Under $50 Archives - Toy Meets Girl https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/tag/under-50 Sex Toy Reviews and More | All truth. No Bullshit. Fri, 20 Apr 2018 11:54:56 +0000 en-US hourly 1 54547412 Review: California Exotic Novelties Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/04/review-california-exotic-novelties-mini-marvels-marvelous-flicker.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/04/review-california-exotic-novelties-mini-marvels-marvelous-flicker.html#respond Fri, 20 Apr 2018 11:54:56 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=89027 I don’t think I’ve ever been able to say that I LOVE a California Exotic Novelties toy but here we are. The Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker earned my adoration the very first time I used it. It delivered orgasms so good that I had an asthma attack (no this isn’t something I strive for, it ...Read more

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California Exotic Novelties Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker

I don’t think I’ve ever been able to say that I LOVE a California Exotic Novelties toy but here we are. The Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker earned my adoration the very first time I used it. It delivered orgasms so good that I had an asthma attack (no this isn’t something I strive for, it just happened).

When I was looking at the Mini Marvels line, the one that I thought would work best for me was the Marvelous Teaser and I was very pleased with it. I didn’t think any of the others in the line would do it for me except maybe the Marvelous Flicker. But looking at it, I was a little put off by the whole tongue-vibe thing. I wasn’t interested in that flappity-flap-porno-lingus action that doesn’t really work. Then I read Cy’s review and knew I had to give it a shot.

Marvelous Flicker 2

Much to my relief it doesn’t do that flappity-flap thing at all. In fact, the vibration travels down to that wonderful pointy tip in the most perfect way possible and my clit is a huge fan of vibrating pointy tips. Just like the Teaser, the Marvelous Flicker has a nice, strong, rumbly motor. I am so impressed with what CalEx has done with these vibes and especially at this price point. I’m thrilled that I get to add another vibe to my list of Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck™ .

The first time I tried the Marvelous Flicker, I forgot to bring my trusty, go-to, back-up vibe that I usually have on hand if a new toy lets me down and I can’t get off. Turns out, I didn’t need it at all. The second I put the tip of the Flicker on my clit, I knew I had a winner. Just thinking about it makes me want to go rub one out.

Marvelous Flicker 3

I even had an orgasm using a pattern1, if you can believe that. I hate patterns as a general rule but that third, pulsating one actually works for me. It’s hard to believe I’m saying this but the Flicker is almost as good as my go-to vibe, the Lust L2. The only thing that really puts the L2 ahead of the Flicker is that it has incremental speed control, whereas the Flicker only has three set speeds.

The Marvelous Flicker gives me such deep, satisfying orgasms – the kind that make it impossible for me to be discreet. It passes my personal test of delivering multiple orgasms in a sesh and I know if a vibe can do that, it’s a cut above the rest.

Just like the Teaser, the Flicker checks all the boxes, making it an awesome vibe at an awesome price:
Silicone – check
Waterproof – check
Strong and rumbly – check
Rechargeable – check
Travel lock – check
One year warranty – check

This vibe, like most of them out there now, is USB rechargeable so, if you don’t want to use your computer to charge your vibrator, you’ll need one of those A/C to USB adapters.

Marvelous Flicker charger

There really isn’t anything I can complain about. If I absolutely must find something to nitpick… I don’t love the color and it doesn’t come with a storage pouch. If that’s the worst criticism that I can muster then you know I must really love this vibe.

Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker Measurements

I am just so excited about the Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker. I want to tell everyone to buy one but you might not want to if you don’t enjoy pin-point vibration. However, if that’s your thing then I truly believe the Flicker could be your jam. I really hope that CalEx continues to make good quality, strong and rumbly vibes like this at this price point. I made sure to let them know that I enthusiastically approve of the Teaser and the Flicker. Hopefully, with that kind of positive feedback, they’ll keep making great vibes like this at more affordable prices.

Marvelous Flicker Box

I’m happy to be doing my first review for Vibrant. When you purchase your sex toys from them, you’re supporting Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains. That’s one big reason why I decided to start working with them. Plus they’re a sex positive, gender inclusive company.

