit vibe at the same time, I’m thrusting with my non-dominant hand (left) and it really starts to cramp up. I found this distracting. Keep in mind that I’m probably a bit out of practice with using my left hand to thrust a dildo.

One thing that surprised me is how slippery the NoFrillDo B is. When I first got it, I dragged it along my forearm, with no lube on it, and it was draggy as fuck. I thought this thing was going to be a lube hog but to the contrary, with a good water-based lube, this dildo glides really well. In fact, my vag couldn’t hold onto it while I lubed my clit vibe.

Despite the fact that I had trouble grasping the base (which may just be unique to me) I was impressed with this simple, low-cost dildo. The way I see it, the NoFrilldo B has to feel as good, if not better than an equivalent jelly piece of shit, with the bonus of not giving you infections or chemical burns.

I think the NoFrilldos fill a gap in the industry. If someone doesn’t have money to spend on a fancier dildo, they can still have a safe and healthy sex toy. And if a beginner doesn’t know what they like yet, these dildos would be a great way to get started.

If you think $24 for a silicone dildo is a good deal, try taking 10% off with code: DIZZY

PeepShow Toys provided the Funkit NoFrilldo B in exchange for an unbiased review.

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I recently declared that I was going on a mission to find Sex Toys Under $50 That Don’t Suck. To that end, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet was the first toy I requested to review. I saw a couple of positive reviews for it on PeepShow Toys‘ site by other reviewers I know so, I thought this vibe might have a good chance of not sucking.

And wow, does it not suck. I was kind of shocked the first time I turned it on. It’s got some good power behind it and it’s a pleasant, non-buzzy vibration. I also instantly fell in love with the silicone. I kinda wish everything was made of this silicone. It’s extremely soft and silky with almost no drag at all.

So, first impressions were very good but how did it feel on my clit? In a word – perfect. The lowest steady vibration setting is exactly what I need to have orgasms. It actually feels a lot like the Lust L2 that I never shut up about (also on the Sex Toys Under $50 That Don’t Suck list).

My clit seems to have changed and evolved over the years. When I started this blog, I had SSRI induced anorgasmia. Back then, it took pretty powerful vibration to get me off. Since then, I’ve found a medication that reverses the anorgasmia (for me) and now I don’t need such powerful vibration. So, the low steady vibration is all I need to have orgasms. The high steady setting is actually a bit too much for me but that power will be appreciated by some folks.

It even passed my personal test of giving me three orgasms in a sesh – the criterion needed to make me fall in love with a vibrator.

They call this vibe a bullet but it’s not going to fit into any toys that have a bullet cavity, like Tantus’ vibrating dildos. It’s a nice size for ease of grasping though. You can’t avoid feeling the vibration a lot in your fingers but I guess that’s to be expected given its strength and size.

The FemmFunn Ultra Bullet really exceeded my expectations but it’s not without a flaw. Well, this may only be a flaw to me, others might find it a feature. Patterns… ugh. I wish they would have just given this vibe steady vibration settings and maybe like more than three.

But if you like patterns, this vibe has 17 of them. I just hate it when I accidentally find myself in pattern land and have to press the button that many times to get back to where I want to be. I did discover that if you are on the high steady vibration setting and press and hold the button to turn it off, when you turn it back on, it’s on high (so it has memory) and if I press the button one more time, it goes back to low steady vibration. So, I’ve avoided the patterns most of the time.

Water-based lube is the best choice to use with this vibe. It’s also waterproof, which makes cleaning easy. And you can do that with soap and water or a toy cleaner. It’s rechargeable and while it’s doing that, it makes me feel like I’m at a rave.

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet ticks many of the boxes required for me to call it a great vibe at good price. I think the only thing missing is a travel lock but I can overlook that. It does comes with a pouch though and that’s kind of nice when you consider there are $200 sex toys that don’t.

PeepShow Toys sells the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet for $49 but right now, they’re offering a bundle that includes Sliquid lube and cleaner for $55. That’s a good deal but you can make it even better by using code: DIZZY for 10% off.

PeepShow Toys provided the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet in exchange for an unbiased review.

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Look! It’s like a Swan Wand only smaller. Why would they make a miniature version of the undeniable powerhouse that is the Swan Wand? I’m not entirely sure but really… why not?

The The Mini Swan Wand is a perfect little replica of one of my favorite vibes. However, the shape and color is pretty much where the similarities stop. It does have a nice rumbly vibration that is reminiscent of the full-sized Swan Wand, just on a much lesser scale, which one would expect because you can’t quite fit the same size motor in the Mini as there is in the original.

I love that the The Mini Swan Wand doesn’t have patterns. I loathe patterns, most of the time. The original Swan Wand has them and I do find it annoying. But hey, to each their own, right? The press and hold, incremental intensity is pretty awesome. I like vibes that work that way with one caveat, if you want to decrease intensity, you have to turn it off and start all over again.

I tend to try for 3 orgasms in a sesh¹, which is very possible with the right vibrator. For whatever reason, no matter how perfect the The Mini Swan Wand is on paper, it can only give me the first orgasm. I have to switch to a different vibe to achieve the second and third. I’m not sure why that is except maybe… my clit is finicky? It likes things to be a certain way.

Swan Wand, The Mini Swan Wand and Jopen Lush L2

The motor is in the larger end of the Mini, it’s not a dual vibrator like its bigger sibling, the Swan Wand. I think given its size, it’s pretty obvious they couldn’t cram another motor in the smaller end. I do wish the vibration was focused in the smaller end though. One thing I know for sure is that my clit likes more precise application of vibration. A smaller vibrating tip that can nuzzle up to the right side (yes, it’s a righty) of my clit, in just the right way, is what usually produces multiple orgasms for me.

Just in case you’re inclined to get the Mini for internal use, I wouldn’t recommend it, unless you’re looking for something really small. It wasn’t even long enough to reach my G-spot. This vibe did nothing for my vagina and I don’t think it was really meant for that anyway.

Alright, so now you know how my clit gets along with the The Mini Swan Wand, now for the deets. It’s waterproof, rechargeable, silicone and the charging cable IS LABELED. I recommend that you use water-based lube with this vibe. You can clean it with soap and water or a toy cleaner. You get a nice box and a storage/travel pouch. It has a travel lock and comes with a 1 year warranty and 10 year guarantee. After the first year, the 10 year guarantee provides you with 50% off on your purchase of a new product of equal or lesser value.

The Swan brand is made by a company (BMS Factory) that makes other awesome brands, like Leaf. They use their exclusive PowerBullet technology that gives their vibes a signature feel. Like, you can tell it’s one of their vibrators by how it feels.

I want to love the The Mini Swan Wand in the worst damn way! Why don’t I love it? Clitoris, what the hell is wrong with you? Ya know, it’s funny… there was a time that I’d have tears of gratitude if a vibe could give me just one orgasm. I’m not sure why I expect more. I guess when you have your favorite vibe that never lets you down and satisfies you the way that you want it to, it colors your judgment of all other vibes. Maybe I’m biased and not giving the Mini a totally fair shake.

I like The Mini Swan Wand but I can’t gush (no pun intended) about it, like I do its predecessor. I do think some people will love it tough. It is a nice little vibe and it can give me orgasms – at least the first one in a sesh. Folks who don’t posses a clit as picky as mine would probably be quite happy with it.

Get The Mini Swan Wand at Betty’s Toy Box and save 10% with code: DIZZY. Also, FREE shipping!

Betty’s Toy Box provided The Mini Swan Wand in exchange for an unbiased review.

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