Nope, it’s not your imagination. I’m actually writing a new review. I didn’t know if I would ever be inspired enough to come out of retirement but then… there it was – the sex toy that might end my hiatus.

When I first saw it, my pulse quickened. I knew right away that there was a pretty good chance that I’d love it. And that’s exactly what I needed to kick me in the ass. I needed a sex toy that I could get good and excited about.

The first time I tested this toy, I paired it with my trusty L2 on my clit while this toy jostled my G-spot around in the most wonderful way. I had 3 blended orgasms in under 5 minutes.

What kind of toy could accomplish such a feat for a previously anorgasmic¹ gal? It’s none other than the magnificent Fun Factory Stronic G!

See, I fell head over heels in love with the Stronic Eins. I likened it to a carnival ride for my vagina. When I saw the Stronic G, I knew I’d be on that same ride but with more focus on my G-spot. Yes, please!

The Stronic G is everything I thought it would be. I have not one single complaint. Seriously. Well, OK… I always bitch about this but I think with as much as these toys cost, Fun Factory could throw in a storage pouch or maybe even a case. But if that’s the only negative thing I can say then you know Fun Factory has obviously done one hell of a good job.

Why are the Stronic toys so special? Well, they pulsate rather than vibrate. Like, they automatically thrust around on their own. They’ve often been compared to the Shake Weight. They have a motion like that. So, I just insert the Stronic G, jam it up against my G-spot, hold it in place and let it bounce around in my vagina all by itself.

Another thing I love about the Stronic pulsation is that it doesn’t drown out the vibration I’m applying to my clit. Quite often, if I have powerful vibrator in my vagina, it can lessen the sensation of the vibration on my clit. Since the Stronic G doesn’t do this, it’s absolutely perfect for dual stimulation.

OK, I think it’s pretty clear that I love this thing like nothing else but… let’s talk about the very expensive elephant in the room. The Stronic G ain’t exactly cheap. It’s a large chunk of cash to shell out for a sex toy that you might end up not liking. That makes it hard for me to tell everyone to run out and buy one. Do I think it’s worth it? Absolutely! Will everyone love it? Of course not. I would suggest that if you have a brick and mortar shop nearby that has the Stronic toys, go check out what the pulsating motion is all about. That might give you a better idea of whether or not you’ll love it.

The fact is, no other manufacturer has the Stronic technology. Fun Factory came up with something totally different and innovative. I’m sure these toys aren’t cheap to make so, I can understand why they’re priced the way they are. They aren’t made in a sweatshop in China. They’re manufactured in Germany by union workers.

The Stronic G has 7 speeds and 3 rhythms. They’re hard as hell for me to describe but I can say that the slower the pulsation, the more intense it feels. That’s kind of opposite of how vibrators usually feel. My G-spot seems to prefer what Fun Factory calls the “Constant Mode”. All of the other functions are fun as fuck but I need something with consistent rhythm to get off.

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Features? You know the Stronic G has ’em. It’s waterproof, saves your favorite setting, has charge indicator lights and a travel lock. The controls are easy to use and Fun Factory says you can get 45 minutes of play time on the highest speed.

Of course you know that the Stronic G has to be made of body-safe materials. It wouldn’t be on this blog otherwise. It has a silicone shaft and plastic handle. Fun Factory’s silicone has felt quite draggy to me in the past but the Stronic G feels a lot softer and silkier.

Fun Factory recommends water-based lube and that’s probably a good idea. I have mixed silicone-based lube with silicone toys before but it’s risky² so, play it safe. You can buy their Toy Fluid lube or any of the water-based lubes listed here. Fun Factory also sells their own cleaner but antibacterial soap seems to work well for me. It’s your choice. And if you really want a storage/travel pouch, they sell those too.

Another factor that may appeal to some is that the Stronic G is smaller than the Eins. The diameter is a little easier to handle and the toy weighs less than previous Stronic toys yet, it’s just as powerful.

You get three color choices. The blue rules.

Every time I aim the Stronic G at my G-spot… it’s like the angels are singing. I’m left thinking, where has this been all my life? I don’t have a more eloquent way to say I love it, other than I LOVE IT.

