I don’t think I’ve ever been able to say that I LOVE a California Exotic Novelties toy but here we are. The Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker earned my adoration the very first time I used it. It delivered orgasms so good that I had an asthma attack (no this isn’t something I strive for, it just happened).

When I was looking at the Mini Marvels line, the one that I thought would work best for me was the Marvelous Teaser and I was very pleased with it. I didn’t think any of the others in the line would do it for me except maybe the Marvelous Flicker. But looking at it, I was a little put off by the whole tongue-vibe thing. I wasn’t interested in that flappity-flap-porno-lingus action that doesn’t really work. Then I read Cy’s review and knew I had to give it a shot.

Much to my relief it doesn’t do that flappity-flap thing at all. In fact, the vibration travels down to that wonderful pointy tip in the most perfect way possible and my clit is a huge fan of vibrating pointy tips. Just like the Teaser, the Marvelous Flicker has a nice, strong, rumbly motor. I am so impressed with what CalEx has done with these vibes and especially at this price point. I’m thrilled that I get to add another vibe to my list of Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck .

The first time I tried the Marvelous Flicker, I forgot to bring my trusty, go-to, back-up vibe that I usually have on hand if a new toy lets me down and I can’t get off. Turns out, I didn’t need it at all. The second I put the tip of the Flicker on my clit, I knew I had a winner. Just thinking about it makes me want to go rub one out.

I even had an orgasm using a pattern¹, if you can believe that. I hate patterns as a general rule but that third, pulsating one actually works for me. It’s hard to believe I’m saying this but the Flicker is almost as good as my go-to vibe, the Lust L2. The only thing that really puts the L2 ahead of the Flicker is that it has incremental speed control, whereas the Flicker only has three set speeds.

The Marvelous Flicker gives me such deep, satisfying orgasms – the kind that make it impossible for me to be discreet. It passes my personal test of delivering multiple orgasms in a sesh and I know if a vibe can do that, it’s a cut above the rest.

Just like the Teaser, the Flicker checks all the boxes, making it an awesome vibe at an awesome price:
Silicone – check
Waterproof – check
Strong and rumbly – check
Rechargeable – check
Travel lock – check
One year warranty – check

This vibe, like most of them out there now, is USB rechargeable so, if you don’t want to use your computer to charge your vibrator, you’ll need one of those A/C to USB adapters.

There really isn’t anything I can complain about. If I absolutely must find something to nitpick… I don’t love the color and it doesn’t come with a storage pouch. If that’s the worst criticism that I can muster then you know I must really love this vibe.

I am just so excited about the Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker. I want to tell everyone to buy one but you might not want to if you don’t enjoy pin-point vibration. However, if that’s your thing then I truly believe the Flicker could be your jam. I really hope that CalEx continues to make good quality, strong and rumbly vibes like this at this price point. I made sure to let them know that I enthusiastically approve of the Teaser and the Flicker. Hopefully, with that kind of positive feedback, they’ll keep making great vibes like this at more affordable prices.

I’m happy to be doing my first review for Vibrant. When you purchase your sex toys from them, you’re supporting Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains. That’s one big reason why I decided to start working with them. Plus they’re a sex positive, gender inclusive company.

You can always get 10% off your order at Vibrant with code: DIZZY, which means you can get the Marvelous Flicker for $44.99 and they offer free shipping on orders $50+ so, maybe add a bottle of water-based lube.

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To be honest, not a single one of the other designs in the California Exotic Novelties Mini Marvels line looked appealing to me¹ but that’s only because I’m a pretty good judge of what my clit likes. Then CalEx released the Marvelous Teaser and it sent my heart aflutter.

I haven’t often been able to say wonderful things about CalEx toys. Once, I was so mean that they decided they didn’t want my opinion anymore (but I really hated that thing). Then again, there was that one time they surprised me with what has become my favorite clit vibe – made by their luxury brand Jopen. So, they do know how to make a good vibrator. And with the Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser, they nailed it.

This isn’t just a vibe that’s eh… OK for under $50. The Teaser knocks my socks off for under $50. When I embarked on this project to find Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck, I was most excited about trying to find those diamonds in the rough – those toys that shock the shit out of you because they’re so good for such a low price. That’s exactly what I found with the Marvelous Teaser.

The first time I used it, I had one of those orgasms where I’m glad no one was home. Although, I might have scared the cats. I lay there stunned by how good it was. I’d stop right there and declare the Marvelous Teaser a fabulous clit vibe but it also passed my personal test of giving me multiple orgasms in a sesh. Yes!

The Teaser has 3 levels of steady vibration. I’d love to have more but really, the low and medium settings are all I need for toe curling, involuntarily vocalizing orgasms. The high steady setting is a little too much for my clit but it’s not buzzy, which often happens at many vibrator’s high settings.

If you know me, you know I could cast patterns straight to hell but I know some folks enjoy them and the Marvelous Teaser has 7 of them in various rhythms of pulsation and escalation. I’m terrible at describing patterns so, you’ll just have to forgive me for not trying.

