I don’t think I’ve ever been able to say that I LOVE a California Exotic Novelties toy but here we are. The Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker earned my adoration the very first time I used it. It delivered orgasms so good that I had an asthma attack (no this isn’t something I strive for, it just happened).

When I was looking at the Mini Marvels line, the one that I thought would work best for me was the Marvelous Teaser and I was very pleased with it. I didn’t think any of the others in the line would do it for me except maybe the Marvelous Flicker. But looking at it, I was a little put off by the whole tongue-vibe thing. I wasn’t interested in that flappity-flap-porno-lingus action that doesn’t really work. Then I read Cy’s review and knew I had to give it a shot.

Much to my relief it doesn’t do that flappity-flap thing at all. In fact, the vibration travels down to that wonderful pointy tip in the most perfect way possible and my clit is a huge fan of vibrating pointy tips. Just like the Teaser, the Marvelous Flicker has a nice, strong, rumbly motor. I am so impressed with what CalEx has done with these vibes and especially at this price point. I’m thrilled that I get to add another vibe to my list of Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck .

The first time I tried the Marvelous Flicker, I forgot to bring my trusty, go-to, back-up vibe that I usually have on hand if a new toy lets me down and I can’t get off. Turns out, I didn’t need it at all. The second I put the tip of the Flicker on my clit, I knew I had a winner. Just thinking about it makes me want to go rub one out.

I even had an orgasm using a pattern¹, if you can believe that. I hate patterns as a general rule but that third, pulsating one actually works for me. It’s hard to believe I’m saying this but the Flicker is almost as good as my go-to vibe, the Lust L2. The only thing that really puts the L2 ahead of the Flicker is that it has incremental speed control, whereas the Flicker only has three set speeds.

The Marvelous Flicker gives me such deep, satisfying orgasms – the kind that make it impossible for me to be discreet. It passes my personal test of delivering multiple orgasms in a sesh and I know if a vibe can do that, it’s a cut above the rest.

Just like the Teaser, the Flicker checks all the boxes, making it an awesome vibe at an awesome price:
Silicone – check
Waterproof – check
Strong and rumbly – check
Rechargeable – check
Travel lock – check
One year warranty – check

This vibe, like most of them out there now, is USB rechargeable so, if you don’t want to use your computer to charge your vibrator, you’ll need one of those A/C to USB adapters.

There really isn’t anything I can complain about. If I absolutely must find something to nitpick… I don’t love the color and it doesn’t come with a storage pouch. If that’s the worst criticism that I can muster then you know I must really love this vibe.

I am just so excited about the Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker. I want to tell everyone to buy one but you might not want to if you don’t enjoy pin-point vibration. However, if that’s your thing then I truly believe the Flicker could be your jam. I really hope that CalEx continues to make good quality, strong and rumbly vibes like this at this price point. I made sure to let them know that I enthusiastically approve of the Teaser and the Flicker. Hopefully, with that kind of positive feedback, they’ll keep making great vibes like this at more affordable prices.

I’m happy to be doing my first review for Vibrant. When you purchase your sex toys from them, you’re supporting Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains. That’s one big reason why I decided to start working with them. Plus they’re a sex positive, gender inclusive company.

You can always get 10% off your order at Vibrant with code: DIZZY, which means you can get the Marvelous Flicker for $44.99 and they offer free shipping on orders $50+ so, maybe add a bottle of water-based lube.

Vibrant provided the Marvelous Flicker in exchange for an unbiased review.

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To be honest, not a single one of the other designs in the California Exotic Novelties Mini Marvels line looked appealing to me¹ but that’s only because I’m a pretty good judge of what my clit likes. Then CalEx released the Marvelous Teaser and it sent my heart aflutter.

I haven’t often been able to say wonderful things about CalEx toys. Once, I was so mean that they decided they didn’t want my opinion anymore (but I really hated that thing). Then again, there was that one time they surprised me with what has become my favorite clit vibe – made by their luxury brand Jopen. So, they do know how to make a good vibrator. And with the Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser, they nailed it.