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Teardrops fall on my keyboard as I write this. Coming off the success that I had with the Miss Bi and my undying love of the Stronic Eins, I had high hopes that the Bi Stronic Fusion was going to work miracles for me. Sadly, it was not to be. We just weren’t compatible and I have to come to accept that, though it is hard. I wanted to love the Fusion like nobody’s business. I was all but certain that I would. But as can often happen with dual stimulating toys (rabbit vibes), it doesn’t fit me really well. The pulsating Stronic action is wonderful but for me, the vibrating clit arm just doesn’t line up where I need it to. So, the Fusion is not the replacement for my Eins + Touch that I thought it would be.

This toy is pretty awesome though and I know it will work for some people. Unfortunately, I can’t promise it’ll be perfect for you because of differences in anatomy and all that. And at the price, that makes the Fusion a real gamble. I can totally vouch for the fact that Stronic pulsation combined with vibrating clit stim is all kinds of amazing so in theory, the Fusion is perfect. Are you willing to take the chance that it will fit your vulva? If not, then I can still totally recommend the Stronic Eins plus a separate clit vibe for dual stimulation like you’ve never felt before. The Fusion would allow you to accomplish this feat single-handedly, as long as everything lined up perfectly.

If you’re not familiar with Stronic technology, let me explain. Fun Factory’s Stronic toys pulsate, they don’t vibrate. In my Eins review, I likened it to a carnival ride for my vag. These toys sort of bounce around inside you. They have a weight inside that is moved back and forth in a linear motion at varying speeds and rhythms, depending on the settings you are on. Yep, like a shake weight.

So what you have with a Stronic toy is one that mimics sex like nothing else can. I won’t say it feels just like vaginal intercourse but it does more than a vibrator. It’s almost like thrusting a dildo, except your arm doesn’t get tired and the Stronic can do it faster than you can. It produces a sensation that can really wake up the G-spot and I’m a big fan of the Stronic type stimulation. Adding a clit arm to it just literally, fell short for me.

Fun Factory claims that the Fusion is safe for anal play and I suppose it is. The clit arm should prevent any chance that your ass will swallow the toy. The clit arm could also provide simultaneous stimulation to the perineum while internally thrusting the prostate.

The pulsation and clit arm vibration are controlled independently so, there are all kinds of combinations of settings that you can try (64 to be exact). It has a “Fun” button that turns it on and off. There is even a travel lock and it is waterproof. This toy is definitely of the finest quality with all the features you could want, I have absolutely no complaints there.

The shaft is just a little chubby at 1.6″ in diameter. The length from the tip to the clit arm is about 4″. The clit arm is flexible and rises about 1.75″ above the shaft when fully extended. I don’t know if those measurements can help you determine if it’ll fit your vulva but trust me, you wouldn’t be the first to break out a mirror and tape measure.

Fun Factory silicone tends to have some drag but copious amounts of water-based lube can easily fix that problem. You can clean the Fusion with soap and water or a toy cleaner. And Fun Factory still doesn’t include a storage pouch (grumble).

Maybe I need to throw a penny in a fountain because I desperately wish that the Bi Stronic Fusion worked with my body. I wasn’t completely surprised to find out that it didn’t work for me because that’s common with dual stimulators. I was just disappointed. Had I spent my money to get it and then made this discovery, I would have been heartbroken. I say that as just a word of caution. If you don’t want to take the gamble then I can highly recommend the Stronic Eins plus a clit vibe combo for some truly extraordinary sensations. However, if you hit the jackpot and the Bi Stronic Fusion works with your anatomy then I think you’ll be thrilled with it.

Fun Factory provided the Bi Stronic Fusion in exchange for an unbiased review.

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It’s a Christmas miracle – a rabbit vibe that actually works for me. And that’s no small feat. Rabbit vibes or, dual stimulators, often don’t fit me right. The clitoral stimulator usually sits too low on most rabbit vibes I’ve tried. This would lead me to believe that I might have a little longer than average distance between my vagina and clit, though I have yet to break out the tape measure to find out.

But Fun Factory’s Miss Bi works for me in every way, which is a really difficult thing to achieve with dual stimultors. Since everyone is built differently, rabbit vibes are hard to recommend and it’s nearly impossible to know if one will fit you right until you’ve already spent your hard-earned cash.