You can always get 10% off your order at Vibrant with code: DIZZY, which means you can get the Marvelous Flicker for $44.99 and they offer free shipping on orders $50+ so, maybe add a bottle of water-based lube.

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Review: California Exotic Novelties Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/03/review-california-exotic-novelties-mini-marvels-marvelous-teaser.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/03/review-california-exotic-novelties-mini-marvels-marvelous-teaser.html#respond Sun, 25 Mar 2018 14:44:31 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=88972 To be honest, not a single one of the other designs in the California Exotic Novelties Mini Marvels line looked appealing to me1 but that’s only because I’m a pretty good judge of what my clit likes. Then CalEx released the Marvelous Teaser and it sent my heart aflutter. I haven’t often been able to ...Read more

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California Exotic Novelties Marvelous Teaser

To be honest, not a single one of the other designs in the California Exotic Novelties Mini Marvels line looked appealing to me1 but that’s only because I’m a pretty good judge of what my clit likes. Then CalEx released the Marvelous Teaser and it sent my heart aflutter.

I haven’t often been able to say wonderful things about CalEx toys. Once, I was so mean that they decided they didn’t want my opinion anymore (but I really hated that thing). Then again, there was that one time they surprised me with what has become my favorite clit vibe – made by their luxury brand Jopen. So, they do know how to make a good vibrator. And with the Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser, they nailed it.

This isn’t just a vibe that’s eh… OK for under $50. The Teaser knocks my socks off for under $50. When I embarked on this project to find Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck™, I was most excited about trying to find those diamonds in the rough – those toys that shock the shit out of you because they’re so good for such a low price. That’s exactly what I found with the Marvelous Teaser.

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The first time I used it, I had one of those orgasms where I’m glad no one was home. Although, I might have scared the cats. I lay there stunned by how good it was. I’d stop right there and declare the Marvelous Teaser a fabulous clit vibe but it also passed my personal test of giving me multiple orgasms in a sesh. Yes!

The Teaser has 3 levels of steady vibration. I’d love to have more but really, the low and medium settings are all I need for toe curling, involuntarily vocalizing orgasms. The high steady setting is a little too much for my clit but it’s not buzzy, which often happens at many vibrator’s high settings.

If you know me, you know I could cast patterns straight to hell but I know some folks enjoy them and the Marvelous Teaser has 7 of them in various rhythms of pulsation and escalation. I’m terrible at describing patterns so, you’ll just have to forgive me for not trying.

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I do have to talk about the shape – the good and the… what were they thinking? The great part of the shape is how perfect it is for how my clit likes to be stimulated. That thin tip can nuzzle right up against the side of my clit and it honestly feels like it was custom-made just for me.

CalEx Marvelous Teaser holding

The head-scratcher is how CalEx designed the Marvelous Teaser to be held. They intended for you to hold it between your index and middle finger and I just have to say – NO. It feels awkward and how the hell are you supposed to control the buttons holding it that way?

This weird design thing isn’t a deal breaker though. I just hold it like a normal human being would with my thumb above the buttons. When I first saw the Teaser, it reminded me of the Leaf Life, probably just because of the shape and color. I’m not sure if they were trying to set it apart with that weird design.

Can we talk about the motor in this thing? Right out of the box, I turned it on and it really impressed me with the strength and rumble. I was talking about how impressive it is on Twitter and one of my followers agreed. They said it was so nice to be able to recommend something to their customers that’s under $50, with a strong motor that won’t crap out in under a year. It was validation for me that I judged this vibe correctly.

Marvelous Teaser charger

Like my other favorite little clit vibe, the Marvelous Teaser has it all at a surprisingly low price.
Silicone – check
Waterproof – check
Strong and rumbly – check
Rechargeable – check
Travel Lock2 – check

It doesn’t come with a travel/storage pouch but I suppose I can forgive that. Caring for this vibe is as easy as any other waterproof, silicone vibrator. Antibacterial soap and water works just fine and water-based lube will keep that wonderful tip gliding along your clit nicely.

CalEx Marvelous Teaser size

I rarely care about packaging enough to even mention it but because of this vibe’s price I feel like I have to touch on how substantial it is. It’s not some flimsy box with that cheap plastic mold inside. This feels like a durable box and I even kind of like the kitschy artwork.