This isn’t just a vibe that’s eh… OK for under $50. The Teaser knocks my socks off for under $50. When I embarked on this project to find Sex Toys $50 and Under That Don’t Suck, I was most excited about trying to find those diamonds in the rough – those toys that shock the shit out of you because they’re so good for such a low price. That’s exactly what I found with the Marvelous Teaser.

The first time I used it, I had one of those orgasms where I’m glad no one was home. Although, I might have scared the cats. I lay there stunned by how good it was. I’d stop right there and declare the Marvelous Teaser a fabulous clit vibe but it also passed my personal test of giving me multiple orgasms in a sesh. Yes!

The Teaser has 3 levels of steady vibration. I’d love to have more but really, the low and medium settings are all I need for toe curling, involuntarily vocalizing orgasms. The high steady setting is a little too much for my clit but it’s not buzzy, which often happens at many vibrator’s high settings.

If you know me, you know I could cast patterns straight to hell but I know some folks enjoy them and the Marvelous Teaser has 7 of them in various rhythms of pulsation and escalation. I’m terrible at describing patterns so, you’ll just have to forgive me for not trying.

I do have to talk about the shape – the good and the… what were they thinking? The great part of the shape is how perfect it is for how my clit likes to be stimulated. That thin tip can nuzzle right up against the side of my clit and it honestly feels like it was custom-made just for me.

The head-scratcher is how CalEx designed the Marvelous Teaser to be held. They intended for you to hold it between your index and middle finger and I just have to say – NO. It feels awkward and how the hell are you supposed to control the buttons holding it that way?

This weird design thing isn’t a deal breaker though. I just hold it like a normal human being would with my thumb above the buttons. When I first saw the Teaser, it reminded me of the Leaf Life, probably just because of the shape and color. I’m not sure if they were trying to set it apart with that weird design.

Can we talk about the motor in this thing? Right out of the box, I turned it on and it really impressed me with the strength and rumble. I was talking about how impressive it is on Twitter and one of my followers agreed. They said it was so nice to be able to recommend something to their customers that’s under $50, with a strong motor that won’t crap out in under a year. It was validation for me that I judged this vibe correctly.

Like my other favorite little clit vibe, the Marvelous Teaser has it all at a surprisingly low price.
Silicone – check
Waterproof – check
Strong and rumbly – check
Rechargeable – check
Travel Lock² – check

It doesn’t come with a travel/storage pouch but I suppose I can forgive that. Caring for this vibe is as easy as any other waterproof, silicone vibrator. Antibacterial soap and water works just fine and water-based lube will keep that wonderful tip gliding along your clit nicely.

I rarely care about packaging enough to even mention it but because of this vibe’s price I feel like I have to touch on how substantial it is. It’s not some flimsy box with that cheap plastic mold inside. This feels like a durable box and I even kind of like the kitschy artwork.

The Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser is the kind of vibe that I daydream about using. Not many vibes do that to me. But I often find myself thinking, “I need to go rub one (or more) out with that thing.” This is definitely one of those fabulous bargains that you’re so excited that you found. I’m really happy to be able to recommend a vibrator that’s this awesome and this affordable. I told CalEx that I want to see more of this. I hope they listen.

Think $49 is an awesome price for a vibe like this? Try taking 10% off with code: DIZZY

PeepShow Toys provided the Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser in exchange for an unbiased review.

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After a couple of months on hiatus, I’m back for a review of the Lovehoney Desire Luxury Prostate Massager. In the past, I’ve reviewed several different brands of prostate massagers with each one having a different design or vibrator that piqued my curiosity. As I was looking through items to review, the Lovehoney Desire Prostate Massager screamed out at me that it wanted to be up my ass so, how could I resist?

As with all toys that are going to be inserted into the body, silicone is the only way to go. This prostate massager is constructed of silicone that is very smooth and seamless.

The dimensions are base diameter 4.75”, circumference 4”, insertible length 3.75”, overall length 4.6”. This is a very comfortable toy as far as size goes so, beginners are welcome.

The vibrator is internal to the massager which is very cool because all positions are possible without the controls getting in the way, unlike some others that have a bullet vibe sticking out ¼ inch or more. Whether you lie flat, on your side or, prefer sitting upright the Lovehoney Desire Prostate Massager accommodates it all. It has 8 modes of vibration and 12 speed settings but what truly separates this from the competition is the remote control.