So, I can’t promise that Miss Bi will work for you the way it does for me but I can tell you why it works for me. First, the clit arm reaches high enough¹ to make contact with my clit and it’s flexible so that gives you some wiggle room on the fit. Next, the shaft isn’t too long. Many dual stimulators have a shaft that is simply too long and when the clit arm makes contact, the shaft is far too deep and misses the G-spot entirely. Try to adjust the shaft to hit the G-spot and now the clit arm isn’t making contact anymore. See how frustrating dual stimulators can be?

Miss Bi’s shaft is rather short² and most people’s G-spot is at a shallow point inside the vagina. So with Miss Bi’s design, it’s hitting my clit and G-spot at the same time, which is the whole point of rabbit vibes in the first place.

So, fit is one thing but what about the vibration? Fun Factory knocked it out of the park on that too. Both motors, in the shaft and clit arm, are pleasantly rumbly and powerful enough to satisfy me. In fact, I don’t need to crank this vibe all the way up to get off. I’ve mentioned it before but there is just something totally unique about the way Fun Factory vibrators feel. It’s a difficult quality to describe but they feel different in an entirely good way.

Considering my track record with dual stimulators I was totally shocked when Miss Bi gave me an orgasm fairly easily the very first time I used it. I will probably always still prefer using two different toys for dual stimulation but if I’m feeling especially lazy and want to go at it one-handed, then this vibe will do it for me.

The controls on the Miss Bi are pretty straight forward. There is a fun button (I love that Fun Factory vibes have fun buttons) that turns the vibe on and off. Then there are two more buttons, one to control each motor. On many cheap rabbit vibes you don’t have the option to control the motors independently but on a luxury vibe like this one, it is expected.

You can operate this vibe in a plethora of combinations. Both motors on steady vibration, one on steady the other on a pattern, both on patterns… you can even have one on and the other turned off. So, a lot of versatility there. Of course, not being a big fan of patterns, I enjoy this vibe with both motors on steady vibration. This vibe also has a travel lock, which is nice to help avoid accidental activation.

Oh and, that hole in the handle isn’t just there to look cool, which it does but it’s actually very comfortable to stick a couple of fingers in there and hold the vibe that way while your thumb works the buttons. Those Germans… they’re pretty darn smart.

Miss Bi comes in some nice color choices but I like the turquoise the best and was thrilled that I got that one. This vibe is fully waterproof so you can play in the bath. It also makes cleaning it a breeze. Soap and water is usually all you’ll need. Water-based lube is recommended. Fun Factory’s silicone usually produces a fair amount of drag so, you’ll probably need it.

This vibe is USB rechargeable and the charging cable connects magnetically to the metal contacts on the handle. An adapter is not included so, if you don’t want to charge it from your computer, you’ll have to get one.

I often forget to address noise levels in my reviews and that’s probably because discretion isn’t an issue for me but Miss Bi’s noise certainly got my attention. It’s pretty damn loud. I’m not sure how sneaky you can really be with this vibe.

It’s a phrase that I can’t often say but: I like this rabbit vibe. It’s always going to be a bit of a gamble when you buy a dual stimulator – it might fit, it might not. But I can tell you that the design of the Miss Bi was obviously thoughtfully planned. It’s like Fun Factory looked at all the other rabbit vibes that suck and said, let’s do the opposite of that. And for me, it works beautifully.

Fun Factory provided the Miss Bi in exchange for an unbiased review.

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It’s a vibrator that looks like a chubby happy caterpillar, especially in the green. Dizzyguy said it was creepy. I told him to bite his tongue. True to their name, everything Fun Factory makes is well… fun. Their designs and colors tend to be unique and whimsical. I think even their vibrators feel different from most other vibes. It’s hard to explain but Fun Factory vibes have a signature vibration. You could blindfold me and put one of their vibrators in my hand and I could tell you that it’s Fun Factory.

I’ve reviewed two other Fun Factory toys and my opinions on them fall on each end of the spectrum. I didn’t much care for the Delight. It just didn’t work for me in any way. However, I was head over heels for the Stronic Eins. The Patchy Paul G5 falls somewhere in the middle of those two extremes.