I do have to talk about the shape – the good and the… what were they thinking? The great part of the shape is how perfect it is for how my clit likes to be stimulated. That thin tip can nuzzle right up against the side of my clit and it honestly feels like it was custom-made just for me.

The head-scratcher is how CalEx designed the Marvelous Teaser to be held. They intended for you to hold it between your index and middle finger and I just have to say – NO. It feels awkward and how the hell are you supposed to control the buttons holding it that way?

This weird design thing isn’t a deal breaker though. I just hold it like a normal human being would with my thumb above the buttons. When I first saw the Teaser, it reminded me of the Leaf Life, probably just because of the shape and color. I’m not sure if they were trying to set it apart with that weird design.

Can we talk about the motor in this thing? Right out of the box, I turned it on and it really impressed me with the strength and rumble. I was talking about how impressive it is on Twitter and one of my followers agreed. They said it was so nice to be able to recommend something to their customers that’s under $50, with a strong motor that won’t crap out in under a year. It was validation for me that I judged this vibe correctly.

Like my other favorite little clit vibe, the Marvelous Teaser has it all at a surprisingly low price.
Silicone – check
Waterproof – check
Strong and rumbly – check
Rechargeable – check
Travel Lock² – check

It doesn’t come with a travel/storage pouch but I suppose I can forgive that. Caring for this vibe is as easy as any other waterproof, silicone vibrator. Antibacterial soap and water works just fine and water-based lube will keep that wonderful tip gliding along your clit nicely.

I rarely care about packaging enough to even mention it but because of this vibe’s price I feel like I have to touch on how substantial it is. It’s not some flimsy box with that cheap plastic mold inside. This feels like a durable box and I even kind of like the kitschy artwork.

The Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser is the kind of vibe that I daydream about using. Not many vibes do that to me. But I often find myself thinking, “I need to go rub one (or more) out with that thing.” This is definitely one of those fabulous bargains that you’re so excited that you found. I’m really happy to be able to recommend a vibrator that’s this awesome and this affordable. I told CalEx that I want to see more of this. I hope they listen.

Think $49 is an awesome price for a vibe like this? Try taking 10% off with code: DIZZY

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After a couple of months on hiatus, I’m back for a review of the Lovehoney Desire Luxury Prostate Massager. In the past, I’ve reviewed several different brands of prostate massagers with each one having a different design or vibrator that piqued my curiosity. As I was looking through items to review, the Lovehoney Desire Prostate Massager screamed out at me that it wanted to be up my ass so, how could I resist?

As with all toys that are going to be inserted into the body, silicone is the only way to go. This prostate massager is constructed of silicone that is very smooth and seamless.

The dimensions are base diameter 4.75”, circumference 4”, insertible length 3.75”, overall length 4.6”. This is a very comfortable toy as far as size goes so, beginners are welcome.

The vibrator is internal to the massager which is very cool because all positions are possible without the controls getting in the way, unlike some others that have a bullet vibe sticking out ¼ inch or more. Whether you lie flat, on your side or, prefer sitting upright the Lovehoney Desire Prostate Massager accommodates it all. It has 8 modes of vibration and 12 speed settings but what truly separates this from the competition is the remote control.

It’s USB rechargeable and fully charges in 120 minutes. Lovehoney says the charge lasts for 60 minutes but I used it for 5 sessions and it was still rocking HARD. I finally did throw it on the charger just in case.

Armed with plenty of water-based lube, the first insertion was very easy and comfortable. The only thing that took some work was getting the right angle but that’s to be expected with any toy. This prostate massager fits snugly and the base design holds it firmly between the cheeks and against the perineum. This massager hit my prostate immediately. I hadn’t even gotten comfortable or started squeezing and pre-cum was already flowing. It felt like it was custom-made for my body.

The part that I was looking forward to most was the remote control. It was a joy to be able to lie back and switch to different patterns and intensities without getting lube all over the place. The remote is very user-friendly and the buttons are spaced out and big enough that navigation is a breeze.

I was blown away by not only the vibrations but their placement. This prostate massager has a vibrator in the insertible portion as well as the base. This is the game changer. Having my prostate, asshole, perineum and my balls stimulated from one toy was amazing! That’s right, I said it. Having those places stimulated feels amazing!

The low setting gives a smooth light rumble but on high, it is very intense and made me go numb after a few minutes. The different patterns have something for everybody. You can have both vibes on steady to alternating between the tip and base. The patterns are very difficult to describe but take my word for it, you will want to experiment with them all.

I found that the middle vibration settings are the best for me. I usually go for steady vibrations but the Desire Prostate Massager made me rethink this stand. My favorite is the mode that alternates from the tip to the base. The timing of squeezing and relaxing with this rhythm brought me the most pleasure.

When it comes to the noise level, I will say this massager is loud. If you’re trying to be discreet, crank the TV or radio.