It’s USB rechargeable and fully charges in 120 minutes. Lovehoney says the charge lasts for 60 minutes but I used it for 5 sessions and it was still rocking HARD. I finally did throw it on the charger just in case.

Armed with plenty of water-based lube, the first insertion was very easy and comfortable. The only thing that took some work was getting the right angle but that’s to be expected with any toy. This prostate massager fits snugly and the base design holds it firmly between the cheeks and against the perineum. This massager hit my prostate immediately. I hadn’t even gotten comfortable or started squeezing and pre-cum was already flowing. It felt like it was custom-made for my body.

The part that I was looking forward to most was the remote control. It was a joy to be able to lie back and switch to different patterns and intensities without getting lube all over the place. The remote is very user-friendly and the buttons are spaced out and big enough that navigation is a breeze.

I was blown away by not only the vibrations but their placement. This prostate massager has a vibrator in the insertible portion as well as the base. This is the game changer. Having my prostate, asshole, perineum and my balls stimulated from one toy was amazing! That’s right, I said it. Having those places stimulated feels amazing!

The low setting gives a smooth light rumble but on high, it is very intense and made me go numb after a few minutes. The different patterns have something for everybody. You can have both vibes on steady to alternating between the tip and base. The patterns are very difficult to describe but take my word for it, you will want to experiment with them all.

I found that the middle vibration settings are the best for me. I usually go for steady vibrations but the Desire Prostate Massager made me rethink this stand. My favorite is the mode that alternates from the tip to the base. The timing of squeezing and relaxing with this rhythm brought me the most pleasure.

When it comes to the noise level, I will say this massager is loud. If you’re trying to be discreet, crank the TV or radio.

As far as clean-up goes, you’ll spend more time cleaning the cum and lube off of yourself than the massager. Just use some antibacterial soap and water and you’re good. It is fully waterproof so, don’t be afraid to hold it under the facet. The remote on the other hand, is splash-proof only so, I recommend some antibacterial wipes.

A nice hard-sided case is included. It can be locked but lock not included.

This is hands down the BEST prostate toy that I’ve ever used. As the saying goes, “You get what you pay for.” and the Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Remote Control Prostate Massager¹ is exactly that.

It’s pricey compared to others but the quality of the toy makes it worth every cent. I felt as though my prostate play reached a peak and I would never be able to get those crazy, multiple hands-free orgasms but this massager has me feeling differently. I’ve used this toy about a dozen times before writing this review and I feel like I’m progressing towards the multiple prostate orgasms that many of us strive for.

Hey, dizzy here… I just wanted to chime in to say that I reviewed the Lovehoney Desire Clitoral Vibrator and thought it was pretty great. So, I think it’s safe to say that Lovehoney is doing things right with their luxury Desire line.

Want the Desire Prostate Massager, Desire Clitoral Vibrator or anything else from Lovehoney? Save 10% by entering code: DIZZY10 here.

Lovehoney provided the Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Remote Control Prostate Massager in exchange for an unbiased review.

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I recently declared that I was going on a mission to find Sex Toys Under $50 That Don’t Suck. To that end, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet was the first toy I requested to review. I saw a couple of positive reviews for it on PeepShow Toys‘ site by other reviewers I know so, I thought this vibe might have a good chance of not sucking.

And wow, does it not suck. I was kind of shocked the first time I turned it on. It’s got some good power behind it and it’s a pleasant, non-buzzy vibration. I also instantly fell in love with the silicone. I kinda wish everything was made of this silicone. It’s extremely soft and silky with almost no drag at all.

So, first impressions were very good but how did it feel on my clit? In a word – perfect. The lowest steady vibration setting is exactly what I need to have orgasms. It actually feels a lot like the Lust L2 that I never shut up about (also on the Sex Toys Under $50 That Don’t Suck list).

My clit seems to have changed and evolved over the years. When I started this blog, I had SSRI induced anorgasmia. Back then, it took pretty powerful vibration to get me off. Since then, I’ve found a medication that reverses the anorgasmia (for me) and now I don’t need such powerful vibration. So, the low steady vibration is all I need to have orgasms. The high steady setting is actually a bit too much for me but that power will be appreciated by some folks.