On paper, I love everything about the Patchy Paul G5 but I can’t say I love it as much as the Stronic Eins (I don’t even know if it’s fair to compare a vibrator to a pulsator though). That said, I could easily see someone else being totally smitten with it. It has everything you expect from a luxury vibe:

• Strong rumbly motor – check
• Body safe silicone and plastic – check
• Rechargeable – check
• Waterproof – check
• Travel lock – check

So, why don’t I like it more than I do? I’m honestly not sure. I do actually like it but I’m not over the moon for it. It really is a fabulous vibrator though. I guess you’d have to ask my vagina why we’re not a perfect match and unfortunately, I don’t speak its language. I can tell you that I might like it more if it was rigid. It has a fair amount of flex which makes it difficult to put a lot of pressure on my G-spot. But then, my G-spot is kind of freaky about how much pressure it likes. In any case, the flexibility might be a bonus for someone who doesn’t need the pressure that I do.

Then, there’s the silicone. I don’t know what’s up with Fun Factory silicone but it feels different from everything else. It’s matte but produces a shit load of drag. The other two Fun Factory toys I have feel the same way to me. Of course, that’s why lube was invented. But I tend to need a lot of it if I want to thrust with the Patchy Paul G5.

Everything else about this vibe is great. I love the deep rumbly vibration and the controls are top-notch. I couldn’t care less about patterns but the Patchy Paul G5 has 6 of them and they are different from the same old tired patterns you find in other vibes. The steady vibration has 6 levels of intensity – way better than the obligatory 3 on cheaper vibes. Though I can’t compare, I have heard that the G5 is significantly more powerful than the preceding G4.

The finger hole in the handle is ergonomic genius. It allows me to hold it in a much more comfortable position than with other vibes. This vibe gives you about 7.25” to insert and the head/nose is 1.27” in diameter. From there the shaft grows to about 1.67” near the handle.

There are three choices of color (Neon Orange, Fresh Green, Candy Rose) but if you ask me, green is where it’s at. There are not nearly enough sex toys in green. It doesn’t come with a storage pouch which is a beef I have with Fun Factory. I think for what these toys cost, they could throw in a pouch.

Care and feeding of this vibe is the same as for all silicone vibrators and for more on that go here. Copious amounts of water-based lube are recommend.

On the highest setting, this is not the quietest vibrator I have. You might have to keep the door closed and play some music or something. It’s not even close to Hitachi Magic Wand loud. It’s just not what I’d call discreet.

It is USB rechargeable and Fun Factory calls it Click ‘N’ Charge technology, which basically means that there are metal contacts where the magnetic charging cord connects. The stand-by charge seems to be lasting a very long time for me. I haven’t run the battery down to determine run time and Fun Factory doesn’t really specify.

With any Fun Factory toy, you’re getting exceptional German engineering and manufacturing. Fun Factory is quite proud of the quality they can offer. Their products are designed, produced, and packaged under one roof, giving them one of the smallest carbon footprints in manufacturing.

Need more reasons to love Fun Factory?

• Manufactured in Germany in our clean, safe factory – not in a sweatshop
• Made from non-toxic materials – safe for our workers & safe for your body
• Factory employees receive fair wages and benefits
• State of the art facilities are fully accessible
• The only unionized factory in the adult industry

If a strong and rumbly, flexible vibrator born of impeccable engineering and manufacturing sounds good then the Patchy Paul G5 would make you very happy. I can find no real faults with it. Just a couple of nit-picky personal preferences that aren’t met with this vibe but they’re pretty insignificant. Maybe I’m being too picky or, perhaps it’s my fickle vagina being fickle. Seriously though, if you don’t need strong pressure on your G-spot, I think you’ll love the Patchy Paul G5.

If you’re thinking of getting the Patchy Paul G5 or any Fun Factory toy please consider purchasing through my links. You’ll get FREE shipping and I’ll let you in on a little secret.   You might want to wait for Black Friday. Just sayin’.

Fun Factory provided the Patchy Paul G5 in exchange for an unbiased review.

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Finally, a company made a sex toy deserving of the label, “innovative”. The Fun Factory Stronic Eins is not a gimmick, folks. This thing is truly unlike anything else on the market and it’s not just different for the sake of it. The Stronic Eins is a sex toy befitting of the 21st century. I liken it to a carnival ride for my vagina. The first time I used it, I swear my G-spot transcended time and space to another dimension of, “that feels fucking amazing”.