CalEx Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser packaging

The Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser is the kind of vibe that I daydream about using. Not many vibes do that to me. But I often find myself thinking, “I need to go rub one (or more) out with that thing.” This is definitely one of those fabulous bargains that you’re so excited that you found. I’m really happy to be able to recommend a vibrator that’s this awesome and this affordable. I told CalEx that I want to see more of this. I hope they listen.

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Review: Blush Novelties Gaia Eco https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/03/review-blush-novelties-gaia-eco.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/03/review-blush-novelties-gaia-eco.html#respond Sun, 11 Mar 2018 13:25:00 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=88897 I wanted to review the Blush Novelties Gaia Eco Biodegradable Recyclable Vibrator for a few reasons. First, it’s (way) under $50. It’s that classic vibrator design. And it’s made of starch-based bioplastic. What the hell is starch-based bioplastic? Uhm, I’m not really sure. But what I do know, because I asked a Blush rep, is ...Read more

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Blush Gaia Eco

I wanted to review the Blush Novelties Gaia Eco Biodegradable Recyclable Vibrator for a few reasons. First, it’s (way) under $50. It’s that classic vibrator design. And it’s made of starch-based bioplastic.

What the hell is starch-based bioplastic? Uhm, I’m not really sure. But what I do know, because I asked a Blush rep, is that it’s as nonporous and nontoxic as ABS plastic.

Blush Gaia Eco featuresAnd apparently, according to Blush, the Gaia Eco “is created using less energy and creates less greenhouse gas emissions than any other sex toy on the market.” That’s why I chose to review this particular vibrator over the countless others of the same design.

I also wanted to review the Gaia Eco because it uses 2 AA batteries which tend to make vibes more powerful than the more commonly used AAA batteries. Plus, I like the idea of the twist dial control. I have another inexpensive, battery operated vibrator with a twist dial and I think the variable speed is better than a button that gives you three set speeds.

First impressions out of the box started with, wow and ended with, puzzlement. I took the Gaia Eco out of its minimal packaging, popped in the batteries, turned the dial and thought:  Wow, this thing is pretty strong and rumbly, especially for a battery operated vibe.

Then I noticed this weird loose ring thing right above the cap. This is where I became puzzled. Why did they do that? It’s kind of annoying because even with the cap closed tightly, that ring is still loose. You can spin it around. So, I guess it would suck if you lost it and it also provides an area for lube and vag gunk to live.

Blush Gaia Eco open

Seriously, what’s with that ring?

You could remove the ring and carefully wipe that part of the vibe clean. In fact, you should be careful whenever cleaning this vibe anyway because it’s splash-proof only.

You can clean this vibe (don’t submerge it) with soap and water or a toy cleaner. Any kind of lube will work. It doesn’t come with a travel pouch but a vibe like this would be good for travel because you can pack it separately from the batteries and not have to worry about a TSA incident.

Alright, now for the real test. Does the Gaia Eco impress me enough to add it to my Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck™ list?

Well, first of all, I’d like to mention that you can use this vibe internally and externally (but don’t use anally). The thing is, for me personally, the shape of this vibe does nothing for my vag. Some folks might like it though. This is just a preference thing, really. It’s not going to provide much girth either at 1” in diameter.

Because of my personal preferences, I mainly consider vibes like the Gaia Eco to be clitoral vibes. So, how did it feel on my clit? Lets just say that after the first orgasm I was left thinking: did a $15 vibrator really just do that? The vibration is nice and rumbly and I found that I didn’t need to turn the dial up to high. It took a little longer to achieve orgasm than it does with my favorite clit vibe but maybe because of that, the orgasms felt more intense. And yes, I said “orgasms” because I tried for my magic number – 3 in a sesh – and The Gaia Eco didn’t let me down. Also, some folks will be interested to know that the vibration doesn’t seem to dampen under pressure.