It even passed my personal test of giving me three orgasms in a sesh – the criterion needed to make me fall in love with a vibrator.

They call this vibe a bullet but it’s not going to fit into any toys that have a bullet cavity, like Tantus’ vibrating dildos. It’s a nice size for ease of grasping though. You can’t avoid feeling the vibration a lot in your fingers but I guess that’s to be expected given its strength and size.

The FemmFunn Ultra Bullet really exceeded my expectations but it’s not without a flaw. Well, this may only be a flaw to me, others might find it a feature. Patterns… ugh. I wish they would have just given this vibe steady vibration settings and maybe like more than three.

But if you like patterns, this vibe has 17 of them. I just hate it when I accidentally find myself in pattern land and have to press the button that many times to get back to where I want to be. I did discover that if you are on the high steady vibration setting and press and hold the button to turn it off, when you turn it back on, it’s on high (so it has memory) and if I press the button one more time, it goes back to low steady vibration. So, I’ve avoided the patterns most of the time.

Water-based lube is the best choice to use with this vibe. It’s also waterproof, which makes cleaning easy. And you can do that with soap and water or a toy cleaner. It’s rechargeable and while it’s doing that, it makes me feel like I’m at a rave.

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet ticks many of the boxes required for me to call it a great vibe at good price. I think the only thing missing is a travel lock but I can overlook that. It does comes with a pouch though and that’s kind of nice when you consider there are $200 sex toys that don’t.

PeepShow Toys sells the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet for $49 but right now, they’re offering a bundle that includes Sliquid lube and cleaner for $55. That’s a good deal but you can make it even better by using code: DIZZY for 10% off.

PeepShow Toys provided the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet in exchange for an unbiased review.

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I thought, well shit… I have one I don’t use and maybe it could really help this gal. See, she has hypertonic Pelvic Floor Dysfunction (which she talks about on my other blog) and it makes all manner of sexual endeavors a challenge for her but she thought that the Womanizer might allow her to have orgasms without the pain. So I said, “what the hell” and sent mine to her. The idea of  having her review it on my blog as part of #TeamAmazeballs was really an afterthought, but I’m glad that she agreed to do it. I think it’s interesting and important to get different perspectives.

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Photo by @AfterrDarkk

12 Rounds With A Womanizer

Soft, sleek and quiet, the Womanizer Pro W500 has been on my wish list since it first came to my attention. It’s advertised as a toy that “makes it possible to stimulate the clitoris without direct contact, thus avoiding over stimulation and hypersensitivity.” My pelvic floor is already overstimulated. It’s hypertonic, meaning there is no voluntary muscle relaxation. Orgasms are a thing of the past for me. It was my belief the Womanizer would be gentle enough, with its mild vibration and pulsating air, to bring me to orgasm. Keep reading to see the score card.

For starters, I have a tiny clitoris. Getting the silicone head to seat properly so the clitoris is inside the head is a challenge because there’s not a whole lot of peeking out going on. I had my hood pierced in 1998 to assist in orgasm. It helped me immeasurably.

It was a battle of epic proportions. The Womanizer was designed to give me an orgasm. I was hoping for plural events. My body is designed to orgasm. I have enjoyed many orgasms in my life. It’s something I really miss. My expectations were high. I trained for masturbation by going through a series of different preparations before use.

How do you prepare to masturbate? Don’t you just do it? Most people do. They feel like masturbating, go have a little fun, get off and clean up. I can’t approach this event with such a whimsical attitude. I really wish I could. I have to relax the pelvic floor beforehand. On a side note the best exercise for the pelvic floor is orgasm. That was my goal. Masturbation is an exercise? Count me in! Preparation can include a multitude of choices or a combination of many. A hot bath, a TENS unit, muscle relaxer, lidocaine gel inserted deep into my vagina near the cervix, or even a Valium glycerin suppository.