Fun Factory created a whole new category of sex toys with the Stronic line. They are not vibrators and feel nothing like vibration. They are pulsators and stimulate with a thrusting motion.  Traditional vibrators use a weighted rotary motor whereas, the Eins uses what Fun Factory calls “Drive Technology”, which is a motor rapidly moving a weight back and forth in a linear fashion.

Many have described the Stronic Eins as a Shake Weight for the vagina and even though I’ve never held a Shake Weight, I’d say that’s probably a pretty accurate comparison.  I like to imagine that someone from the company, upon seeing the Shake Weight for the first time, immediately thought of what it would feel like to put one in a vagina.  Then they subsequently rush out to procure one and feverishly begin to reverse engineer it.

It really does simulate the thrusting of sex better than any other sex toy (not counting crazy expensive fucking machines). I wouldn’t say it feels just like having PIV¹ sex but the motion it similar. Sometimes when I’m going for dual stimulation with powerful G-spot vibes, the internal vibration seems to cancel out the external vibration but I don’t get that with the Eins.  There is no numbing effect either because again, the Stronic doesn’t vibrate. Rather, it shakes your G-spot into blissful oblivion.

Many have loved the Stronic Eins and its cousins, the Drei and Zwie but the totally unique sensation isn’t for everyone. For me though, it was love at first thrust, from the instant I put it into my vagina and turned it on. It quite literally shakes my whole body from the inside out and my G-spot loves the sensation. You really do feel like you’re on some kind of thrill ride.

All I have to do with the Eins is lightly hold it in place and push down on the handle slightly, to force it up into my G-spot, and then let it go to town.  In fact, it works best if you just use a couple of fingers on the base to keep it from shimmying out.  If you grip it tightly, it kind of restricts the thrusting motion.  I’ve read other reviews where it is claimed that clenching around the Eins with their PC muscles also restricts the thrusting but I haven’t found that to be a problem.  And I  have some pretty impressive PC muscles… or, so I’ve been told.  I actually really like how it feels when I clench down hard on it.

The Eins does all the hard work for you. No more arm cramps from thrusting, only to have it give out right as you’re about to climax. You can concentrate on using your free hand for some clitoral stimulation and have some fantastic blended orgasms like you’ve never felt before. I promise you, it won’t feel like any other toy you already have.

Unlike traditional vibrators, the Eins feels stronger to me on the lower speeds. When it’s on the slow pulsations, it really thumpity-thumps your G-spot. On the higher/faster settings it kind of reminds me of a washer on spin cycle. Also unlike most traditional vibrators, I actually really enjoy the Eins’ patterns. There’s one I really like that kind of feels like a bouncy ball. I know that sounds strange but it’s the best way I can describe it.

I think Fun Factory totally nailed it with the Eins (and it makes up for the Delight). I only have one big complaint and that’s the price. Unfortunately, the Eins isn’t going to fit into everyone’s budget and honestly, I wouldn’t even have it if it weren’t provided to me in exchange for this review. On the one hand, I can totally understand the high price tag. I’m sure the technology that goes into the Stronic toys isn’t exactly cheap and there really isn’t anything comparable on the market.

At the same time, $200 is a lot to spend on a sex toy but if you end up loving it like I do, you’ll probably feel it was worth it. I say, if you can afford it and want to experience something absolutely new and unique then definitely get it. If it’s just too much to spend right now, maybe it’s something you can save up for. I can’t promise you’ll love it. Nobody can do that with any sex toy. But I can promise that it won’t be like anything else you’ve experienced before.

If you’re a power queen then I think you’re in for a real treat with the Eins. The stimulation is quite intense and might actually be too much for very sensitive types. I think the size is nice at 4.5” long (insertable) and graduating from 1.4” to 1.6” in diameter. For some reason, I imagined it to be much bigger from the pictures I’d seen. I think in reality, it’s a comfortable girth for many.

If there is one thing I could complain about, other than the price, it’s the silicone. Fun Factory silicone can feel kind of weird sometimes. It has a matte finish but it’s not exactly silky like you would expect from matte silicone. When I’m washing it with soap and water, I feel an odd texture but I don’t feel it when I’m using it. Once it’s all lubed up, it feels OK in my vagina but I think I would prefer a silicone similar to the kind LELO or Je Joue uses. It also grabs quite a bit of lint. Which leads me to my other complaint.