As far as clean-up goes, you’ll spend more time cleaning the cum and lube off of yourself than the massager. Just use some antibacterial soap and water and you’re good. It is fully waterproof so, don’t be afraid to hold it under the facet. The remote on the other hand, is splash-proof only so, I recommend some antibacterial wipes.

A nice hard-sided case is included. It can be locked but lock not included.

This is hands down the BEST prostate toy that I’ve ever used. As the saying goes, “You get what you pay for.” and the Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Remote Control Prostate Massager¹ is exactly that.

It’s pricey compared to others but the quality of the toy makes it worth every cent. I felt as though my prostate play reached a peak and I would never be able to get those crazy, multiple hands-free orgasms but this massager has me feeling differently. I’ve used this toy about a dozen times before writing this review and I feel like I’m progressing towards the multiple prostate orgasms that many of us strive for.

Hey, dizzy here… I just wanted to chime in to say that I reviewed the Lovehoney Desire Clitoral Vibrator and thought it was pretty great. So, I think it’s safe to say that Lovehoney is doing things right with their luxury Desire line.

Want the Desire Prostate Massager, Desire Clitoral Vibrator or anything else from Lovehoney? Save 10% by entering code: DIZZY10 here.

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I recently declared that I was going on a mission to find Sex Toys Under $50 That Don’t Suck. To that end, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet was the first toy I requested to review. I saw a couple of positive reviews for it on PeepShow Toys‘ site by other reviewers I know so, I thought this vibe might have a good chance of not sucking.

And wow, does it not suck. I was kind of shocked the first time I turned it on. It’s got some good power behind it and it’s a pleasant, non-buzzy vibration. I also instantly fell in love with the silicone. I kinda wish everything was made of this silicone. It’s extremely soft and silky with almost no drag at all.

So, first impressions were very good but how did it feel on my clit? In a word – perfect. The lowest steady vibration setting is exactly what I need to have orgasms. It actually feels a lot like the Lust L2 that I never shut up about (also on the Sex Toys Under $50 That Don’t Suck list).

My clit seems to have changed and evolved over the years. When I started this blog, I had SSRI induced anorgasmia. Back then, it took pretty powerful vibration to get me off. Since then, I’ve found a medication that reverses the anorgasmia (for me) and now I don’t need such powerful vibration. So, the low steady vibration is all I need to have orgasms. The high steady setting is actually a bit too much for me but that power will be appreciated by some folks.

It even passed my personal test of giving me three orgasms in a sesh – the criterion needed to make me fall in love with a vibrator.

They call this vibe a bullet but it’s not going to fit into any toys that have a bullet cavity, like Tantus’ vibrating dildos. It’s a nice size for ease of grasping though. You can’t avoid feeling the vibration a lot in your fingers but I guess that’s to be expected given its strength and size.

The FemmFunn Ultra Bullet really exceeded my expectations but it’s not without a flaw. Well, this may only be a flaw to me, others might find it a feature. Patterns… ugh. I wish they would have just given this vibe steady vibration settings and maybe like more than three.

But if you like patterns, this vibe has 17 of them. I just hate it when I accidentally find myself in pattern land and have to press the button that many times to get back to where I want to be. I did discover that if you are on the high steady vibration setting and press and hold the button to turn it off, when you turn it back on, it’s on high (so it has memory) and if I press the button one more time, it goes back to low steady vibration. So, I’ve avoided the patterns most of the time.

Water-based lube is the best choice to use with this vibe. It’s also waterproof, which makes cleaning easy. And you can do that with soap and water or a toy cleaner. It’s rechargeable and while it’s doing that, it makes me feel like I’m at a rave.

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet ticks many of the boxes required for me to call it a great vibe at good price. I think the only thing missing is a travel lock but I can overlook that. It does comes with a pouch though and that’s kind of nice when you consider there are $200 sex toys that don’t.

PeepShow Toys sells the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet for $49 but right now, they’re offering a bundle that includes Sliquid lube and cleaner for $55. That’s a good deal but you can make it even better by using code: DIZZY for 10% off.

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Look! It’s like a Swan Wand only smaller. Why would they make a miniature version of the undeniable powerhouse that is the Swan Wand? I’m not entirely sure but really… why not?

The The Mini Swan Wand is a perfect little replica of one of my favorite vibes. However, the shape and color is pretty much where the similarities stop. It does have a nice rumbly vibration that is reminiscent of the full-sized Swan Wand, just on a much lesser scale, which one would expect because you can’t quite fit the same size motor in the Mini as there is in the original.

I love that the The Mini Swan Wand doesn’t have patterns. I loathe patterns, most of the time. The original Swan Wand has them and I do find it annoying. But hey, to each their own, right? The press and hold, incremental intensity is pretty awesome. I like vibes that work that way with one caveat, if you want to decrease intensity, you have to turn it off and start all over again.

I tend to try for 3 orgasms in a sesh¹, which is very possible with the right vibrator. For whatever reason, no matter how perfect the The Mini Swan Wand is on paper, it can only give me the first orgasm. I have to switch to a different vibe to achieve the second and third. I’m not sure why that is except maybe… my clit is finicky? It likes things to be a certain way.