Round 1:  First Time Use

What I was expecting and what I received in return was rather odd. I started out on the lowest setting. The noise level is so soft I wasn’t sure it was even powered up. There was a very slight tingly sensation that was enjoyable. When I increased the speed to level 2, I started feeling extremely aroused. I stopped and started several times through this process. Arousal relaxes the pelvic floor as well.  I finally set the level on the third setting. I had an orgasm without a spasm, but I did ejaculate a small amount of fluid. This was a good start.

Round 2: Sudden Urge to Masturbate

I tried this thing called edging. Started at the lowest setting for 4 minutes and worked my way up to the third setting resting in between settings for 2 minutes. I even set a timer. On the third setting I had the same result, as the first go round; a small amount of ejaculate with no spasm. So I amped it up to the 4th setting and had a mini orgasm. A slight and very small twitch. I wasn’t over the top YES! I DID IT! It was more like an orgasm I wasn’t able to ride to the finish. Again there was some ejaculate. However, within 30 minutes I had to use my TENS unit to relax my pelvic floor because my ass hurt.

Round 3, 4 and 5:  Make It Happen

Because of my previous experiences with the fluid leakage, I used a catheter to make sure my bladder was empty. I wasn’t 100% confident it wasn’t urine. I can officially say it wasn’t. I felt the inability to follow through with the orgasm might be due to my fear of wetting myself during masturbation. I also have bladder issues. Additionally, I placed a large folded towel underneath my bottom to absorb any fluid. I was determined it was going to happen. I went three rounds in one session covering about 30 minutes.

Something happened. I went through all setting levels during this session. I leaked and rested. I squirted and rested. Then I gushed. There’s no other explanation for it. And Omigerd! I didn’t know that much fluid was even possible to release. Much to my disappointment, there was no spasm or twitch. I was going for a full-bodied orgasm where you can feel your pulse inside your vagina throbbing afterward. I didn’t make it this session, but I didn’t have any pain following this stellar experience.

Round 6, 7 and 8:  It Happens

I will admit to being somewhat fearful of going the forced orgasm route simply because of the resulting pain that can follow. But I was willing to take the chance. Going almost 100 days between orgasms is a bitch. Sexual frustration is part of my life. My body is still aroused. I still get wet. I still want to have wild monkey sex. I started out masturbating with the intention of increasing blood flow directly to my clitoris.

I went for broke this time. I took no resting breaks in between sessions. I didn’t relocate the Womanizer. I skipped starting out slow and went straight to the highest setting. Within 10 seconds, I gushed and rode it out. And gushed again. Then I had an epic orgasm. Full bodied in less than 5 minutes.  Tingles and throbs and twitching everywhere. The kind where my eyes rolled back in my head, my body perspired, my respiration and pulse increased. I was too physically drained to shout out my success but it left me with a smile on my face and no pain in my ass.

Round 9, 10 and 11:  Oops I did it again.

I repeated the exact same process to see if I could recreate the same results. I wanted another orgasm but without the gushing. Don’t get me wrong, it feels fantastic but that’s not a normal biological response for my body. I can count on one hand the times it has happened to me in my entire sexually active life. I received the same results. Gushing. Orgasm. Smile. No pain. Goal achieved.

Twelfth and Final Round

I tried several different positions during use as recommended on their website. I cannot use this thing without gushing. It’s not possible. However, the orgasm that follows is next world. There is the occasional pain in the ass that follows, but that’s my fault. During the last round I gave myself 3 orgasms. After the first orgasm, there was no more gushing. The Womanizer knocked me out with a combination of pulsating air and light vibration.

I can’t gush enough about the Womanizer Pro W500.

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I sincerely appreciate @AfterrDarkk reviewing the Womanizer Pro W500 for my blog. And I am so happy that it works for her. Even though it could give me orgasms, it brings me more pleasure to know that it does so for someone who struggles to have them.

You can buy your own Womanizer Pro W500 at PeepShow Toys, SheVibe, Lovehoney and GoodVibes.

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So here it goes, my first review so be kind I’m very sensitive. Not really so positive feedback is appreciated.

Start from the beginning. Packaging is pretty cool. Some drawings, designs, and enough eye catching material to make you read all sides. Instructions with pics make this super easy to use although it wouldn’t be hard to figure out minus a manual.