For $200, don’t you expect to get a storage pouch? Yeah, me too. It’s just like the last high priced luxury toy I reviewed… no storage pouch included. And for something that attracts so much lint, it’s kind of a necessity. The box isn’t even all that sturdy and I couldn’t see it standing up to storage for very long. It just seems kind of cheap that I have to put my high end, totally innovative, luxury sex toy in a ziplock bag. Come on Fun Factory, you gave me a pouch for the Delight but not for the Eins? What were you thinking?

The Stronic Eins is made of body safe, phthalates free silicone and plastic. It’s fully waterproof so you can make bath time, fun time. This also makes it easy to clean. Soap and water is usually enough. You could also use a toy cleaner. If you need to sanitize it, you can wash it in a 10% bleach solution. It’s advisable to use water-based lube with the Eins and the manual recommends it. Some silicone-based lube can damage some silicone toys so, if you don’t want to risk it, stick with the water-based lube.

The Eins charges through a magnetic connection to contacts at the base of the handle. The magnet is fairly strong and not as fiddly as some I’ve seen with other toys. It is USB rechargeable but does not come with an A/C to USB adapter so, if you don’t want to charge it on your computer, you’ll have to pick one up.  Or, if you have one from some other portable gadget, you could use that. While it is charging, the buttons light up in succession and turn off when it is finished. The manual states that a full charge is reached in 16 hours. Yep, you read that right. I guess that’s from a completely dead battery because when I received mine, it only took a few hours to fully recharge.

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There are three buttons. One that has the Fun Factory logo and the other two are (+) and (-). You press and hold the logo button to turn it on. It starts off in kind of a mid-speed pulsation that Fun Factory calls, “Perfect Start”. You press the (-) button repeatedly to go from “Perfect Start” to “Rattle”,“Gallop” and to “Dirty Dancing”, which are slower, thuddier (I’m making that a word because it should be.) pulsations. Also, starting from the “Perfect Start” pulsation, you can press the (+) button repeatedly to go from “Samba”, “Rumble”, “Quicky”, “Roller Ball”, “Vienna Waltz” and finally, to “Rumba”. Press and hold the logo button to turn it off. The travel lock is engaged by pressing the logo button and the (-) button simultaneously for 5 seconds. To unlock it, press the logo button and the (+) button together for 5 seconds.

I think the Stronic Eins is a lot quieter than most of my traditional vibrators. It’s more of a clip-clop sound than a buzz.  Or as another reviewer put it, it sounds kind of like a distant helicopter.  It comes in two colors – dark violet and pink. The Eins contains strong magnets and the manual warns that it could interfere with pacemakers. You also want to keep it away from computers or other media with magnetically recorded data. Fun Factory covers the Eins with a 2 year warranty.

The innovative vision and technology behind the Stronic Eins makes me proud of my German heritage. Fun Factory thought outside the box to invent their line of pulsating, thrusting sex toys. The sensation is completely unique and I personally love it. I think it’s really going to satisfy those who are looking for something powerful. For me, it’s awesome combined with clitoral stimulation and it gives me some intense blended orgasms. It is expensive but for the experience you get, I think it’s worth it. So, if you can afford it, I definitely recommend that you take your vagina on a thrill ride with the Stronic Eins.

Good Vibrations provided the Fun Factory Stronic Eins in exchange for an unbiased review.

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The Fun Factory Delight confuses my vagina/vulva/clitoris. They don’t quite know what to make of it and frankly, neither do I. Fun Factory calls the Delight, “the Rolls Royce of vibrators”. Based on that analogy, I imagine trying to drive a Rolls is a bewildering experience that leaves you wondering: what’s it all for? I don’t get it. I really don’t. Is it supposed to be a dual stimulator? I think it is but… how?

When I go for G-spot stimulation, it misses my clit entirely and when focused on my clit, it misses my G-spot. The only way I’ve figured out how to use it is to insert it, laying the handle portion against my body, then rocking it ever so slightly, grinding it against my clit. And where my clit makes contact on the Delight is just no good at all. It’s halfway up the handle, well away from where the vibration is concentrated. And that leads me to another problem. I assume that this vibrator has one motor and it is located somewhere near that little hump and that’s where you feel the strongest vibration. So, I don’t get strong vibration at my G-spot or my clit. Speaking of that weird little hump… my best guess is that it was meant to be a clit stimulator but they missed it by about 1 3/4”, based on my anatomy.