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So, what’s the verdict? Can I put the Blush Gaia Eco in my Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck™ category? I want to scream, “yes” but I can only say, “yes.” And that’s because of that weird loose ring. Some might find it annoying. But I don’t think it’s a total deal breaker. I just wish they hadn’t made it that way. Maybe they can take this feedback and update the design to eliminate that ring and possibly make it waterproof too. Then I could enthusiastically recommend it as a great toy under $50.

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I would also like to share a few words about Blush Novelties. They haven’t always been a company beloved by some bloggers. There was once a little dust-up between Blush and another company that is widely respected in the industry. That angered a lot of bloggers.

They also still do make toys out of porous materials that I don’t recommend but lately, I’m excited about Blush’s new offerings. I think they’re focusing more and more on body-safe nonporous materials and that’s awesome. Especially so when you consider that they tend to produce toys on the more affordable end of the spectrum. I am considering several new Blush toys that I’d like to review for you.

Blush once acknowledged the role us bloggers have had in helping them design toys that we can approve of. But I also think there’s something else going on. Blush has hired one very well-known and respected sex educator, Ducky Doolittle, and I’m sure that she has a lot of input on product development and design.

So, I can comfortably say that at this point, I like the direction that Blush is going in. Because we need more lower cost, body-safe toys that don’t suck.

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Review: Funkit Toys NoFrillDo B https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/03/review-funkit-toys-nofrilldo-b.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/03/review-funkit-toys-nofrilldo-b.html#respond Tue, 06 Mar 2018 18:07:59 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=88882 Stop! Drop the jelly dildo and back away slowly. I have something better for your body, that costs about the same as that toxic piece of shit. I happily present to you, the Funkit Toys NoFrillDo B (or R or G). The aptly named NoFrillDo is exactly what it sounds like – a no frills ...Read more

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Funkit Toys NoFrillDo B

Stop! Drop the jelly dildo and back away slowly. I have something better for your body, that costs about the same as that toxic piece of shit. I happily present to you, the Funkit Toys NoFrillDo B (or R or G).

The aptly named NoFrillDo is exactly what it sounds like – a no frills dildo. The shapes are simple and the fast curing platinum silicone, which is sourced in the US, is relatively inexpensive. Plus, they’re easy to make for minimized production cost. All of that means that you can get a nonporous, nontoxic, body-safe, silicone dildo for just $24! I don’t think I’ve seen silicone dildos for that kind of price anywhere1 and if you could find them, they’re likely going to be mass-produced in China. NoFrillDos are made right here in the US by a master Fucksmith (which he puts on his business cards).

The Fucksmith, otherwise known as Kenton, has taken a myriad of talents and accumulated knowledge from various practices to produce his silicone dildos. And with the NoFrillDo line, he makes it possible to “buy a safe, nontoxic sex toy without worrying about rent.”

So, since I’ve embarked on my quest to find Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck™, it only made good sense that I check out one of these NoFrillDos for myself.

I chose the B model because it looked the most appealing to me. As I said, these designs are simple. I was a bit curious about the G-spot stimulating capabilities of the G model but just wasn’t all that attracted to the shape. Maybe I should give it a try someday. The R model is something almost completely out of my realm2 but if you have a unicorn horn fantasy, the R model is right up your alley.

All three NoFrillDo models are rather slender with the B model being the shortest and fattest at 6.5” insertable length and a diameter of 1.36”. Needless to say, size royalty need not apply here. But these dildos are sized to satisfy those who aren’t looking for a lot of girth.

The NoFrillDo dildos are made in four colors: cyan, magenta, yellow and black. You can get the cyan (Body-Safe Blue) and magenta (Peepshow Pink) at PeepShow Toys.

The silicone is pretty firm but not quite as firm as Tantus‘ standard silicone and definitely nowhere nearly as firm as this. The silicone is shore 20A (which is a technical classification of firmness) and Kenton says it’s “similar to medium steak”. Not sure about that. I haven’t eaten steak in ages.

I have to mention that I am impressed with how well the base is trimmed. I’ve seen companies charging much more for their dildos that do a horrible job of trimming the base. So kudos to Kenton for that.

NoFrillDo B base

You’ll also notice, if you look closely, there are slight concentric rings around the length of the dildo – you can’t feel these. They are an artifact of the production process that Funkit uses to make these dildos so affordable.