Swan Wand, The Mini Swan Wand and Jopen Lush L2

The motor is in the larger end of the Mini, it’s not a dual vibrator like its bigger sibling, the Swan Wand. I think given its size, it’s pretty obvious they couldn’t cram another motor in the smaller end. I do wish the vibration was focused in the smaller end though. One thing I know for sure is that my clit likes more precise application of vibration. A smaller vibrating tip that can nuzzle up to the right side (yes, it’s a righty) of my clit, in just the right way, is what usually produces multiple orgasms for me.

Just in case you’re inclined to get the Mini for internal use, I wouldn’t recommend it, unless you’re looking for something really small. It wasn’t even long enough to reach my G-spot. This vibe did nothing for my vagina and I don’t think it was really meant for that anyway.

Alright, so now you know how my clit gets along with the The Mini Swan Wand, now for the deets. It’s waterproof, rechargeable, silicone and the charging cable IS LABELED. I recommend that you use water-based lube with this vibe. You can clean it with soap and water or a toy cleaner. You get a nice box and a storage/travel pouch. It has a travel lock and comes with a 1 year warranty and 10 year guarantee. After the first year, the 10 year guarantee provides you with 50% off on your purchase of a new product of equal or lesser value.

The Swan brand is made by a company (BMS Factory) that makes other awesome brands, like Leaf. They use their exclusive PowerBullet technology that gives their vibes a signature feel. Like, you can tell it’s one of their vibrators by how it feels.

I want to love the The Mini Swan Wand in the worst damn way! Why don’t I love it? Clitoris, what the hell is wrong with you? Ya know, it’s funny… there was a time that I’d have tears of gratitude if a vibe could give me just one orgasm. I’m not sure why I expect more. I guess when you have your favorite vibe that never lets you down and satisfies you the way that you want it to, it colors your judgment of all other vibes. Maybe I’m biased and not giving the Mini a totally fair shake.

I like The Mini Swan Wand but I can’t gush (no pun intended) about it, like I do its predecessor. I do think some people will love it tough. It is a nice little vibe and it can give me orgasms – at least the first one in a sesh. Folks who don’t posses a clit as picky as mine would probably be quite happy with it.

Get The Mini Swan Wand at Betty’s Toy Box and save 10% with code: DIZZY. Also, FREE shipping!

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I’m trying to find y’all some more affordable sex toys. So, I requested the CalEx Silhouette S12 because it looked interesting and had some nice features. Not that $42 is chump change but in the world of rechargeable silicone vibrators, it’s relatively inexpensive. Can you get cheaper sex toys? Absolutely. But as you go down in cost, you encounter more of the materials that I don’t recommend. So at first glance, the Silhouette S12 looked like a contender.

How did the Silhouette S12 measure up? Well, in a literal sense, it’s kind of petite. Size Royalty will look at this vibe and yawn. But then, the smaller size will be appreciated by some. The bulbous head, which is the fattest part, is about 1.5” in diameter. I actually measured 1.47”. The insertable length is close to 5”, depending on how you measure it, but the product description says 4.25”. Most folks’ G-spot is situated rather shallowly in the vagina so the length is probably sufficient for most.

What do I like? The silicone is so silky and has almost zero drag (more of this please). It’s rechargeable through a magnetic connection and at the contacts, the charging cord is the same color as the toy so, I didn’t lose it in a rat’s nest of charging cords. Also, I had this thing sitting dormant for almost a year and still, when I picked it up and pressed the button, it turned on. I was stunned by that. And it’s waterproof… can’t forget to mention that. It’s important.

I wouldn’t say that there’s anything I absolutely hate about this vibrator. To me, it’s kind of mediocre overall. A sex toy newb would probably feel like they didn’t waste their money but an aficionado will likely not be impressed. And that’s largely because of the vibration – both its tone and strength. It’s a little on the buzzier side, with the first setting (lowest steady vibration) feeling the least buzzy. Most folks I talk to want rumblier vibration than this but not everyone – some prefer buzzy. And in terms of power, it ain’t no Swan Wand, that’s for sure. Not everyone needs that kind of power though.

So, those are just my initial observations. What did my vagina think? Let’s just say, I didn’t have a good jerk session, which is not entirely the S12’s fault. I thought I’d go for some dual stimulation with my beloved L2 (if you follow my blog you’re probably tired of me talking about that vibe).

I started out trying to get the feel for using the S12. Once inside my vag, my suspicion was confirmed that I wouldn’t be able to stimulate my G-spot the way I like to. I prefer rigid toys that I can really jam up in there and apply a lot of pressure. The rigid curved ones like the Comet II are great for this and the rocking motion that I sometimes employ.

You can’t really do that with the Silhouette S12. The bulbous head is rigid but the shaft is flexible so it’s just not compatible with my way of jerking off. I think you need to use more of a subtle in and out movement with this vibe. By doing that, I was able to get some G-spot stimulation, just not as intense as I like. If you like more subtle G-spot stimulation and the Pure Wand terrifies you then the S12 should be a good fit.