So OK, it doesn’t work for dual stimulation, like at all. Maybe it works as strictly a G-spot vibrator? Uhm… no. The insertable portion is rather skinny (1 1/4” in diameter) and it doesn’t have any sort of G-spot targeting head. To make matters worse, it’s made of silicone that is rather bendy so, I can’t apply any really good pressure. About the only thing that’s been done somewhat correctly, is the curve of it. But then to get it in the neighborhood of my G-spot, I have to push back (away from me) on the handle and that leaves my clit out in the cold. So, maybe I could use a clit vibe in conjunction with the Delight? Nope. That doesn’t work for me either because there’s just not much room left between it and my body.

I had a really hard time figuring out how to write this review. I feel like the Delight is well made but poorly designed and executed. And I have no idea who I could recommend it to. I guess if you like grinding vibrating things into your clit, with a little bit of simultaneous internal stimulation that doesn’t do much then it might be just the toy for you. I can only write from my own perspective and for me, this vibrator just doesn’t work… at all. Then again, I guess you shouldn’t be influenced by my opinion alone because there are some reviewers out there who do like it, illustrating once again just how different our bodies really are.

So, you know that I don’t like it and and why. If you’re still interested, here are the details:

Gap between silicone and plastic.

The Delight is made of nonporous, phthalates free, body safe materials like plastic and silicone. The handle is plastic and the insertable portion is silicone with a matte finish. That means you can clean this vibrator with antibacterial soap and water or a toy cleaner. If you need to sanitize it, mix a 10% bleach solution in a spray bottle and mist the vibrator, allow it to dry and then rinse with water. The Delight is splash-proof not waterproof so, don’t submerge it. Cleaning this vibrator is complicated by the fact that the silicone portion is flexible and when bent, opens up a seam between it and the plastic where all kinds of gunk can accumulate and it can be really hard to clean it out. In fact, when I use it, I can hear sort of a faint sputtering sound from the lube that’s gotten into that seam. And speaking of lube, it’s probably best to only use water-based lube with the Delight since some silicone lubes can damage some silicone toys.

There are two metal contacts on the back of the handle that magnetically connect to the charging cord. The average charging time is 6-8 hours but I can’t find any information on how much run time you get from a full charge. Stand-by is three months.

There is one large button with + at the top and – at the bottom. Press and hold the + to turn it on. If you continue to hold the + side of the button, the vibrator will ramp up through 8 levels of steady vibration. From there, you can release the + and then press and hold it again and it will go into the patterns, of which you get three variations of escalation and pulsation. To turn it off, you have to press and hold the – and wait for it to descend all the way down to the lowest steady vibration and then release and press again to turn it off. In other words, you don’t really have a quick shut off with this vibrator. The vibration is fairly rumbly at the lower range and gets a bit buzzier as you increase the intensity. I think the Delight might be slightly louder than many of my other vibrators. The tone of it sounds quite different and reminds me of my husband’s hair clippers. The Delight comes in the 5 color combinations below.

The very minimal instructions in the manual warn you, rather humorously, against using the Delight anally with a picture of an ass with an X marked through it. I’m not really sure why you couldn’t use this vibrator anally. I would think the severe curve is enough to prevent it from slipping into the rectum. But you probably wouldn’t want to use it that way since fecal matter could possibly get into that seam I mentioned.

So, I was pretty disappointed and frustrated with the Fun Factory Delight. This is my first Fun Factory toy and I was really excited about trying it because I’ve heard so many good things about them. I mean, they are the innovators behind the pulsating, thrusting technology of the Stronic Eins, Zwei, and Drei. Unfortunately, I feel like they missed the mark with the Delight. But not every toy is right for everybody or, every body and there are people out there who do enjoy the Delight. It just didn’t quite work out for me.

But I tell ya what… if you want some really mind blowing, squirt inducing dual stimulation, get yourself a We-Vibe Tango and an njoy Pure Wand. Since acquiring those two toys and using them together, my orgasms haven’t been the same. Or, if you really want vibrating G-spot stimulation get the awesome LELO Mona 2 and add the We-Vibe Tango for dual stimulation. Talk about intense!

The Fun Factory Delight was provided by a retailer I am no longer affiliated with, in exchange for an unbiased review.

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