At first sight and feel, the Pulse II Duo isn’t your average stroker. It’s egg shaped with wings and ridges and not soft spongy material. It’s silicone and waterproof which makes the material safe and easy to clean. Definitely not crappy porous materials which is why the cost is a bit more than other sex toys. It is charged through a USB cable and seems to hold a charge for a long time. Haven’t ran it completely down but have gotten 3 sessions in before putting it back on the charger. Didn’t want to risk running dead during usage.

Since the material is silicone, you will want to use water-based lube. Going at it dry is rough and uncomfortable. The control buttons are on the sides – power on/off, vibration intensity and vibration pattern settings. With lube applied, navigating the different settings is a bit rough. My fingers would slip before being able to get the buttons to react. I’m not shy about using lube so this may have been just an issue for me.

The first time I used the Pulse II Duo I was very disappointed. Was excited to experience a no hands orgasm. I used the different settings and after a good ten minutes my dick was numb from excessive vibration. My first thought was, this isn’t worth the clean-up. Although clean-up was a breeze with some antibacterial soap.

I figured it wasn’t fair to base this off of one use and started to think about how my next try could be different. Started doing some research on how others used this product and how I could make the most of it. So, I decided that this would be the perfect toy to use with my Aneros Helix prostate massager. For the record, I was never able to achieve a no hands orgasm with that either.

After wearing the njoy Pfun Plug on and off for several weeks to get used to working the sphincter muscles I felt it was time for another try. Put in the Helix and kicked on some porn. Thirty minutes later and plenty of Helix squeezing I was ready for round two. I was plenty hard so the fit was a little snug but not uncomfortable. The wings held me in tight and the ridges and the vibrating circle hit in just the right places. I worked through the different patterns and vibration strengths to arrive on the steady high mode. I have to say it was a very intense orgasm that left the knees a little weak. Finally, a hands free orgasm that I’ve heard a lot about. That session had me feeling pretty relaxed and fatigued. After all, it was about 45 minutes.

I’ve used the Pulse II Duo with the Aneros Helix and by itself probably 10 times now and I’m sold. If you’re looking for a quick jerk-off session, this isn’t for you. This will take your masturbation sessions to a new level if you’re willing to take the time and enjoy.

I highly recommend this product. To get the full experience might take you a few sessions but well worth the time. Clean-up is a breeze, charging is simple. On the negative side, the vibration is LOUD. If you have thin walls beware. The button selection can be a little difficult if the lube is flowing. The Pulse II Duo is a product that I will continue to use on a regular basis!

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There is a Pulse II Solo and Pulse II Duo. The Duo has a remote control but honestly, neither I nor dizzyguy were interested in using it that way. So, if you don’t think you’ll use the remote you can save a few bucks and get the Solo.

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Dizzyguy thought it was important to show how a penis fits into the Pulse II Duo. I could have demonstrated using a dildo but he insisted that it must be realistic and modeled it himself. Honestly, I think he just likes the idea of strangers looking at his penis. So obviously this pic is NSFW but if you’re at work, you probably shouldn’t be on my blog anyway. But for those who would rather not see a graphic picture of that nature, I decided to link to it. So, don’t click on this link if you don’t want to see a dick pic.

Hot Octopuss provided the Pulse II Duo in exchange for an unbiased review.

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Even though wand type massagers aren’t my clit’s favorite kind of vibe, I found the Maia Zoe interesting because of the dual motors. There’s one in the head (of course) and there’s one in the handle. So, that’s kind of unique but not completely original because Cal Ex made one with dual motors first. There may be others but that’s the only other one I know of.

First, full disclosure: the first Zoe I received was defective. The charging cable’s pin did not fit into the charging port correctly. It was too loose and would not snap into place like you’d expect. The silicone around the port almost pushed it all the way back out. I could get it to intermittently work by forcefully pushing it in and jiggling it around. Clearly, something wasn’t right.

I contacted Maia and described the problem. They apologized and sent a replacement with no hassle. The new Zoe did not have the same problem. The charging pin for the new Zoe fit into place just right. When I compared the new and old charging cables, it seemed as though the pin on the old defective one was slightly shorter than the new one. So, that means, depending on how many defective ones are out there, you might end up with one. But I think Maia knows that they have an issue with the Zoe and they would probably replace it with no problem and I know PeepShow Toys will also take care of their customers.