So, things are moving along and starting to feel like I could have an orgasm and… the L2’s battery dies (sad trombone), leaving me quite frustrated. Doing the only thing I could at the moment, I pulled the S12 from my vag and started using it on my clit. It wasn’t easy but I was able to squeak out an orgasm. It just doesn’t nuzzle my clit the way I like my clit vibrators to do and as I mentioned before, the tone of the vibration isn’t right for me.

I think as reviewer, I have a certain amount of privilege. We do get to try the best of the best in sex toys but they’re usually at a much higher price than the Silhouette S12. I don’t know how much this privilege is affecting my overall evaluation of this vibe.

I’m going to say that this toy might be good for a beginner and I hate using that phrase. However, I’m not recommending it to a newb because I think it sucks (which some people will do) but because I think they’d be more satisfied with it. They’re not as jaded as I am. If you’ve used sex toys a long time and you’ve refined your taste, you probably won’t be too impressed with the Silhouette S12.

In a nutshell… it ain’t bad. I can’t give it a glowing review but I do like it for the features you get at the price.

If you want the CalEx Silhouette S12, you can get it from PeepShow Toys and get a 10% discount with code DIZZY. If this vibe doesn’t appeal to you, check out my picks page for some of my favorite toys. And don’t forget the water-based lube to use with this or any other silicone sex toy.

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Nope, it’s not your imagination. I’m actually writing a new review. I didn’t know if I would ever be inspired enough to come out of retirement but then… there it was – the sex toy that might end my hiatus.

When I first saw it, my pulse quickened. I knew right away that there was a pretty good chance that I’d love it. And that’s exactly what I needed to kick me in the ass. I needed a sex toy that I could get good and excited about.

The first time I tested this toy, I paired it with my trusty L2 on my clit while this toy jostled my G-spot around in the most wonderful way. I had 3 blended orgasms in under 5 minutes.

What kind of toy could accomplish such a feat for a previously anorgasmic¹ gal? It’s none other than the magnificent Fun Factory Stronic G!

See, I fell head over heels in love with the Stronic Eins. I likened it to a carnival ride for my vagina. When I saw the Stronic G, I knew I’d be on that same ride but with more focus on my G-spot. Yes, please!

The Stronic G is everything I thought it would be. I have not one single complaint. Seriously. Well, OK… I always bitch about this but I think with as much as these toys cost, Fun Factory could throw in a storage pouch or maybe even a case. But if that’s the only negative thing I can say then you know Fun Factory has obviously done one hell of a good job.

Why are the Stronic toys so special? Well, they pulsate rather than vibrate. Like, they automatically thrust around on their own. They’ve often been compared to the Shake Weight. They have a motion like that. So, I just insert the Stronic G, jam it up against my G-spot, hold it in place and let it bounce around in my vagina all by itself.

Another thing I love about the Stronic pulsation is that it doesn’t drown out the vibration I’m applying to my clit. Quite often, if I have powerful vibrator in my vagina, it can lessen the sensation of the vibration on my clit. Since the Stronic G doesn’t do this, it’s absolutely perfect for dual stimulation.

OK, I think it’s pretty clear that I love this thing like nothing else but… let’s talk about the very expensive elephant in the room. The Stronic G ain’t exactly cheap. It’s a large chunk of cash to shell out for a sex toy that you might end up not liking. That makes it hard for me to tell everyone to run out and buy one. Do I think it’s worth it? Absolutely! Will everyone love it? Of course not. I would suggest that if you have a brick and mortar shop nearby that has the Stronic toys, go check out what the pulsating motion is all about. That might give you a better idea of whether or not you’ll love it.

The fact is, no other manufacturer has the Stronic technology. Fun Factory came up with something totally different and innovative. I’m sure these toys aren’t cheap to make so, I can understand why they’re priced the way they are. They aren’t made in a sweatshop in China. They’re manufactured in Germany by union workers.

The Stronic G has 7 speeds and 3 rhythms. They’re hard as hell for me to describe but I can say that the slower the pulsation, the more intense it feels. That’s kind of opposite of how vibrators usually feel. My G-spot seems to prefer what Fun Factory calls the “Constant Mode”. All of the other functions are fun as fuck but I need something with consistent rhythm to get off.

Click to enlarge.

Features? You know the Stronic G has ’em. It’s waterproof, saves your favorite setting, has charge indicator lights and a travel lock. The controls are easy to use and Fun Factory says you can get 45 minutes of play time on the highest speed.

Of course you know that the Stronic G has to be made of body-safe materials. It wouldn’t be on this blog otherwise. It has a silicone shaft and plastic handle. Fun Factory’s silicone has felt quite draggy to me in the past but the Stronic G feels a lot softer and silkier.

Fun Factory recommends water-based lube and that’s probably a good idea. I have mixed silicone-based lube with silicone toys before but it’s risky² so, play it safe. You can buy their Toy Fluid lube or any of the water-based lubes listed here. Fun Factory also sells their own cleaner but antibacterial soap seems to work well for me. It’s your choice. And if you really want a storage/travel pouch, they sell those too.