OK, that’s a lot of intro and back story but what about what really matters? How does it feel? Do I like using it?

Well, it actually felt… pretty good. As Kenton would say, it filled my hole. Is it the most intense experience I’ve ever had with a silicone dildo? No. But then I’ve had the privilege of trying dildos that come at exorbitant prices.

The two bumps give me the slightest hint of G-spot stimulation and it feels good to thrust it while I use a vibe on my clit. But this is where I hit a little snag. I wish the base was larger. I need more to grab onto and when I’m trying to use a clit vibe at the same time, I’m thrusting with my non-dominant hand (left) and it really starts to cramp up. I found this distracting. Keep in mind that I’m probably a bit out of practice with using my left hand to thrust a dildo.

One thing that surprised me is how slippery the NoFrillDo B is. When I first got it, I dragged it along my forearm, with no lube on it, and it was draggy as fuck. I thought this thing was going to be a lube hog but to the contrary, with a good water-based lube, this dildo glides really well. In fact, my vag couldn’t hold onto it while I lubed my clit vibe.

Despite the fact that I had trouble grasping the base (which may just be unique to me) I was impressed with this simple, low-cost dildo. The way I see it, the NoFrilldo B has to feel as good, if not better than an equivalent jelly piece of shit, with the bonus of not giving you infections or chemical burns.

I think the NoFrilldos fill a gap in the industry. If someone doesn’t have money to spend on a fancier dildo, they can still have a safe and healthy sex toy. And if a beginner doesn’t know what they like yet, these dildos would be a great way to get started.

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Review: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/03/review-femmefunn-ultra-bullet.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2018/03/review-femmefunn-ultra-bullet.html#respond Sat, 03 Mar 2018 18:12:28 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=88869 I recently declared that I was going on a mission to find Sex Toys Under $50 That Don’t Suck™. To that end, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet was the first toy I requested to review. I saw a couple of positive reviews for it on PeepShow Toys‘ site by other reviewers I know so, I thought ...Read more

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FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet

I recently declared that I was going on a mission to find Sex Toys Under $50 That Don’t Suck™. To that end, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet was the first toy I requested to review. I saw a couple of positive reviews for it on PeepShow Toys‘ site by other reviewers I know so, I thought this vibe might have a good chance of not sucking.

And wow, does it not suck. I was kind of shocked the first time I turned it on. It’s got some good power behind it and it’s a pleasant, non-buzzy vibration. I also instantly fell in love with the silicone. I kinda wish everything was made of this silicone. It’s extremely soft and silky with almost no drag at all.

So, first impressions were very good but how did it feel on my clit? In a word – perfect. The lowest steady vibration setting is exactly what I need to have orgasms. It actually feels a lot like the Lust L2 that I never shut up about (also on the Sex Toys Under $50 That Don’t Suck™ list).

My clit seems to have changed and evolved over the years. When I started this blog, I had SSRI induced anorgasmia. Back then, it took pretty powerful vibration to get me off. Since then, I’ve found a medication that reverses the anorgasmia (for me) and now I don’t need such powerful vibration. So, the low steady vibration is all I need to have orgasms. The high steady setting is actually a bit too much for me but that power will be appreciated by some folks.

It even passed my personal test of giving me three orgasms in a sesh – the criterion needed to make me fall in love with a vibrator.

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet

They call this vibe a bullet but it’s not going to fit into any toys that have a bullet cavity, like Tantus’ vibrating dildos. It’s a nice size for ease of grasping though. You can’t avoid feeling the vibration a lot in your fingers but I guess that’s to be expected given its strength and size.

The FemmFunn Ultra Bullet really exceeded my expectations but it’s not without a flaw. Well, this may only be a flaw to me, others might find it a feature. Patterns… ugh. I wish they would have just given this vibe steady vibration settings and maybe like more than three.

But if you like patterns, this vibe has 17 of them. I just hate it when I accidentally find myself in pattern land and have to press the button that many times to get back to where I want to be. I did discover that if you are on the high steady vibration setting and press and hold the button to turn it off, when you turn it back on, it’s on high (so it has memory) and if I press the button one more time, it goes back to low steady vibration. So, I’ve avoided the patterns most of the time.

Water-based lube is the best choice to use with this vibe. It’s also waterproof, which makes cleaning easy. And you can do that with soap and water or a toy cleaner. It’s rechargeable and while it’s doing that, it makes me feel like I’m at a rave.

FemmeFunn Ultra Vibe

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet ticks many of the boxes required for me to call it a great vibe at good price. I think the only thing missing is a travel lock but I can overlook that. It does comes with a pouch though and that’s kind of nice when you consider there are $200 sex toys that don’t.

PeepShow Toys sells the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet for $49 but right now, they’re offering a bundle that includes Sliquid lube and cleaner for $55. That’s a good deal but you can make it even better by using code: DIZZY for 10% off.

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Review: Jopen Lust L2 https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2015/06/review-jopen-lust-l2.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2015/06/review-jopen-lust-l2.html#comments Mon, 22 Jun 2015 13:34:33 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=86856 First, I just need to begin by sincerely thanking Peep for recommending this wonderful little vibe. I probably never would have noticed it if she hadn’t mentioned how much she likes it. It’s true, I’m smitten… with the vibe that is. Although, I do have some serious feels for Peep since she introduced me to ...Read more

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Lust L2

First, I just need to begin by sincerely thanking Peep for recommending this wonderful little vibe. I probably never would have noticed it if she hadn’t mentioned how much she likes it. It’s true, I’m smitten… with the vibe that is. Although, I do have some serious feels for Peep since she introduced me to this demure but mighty mini-vibe. The Jopen Lust L2 is nearly perfect. I say “nearly” because I have a hard time calling anything “perfect” but really, I have to try pretty damn hard to find fault with this vibe. It’s become an instant favorite. Let me tell you why.

It has everything – all the things I look for in a clit vibe. It goes without saying that it’s made of body-safe silicone because I wouldn’t be reviewing it otherwise. It has the power of my beloved We-Vibe Touch but it’s smaller and I might like the shape of the L2 even better.  It’s dainty and has a low profile that makes it perfect for pairing up with a dildo or to use during sex.

It’s rechargeable and also has a travel lock, which is one thing I always thought the Touch should have. I feel like I want to carry the L2 around with me always. It’s a shame that Jopen didn’t include a travel pouch but I love this vibe so much that I forgive them. Besides, you’re getting all of this perfection for less than $50! You heard that right. I know, I can’t believe it either. With that kind of deal, I suppose I can steal a pouch from one of my inferior vibes. The L2 is truly a hidden gem and I want to make sure it doesn’t go unnoticed.

I always keep my We-Vibe Touch on hand when testing a new vibe, just in case it sucks and can’t get me off. But I had absolutely no need for it when I tried the L2 for the first time. To my complete amazement, the L2 gave me three powerful and deeply satisfying orgasms in under 10 minutes. I should acknowledge the fact that my clit seems to have gotten its shit together lately but a lot of credit goes to this vibe as well.  It gives me the pin-point stimulation that I adore and it’s heavenly when snuggled up against the right side of my clit (it’s a righty).  I’d like to believe that the days of frustratingly masturbating for over 30 minutes with no results is a thing of the past with my trusty L2 by my side.

Did I mention that it’s cute? I don’t often feel that way about a vibe but there’s just something about the L2 that makes me think, “awww”. I didn’t realize it until someone pointed out to me that it looks just like a mini version of the BMS Factory Swan Wand, which is a total coincidence.

L2 and Swan Wand

There is one button located on the underside, easily accessed by the thumb. There’s nothing to get confused about when you’re using it. You simply press the button briefly to turn it on and press and hold to incrementally increase the intensity. Press the button again briefly to turn it off. I love that it is incrementally adjustable, rather than just giving you 3 or so set speeds and I’m thrilled that there are no patterns. If you love patterns then I suppose you’re out of luck on this one but I hardly ever enjoy them and they usually just get in my way.