Another factor that may appeal to some is that the Stronic G is smaller than the Eins. The diameter is a little easier to handle and the toy weighs less than previous Stronic toys yet, it’s just as powerful.

You get three color choices. The blue rules.

Every time I aim the Stronic G at my G-spot… it’s like the angels are singing. I’m left thinking, where has this been all my life? I don’t have a more eloquent way to say I love it, other than I LOVE IT.

Get your Stronic G from Fun Factory! I’ll make a small commission at no cost to you and that helps me keep this blog online.

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I thought, well shit… I have one I don’t use and maybe it could really help this gal. See, she has hypertonic Pelvic Floor Dysfunction (which she talks about on my other blog) and it makes all manner of sexual endeavors a challenge for her but she thought that the Womanizer might allow her to have orgasms without the pain. So I said, “what the hell” and sent mine to her. The idea of  having her review it on my blog as part of #TeamAmazeballs was really an afterthought, but I’m glad that she agreed to do it. I think it’s interesting and important to get different perspectives.

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Photo by @AfterrDarkk

12 Rounds With A Womanizer

Soft, sleek and quiet, the Womanizer Pro W500 has been on my wish list since it first came to my attention. It’s advertised as a toy that “makes it possible to stimulate the clitoris without direct contact, thus avoiding over stimulation and hypersensitivity.” My pelvic floor is already overstimulated. It’s hypertonic, meaning there is no voluntary muscle relaxation. Orgasms are a thing of the past for me. It was my belief the Womanizer would be gentle enough, with its mild vibration and pulsating air, to bring me to orgasm. Keep reading to see the score card.

For starters, I have a tiny clitoris. Getting the silicone head to seat properly so the clitoris is inside the head is a challenge because there’s not a whole lot of peeking out going on. I had my hood pierced in 1998 to assist in orgasm. It helped me immeasurably.

It was a battle of epic proportions. The Womanizer was designed to give me an orgasm. I was hoping for plural events. My body is designed to orgasm. I have enjoyed many orgasms in my life. It’s something I really miss. My expectations were high. I trained for masturbation by going through a series of different preparations before use.

How do you prepare to masturbate? Don’t you just do it? Most people do. They feel like masturbating, go have a little fun, get off and clean up. I can’t approach this event with such a whimsical attitude. I really wish I could. I have to relax the pelvic floor beforehand. On a side note the best exercise for the pelvic floor is orgasm. That was my goal. Masturbation is an exercise? Count me in! Preparation can include a multitude of choices or a combination of many. A hot bath, a TENS unit, muscle relaxer, lidocaine gel inserted deep into my vagina near the cervix, or even a Valium glycerin suppository.

Round 1:  First Time Use

What I was expecting and what I received in return was rather odd. I started out on the lowest setting. The noise level is so soft I wasn’t sure it was even powered up. There was a very slight tingly sensation that was enjoyable. When I increased the speed to level 2, I started feeling extremely aroused. I stopped and started several times through this process. Arousal relaxes the pelvic floor as well.  I finally set the level on the third setting. I had an orgasm without a spasm, but I did ejaculate a small amount of fluid. This was a good start.

Round 2: Sudden Urge to Masturbate

I tried this thing called edging. Started at the lowest setting for 4 minutes and worked my way up to the third setting resting in between settings for 2 minutes. I even set a timer. On the third setting I had the same result, as the first go round; a small amount of ejaculate with no spasm. So I amped it up to the 4th setting and had a mini orgasm. A slight and very small twitch. I wasn’t over the top YES! I DID IT! It was more like an orgasm I wasn’t able to ride to the finish. Again there was some ejaculate. However, within 30 minutes I had to use my TENS unit to relax my pelvic floor because my ass hurt.

Round 3, 4 and 5:  Make It Happen

Because of my previous experiences with the fluid leakage, I used a catheter to make sure my bladder was empty. I wasn’t 100% confident it wasn’t urine. I can officially say it wasn’t. I felt the inability to follow through with the orgasm might be due to my fear of wetting myself during masturbation. I also have bladder issues. Additionally, I placed a large folded towel underneath my bottom to absorb any fluid. I was determined it was going to happen. I went three rounds in one session covering about 30 minutes.

Something happened. I went through all setting levels during this session. I leaked and rested. I squirted and rested. Then I gushed. There’s no other explanation for it. And Omigerd! I didn’t know that much fluid was even possible to release. Much to my disappointment, there was no spasm or twitch. I was going for a full-bodied orgasm where you can feel your pulse inside your vagina throbbing afterward. I didn’t make it this session, but I didn’t have any pain following this stellar experience.

Round 6, 7 and 8:  It Happens

I will admit to being somewhat fearful of going the forced orgasm route simply because of the resulting pain that can follow. But I was willing to take the chance. Going almost 100 days between orgasms is a bitch. Sexual frustration is part of my life. My body is still aroused. I still get wet. I still want to have wild monkey sex. I started out masturbating with the intention of increasing blood flow directly to my clitoris.

I went for broke this time. I took no resting breaks in between sessions. I didn’t relocate the Womanizer. I skipped starting out slow and went straight to the highest setting. Within 10 seconds, I gushed and rode it out. And gushed again. Then I had an epic orgasm. Full bodied in less than 5 minutes.  Tingles and throbs and twitching everywhere. The kind where my eyes rolled back in my head, my body perspired, my respiration and pulse increased. I was too physically drained to shout out my success but it left me with a smile on my face and no pain in my ass.

Round 9, 10 and 11:  Oops I did it again.

I repeated the exact same process to see if I could recreate the same results. I wanted another orgasm but without the gushing. Don’t get me wrong, it feels fantastic but that’s not a normal biological response for my body. I can count on one hand the times it has happened to me in my entire sexually active life. I received the same results. Gushing. Orgasm. Smile. No pain. Goal achieved.

Twelfth and Final Round

I tried several different positions during use as recommended on their website. I cannot use this thing without gushing. It’s not possible. However, the orgasm that follows is next world. There is the occasional pain in the ass that follows, but that’s my fault. During the last round I gave myself 3 orgasms. After the first orgasm, there was no more gushing. The Womanizer knocked me out with a combination of pulsating air and light vibration.

I can’t gush enough about the Womanizer Pro W500.

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I’m a Midwestern farm wife and country redneck; a costume wearing goddess in charge of my domain. I’m outspoken, stubborn and opinionated with a cat that hates me and a husband who spoils me rotten. Without chanted spells, incantations and the wave of a special stardust shooting wand, organization lives in Wonderland. Dancing naked in the rain and singing in the shower is something everyone should try at least once. I settle for tact because I’m not smart enough to do snarky, sarcastic, pithy and witty on my own. I can pull a rabbit out of a hat or other nether regions. It’s a very special rabbit though. I’m prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. My comfortable recliner sticks to my ass more often than not.  Don’t let the S on my cape fool you. It doesn’t stand for super. It stands for Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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I sincerely appreciate @AfterrDarkk reviewing the Womanizer Pro W500 for my blog. And I am so happy that it works for her. Even though it could give me orgasms, it brings me more pleasure to know that it does so for someone who struggles to have them.

You can buy your own Womanizer Pro W500 at PeepShow Toys, SheVibe, Lovehoney and GoodVibes.

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So here it goes, my first review so be kind I’m very sensitive. Not really so positive feedback is appreciated.

Start from the beginning. Packaging is pretty cool. Some drawings, designs, and enough eye catching material to make you read all sides. Instructions with pics make this super easy to use although it wouldn’t be hard to figure out minus a manual.

At first sight and feel, the Pulse II Duo isn’t your average stroker. It’s egg shaped with wings and ridges and not soft spongy material. It’s silicone and waterproof which makes the material safe and easy to clean. Definitely not crappy porous materials which is why the cost is a bit more than other sex toys. It is charged through a USB cable and seems to hold a charge for a long time. Haven’t ran it completely down but have gotten 3 sessions in before putting it back on the charger. Didn’t want to risk running dead during usage.

Since the material is silicone, you will want to use water-based lube. Going at it dry is rough and uncomfortable. The control buttons are on the sides – power on/off, vibration intensity and vibration pattern settings. With lube applied, navigating the different settings is a bit rough. My fingers would slip before being able to get the buttons to react. I’m not shy about using lube so this may have been just an issue for me.

The first time I used the Pulse II Duo I was very disappointed. Was excited to experience a no hands orgasm. I used the different settings and after a good ten minutes my dick was numb from excessive vibration. My first thought was, this isn’t worth the clean-up. Although clean-up was a breeze with some antibacterial soap.

I figured it wasn’t fair to base this off of one use and started to think about how my next try could be different. Started doing some research on how others used this product and how I could make the most of it. So, I decided that this would be the perfect toy to use with my Aneros Helix prostate massager. For the record, I was never able to achieve a no hands orgasm with that either.

After wearing the njoy Pfun Plug on and off for several weeks to get used to working the sphincter muscles I felt it was time for another try. Put in the Helix and kicked on some porn. Thirty minutes later and plenty of Helix squeezing I was ready for round two. I was plenty hard so the fit was a little snug but not uncomfortable. The wings held me in tight and the ridges and the vibrating circle hit in just the right places. I worked through the different patterns and vibration strengths to arrive on the steady high mode. I have to say it was a very intense orgasm that left the knees a little weak. Finally, a hands free orgasm that I’ve heard a lot about. That session had me feeling pretty relaxed and fatigued. After all, it was about 45 minutes.

I’ve used the Pulse II Duo with the Aneros Helix and by itself probably 10 times now and I’m sold. If you’re looking for a quick jerk-off session, this isn’t for you. This will take your masturbation sessions to a new level if you’re willing to take the time and enjoy.