The only small quibble I have about the L2 is that you can’t adjust the intensity back down. If you want to set it to a lower speed than what you’re on, you have to turn it off and start over. I guess you’d need two buttons to make that work but I can actually imagine having another button on the top side of this vibe. Maybe a top button to increase and the bottom one to decrease intensity? Oh, and one more thing, it only comes in pink and purple. See, I told you that I struggle to find fault with this vibe.

The L2 is fully waterproof. Add that to the long list of features that make it great. It’s easy to clean with soap and water and water-based lube is recommended. This vibe’s size and quiet operation make it very discreet.  It’s USB rechargeable and you’ll need an A/C adapter if you don’t want to charge it with your computer. It takes 2.5 hours to charge and the manual states that it runs for 30 minutes on high speed. When it’s finished charging, the travel lock will be engaged. To unlock it, press the button three times.

2 Lust L2

So, let’s recap. It’s strong and rumbly, discrete, body-safe, waterproof, affordable, has a travel lock and a one year warranty plus, it’s cute. If all that doesn’t make you happy then I just give up. I really can’t recommend the Lust L2 enough. I mean it. I’m obsessed with this thing. With all that you get for the price, I think it’s one of the best sex toy values I’ve seen.

If you want one, how about showing some love to PeepShow Toys since they made it possible for me to tell you about this awesome little vibe? There’s free shipping if you spend $70+ so, why not add a bottle of lube and maybe a travel pouch? That way, you have everything you need for amazing orgasms when your package arrives.

Use code: DIZZY for 10% off your order!

PeepShow Toys

PeepShow Toys provided the Lust L2 in exchange for an unbiased review.

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Review: Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2015/03/review-lovehoney-satisfy-me-curve-silicone-dildo.html https://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/2015/03/review-lovehoney-satisfy-me-curve-silicone-dildo.html#comments Sat, 21 Mar 2015 21:37:18 +0000 http://toymeetsgirlreviews.com/?p=86533 Cheap sex toy alert. And by “cheap” I mean inexpensive… not shitty. Because, for less than $30, this is not a bad dildo. Not bad at all. In fact, I kind of like it. And some people think I’m a sex toy snob – not so. Well OK, maybe I am, just a little. The ...Read more

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Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve dildo

Cheap sex toy alert. And by “cheap” I mean inexpensive… not shitty. Because, for less than $30, this is not a bad dildo. Not bad at all. In fact, I kind of like it. And some people think I’m a sex toy snob – not so. Well OK, maybe I am, just a little.

The Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo is a very nice silicone dildo, with a ridiculously long name, at a very affordable price. I wasn’t sure if I’d like it but I was pleasantly surprised. Pairing this dildo up with a clit vibe, I have some really satisfying blended orgasms. This dildo gives me moderate G-spot stimulation while thrusting with it, which is different from how I use most G-spot toys. Usually, I like to rock them up and down or just apply constant pressure. Rarely do I thrust with them. But the Satisfy Me Curve just seems like it was made for thrusting.

You can use either end of this dildo but I prefer the end that comes to a slight point, rather than the end with the double bulge. The girth is pretty average1. Of course, it’s probably not going to satisfy girth fanatics and I would prefer a bit more myself. It does have some slight flexibility and if I had my way, it would be firmer, just so I could apply more pressure against my G-spot but for those looking for milder G-spot stimulation, this dildo is ideal. I would like it to be a bit longer, to make it easier to reach and thrust with but really, I’m nit-picking here.

The silicone has a bit of drag but that’s easily fixed with some lube and water-based lube is recommended. It’s easy to clean with just soap and water or a toy cleaner. It can be sanitized in a 10% bleach solution; making sure to rinse well.

It doesn’t come with a storage pouch but at this price point, I can’t really expect one. If you want something more dignified than a ziplock bag, Lovehoney has some inexpensive toy pouches.  This dildo only comes in one color but that’s fine by me.

Lovehoney satisfy me dildo box

Bottom line? If you don’t want to spend a lot but you definitely want something that’s body-safe (and trust me, you do) and you’re not looking for really intense G-spot stimulation, I think the Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo will make you happy. It made me happy and some folks think that I’m really hard to please. I have no idea why.

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Lovehoney provided the Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo in exchange for an unbiased review.

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