I highly recommend this product. To get the full experience might take you a few sessions but well worth the time. Clean-up is a breeze, charging is simple. On the negative side, the vibration is LOUD. If you have thin walls beware. The button selection can be a little difficult if the lube is flowing. The Pulse II Duo is a product that I will continue to use on a regular basis!

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There is a Pulse II Solo and Pulse II Duo. The Duo has a remote control but honestly, neither I nor dizzyguy were interested in using it that way. So, if you don’t think you’ll use the remote you can save a few bucks and get the Solo.

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Dizzyguy thought it was important to show how a penis fits into the Pulse II Duo. I could have demonstrated using a dildo but he insisted that it must be realistic and modeled it himself. Honestly, I think he just likes the idea of strangers looking at his penis. So obviously this pic is NSFW but if you’re at work, you probably shouldn’t be on my blog anyway. But for those who would rather not see a graphic picture of that nature, I decided to link to it. So, don’t click on this link if you don’t want to see a dick pic.

Hot Octopuss provided the Pulse II Duo in exchange for an unbiased review.

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Even though wand type massagers aren’t my clit’s favorite kind of vibe, I found the Maia Zoe interesting because of the dual motors. There’s one in the head (of course) and there’s one in the handle. So, that’s kind of unique but not completely original because Cal Ex made one with dual motors first. There may be others but that’s the only other one I know of.

First, full disclosure: the first Zoe I received was defective. The charging cable’s pin did not fit into the charging port correctly. It was too loose and would not snap into place like you’d expect. The silicone around the port almost pushed it all the way back out. I could get it to intermittently work by forcefully pushing it in and jiggling it around. Clearly, something wasn’t right.

I contacted Maia and described the problem. They apologized and sent a replacement with no hassle. The new Zoe did not have the same problem. The charging pin for the new Zoe fit into place just right. When I compared the new and old charging cables, it seemed as though the pin on the old defective one was slightly shorter than the new one. So, that means, depending on how many defective ones are out there, you might end up with one. But I think Maia knows that they have an issue with the Zoe and they would probably replace it with no problem and I know PeepShow Toys will also take care of their customers.

Alright, technical difficulties aside, what did I think? When I first turned on the motor in the head I actually uttered the words, “holy shit”. I wasn’t expecting it to have that kind of power and rumble. I was fully prepared to tell you that it was buzzy and weak as fuck. But it’s nice that I can still be surprised.

Now, what about the motor in the handle? Well, let me tell you… it’s buzzier than a beehive being raided by a black bear¹. And it’s pretty weak to boot. I honestly don’t see the point in having the motor in the handle when it feels so underwhelming.

The two motors are independently controlled, which is good. You can also have one turned on while the other is off, which is also good. Both motors can be on at the same time, if you happen to find a way to use it like that.

The silicone is a nice powdery soft kind that produces little drag. They put this inexplicable area of plastic chrome on the backside of the wand. Not only does it look tacky but creates seams that didn’t need to exist.

The Zoe is waterproof and water-based lube is recommended. To my total surprise and disbelief, it comes with a storage pouch. That’s right, a lower priced brand can manage to do what luxury companies like Fun Factory can’t. It ain’t much but I thought it was a nice touch. Oh and, it’s USB rechargeable. Almost forgot to mention that.

Alright, so what did my picky-ass clit think of the Zoe? Well, obviously that buzzy-as-fuck handle end was getting nowhere near it but as for the strong, rumbly head? With the size of the head, it’s totally feasible that you could insert that end into your vag, if you felt so compelled. I did not. The Zoe was meant for my clit and only my clit.

And with a generous helping of some Good Clean Love lube, I began rubbing that rumbling head against my clit. It felt good but I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to orgasm, and then… it happened, twice. Granted, it didn’t happen as quickly as when I use something like my We-Vibe Touch but it did happen, despite the fact that the Zoe really isn’t my ideal kind of vibe. So, if it is the sort of vibe you prefer then it might just rock your socks… erm, I mean, give you good orgasms.

So, if you want to get the Maia Zoe, get it for the pleasantly strong and rumbly motor in the head and not because it has dual motors. The handle motor is just a waste really. Besides, if you even try to insert the handle end into your vag, which I assume is the intended purpose, you’re going to have the charging port and some of that tacky plastic chrome inside you. I’m guessing vag gunk in the charging port probably isn’t good and I don’t know about you but, I don’t want that plastic chrome crap in my vag.

The Maia Zoe is a decent mid-sized wand massager with a couple of flaws. I’m not really sure who I could recommend it to. I guess anyone who’s looking for something that size with some pretty decent strong rumbly vibes. But perhaps the fact that they put that crappy little buzzy vibe in the handle drives the cost up a bit. If that’s the case, you may be able to find a similar wand massager for less.

Also, I have to mention – I have no idea why they spelled “twisty” as “twistty” and it bugs the shit out of me.

As always, you can save 10% on your entire order at PeepShow Toys with discount code: DIZZY

PeepShow Toys provided the Maia Zoe Twistty Wand in exchange for an unbiased review.

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