Alright, technical difficulties aside, what did I think? When I first turned on the motor in the head I actually uttered the words, “holy shit”. I wasn’t expecting it to have that kind of power and rumble. I was fully prepared to tell you that it was buzzy and weak as fuck. But it’s nice that I can still be surprised.

Now, what about the motor in the handle? Well, let me tell you… it’s buzzier than a beehive being raided by a black bear¹. And it’s pretty weak to boot. I honestly don’t see the point in having the motor in the handle when it feels so underwhelming.

The two motors are independently controlled, which is good. You can also have one turned on while the other is off, which is also good. Both motors can be on at the same time, if you happen to find a way to use it like that.

The silicone is a nice powdery soft kind that produces little drag. They put this inexplicable area of plastic chrome on the backside of the wand. Not only does it look tacky but creates seams that didn’t need to exist.

The Zoe is waterproof and water-based lube is recommended. To my total surprise and disbelief, it comes with a storage pouch. That’s right, a lower priced brand can manage to do what luxury companies like Fun Factory can’t. It ain’t much but I thought it was a nice touch. Oh and, it’s USB rechargeable. Almost forgot to mention that.

Alright, so what did my picky-ass clit think of the Zoe? Well, obviously that buzzy-as-fuck handle end was getting nowhere near it but as for the strong, rumbly head? With the size of the head, it’s totally feasible that you could insert that end into your vag, if you felt so compelled. I did not. The Zoe was meant for my clit and only my clit.

And with a generous helping of some Good Clean Love lube, I began rubbing that rumbling head against my clit. It felt good but I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to orgasm, and then… it happened, twice. Granted, it didn’t happen as quickly as when I use something like my We-Vibe Touch but it did happen, despite the fact that the Zoe really isn’t my ideal kind of vibe. So, if it is the sort of vibe you prefer then it might just rock your socks… erm, I mean, give you good orgasms.

So, if you want to get the Maia Zoe, get it for the pleasantly strong and rumbly motor in the head and not because it has dual motors. The handle motor is just a waste really. Besides, if you even try to insert the handle end into your vag, which I assume is the intended purpose, you’re going to have the charging port and some of that tacky plastic chrome inside you. I’m guessing vag gunk in the charging port probably isn’t good and I don’t know about you but, I don’t want that plastic chrome crap in my vag.

The Maia Zoe is a decent mid-sized wand massager with a couple of flaws. I’m not really sure who I could recommend it to. I guess anyone who’s looking for something that size with some pretty decent strong rumbly vibes. But perhaps the fact that they put that crappy little buzzy vibe in the handle drives the cost up a bit. If that’s the case, you may be able to find a similar wand massager for less.

Also, I have to mention – I have no idea why they spelled “twisty” as “twistty” and it bugs the shit out of me.

As always, you can save 10% on your entire order at PeepShow Toys with discount code: DIZZY

PeepShow Toys provided the Maia Zoe Twistty Wand in exchange for an unbiased review.

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Tantus is the quintessential manufacturer of premium body-safe silicone dildos and butt plugs (and one of my favorite companies). Now, with the Rumble, they’ve entered the world of vibrators. It all started with a popular crowd-funding campaign, for which there was an outpouring of support. They wanted to create a vibe that could be used by anyone, regardless of gender or disability. I think Tantus succeeded in what they set out to accomplish with the Rumble.

First, a quick run-down of the pros and cons.

Pros

• Removable, washable silicone head
• Silicone head is not a lint magnet (pay no mind to the lint in my photo) and is silky soft
• Lightweight, ergonomic, easy to hold
• Simple controls
• Gender neutral colors
• Moderate power
• Rumbly at lowest intensity
• Great for broad stimulation
• Flexible head
• Rechargeable

Cons

• Broad head is not good for me. Interested to see future attachments. Need something more pinpoint and something insertable would be good.
• Not as powerful as a wand massager like the Magic Wand but it was never meant to be. Tantus wanted it to have levels of intensity that are suitable for a wide range of people.
• Vibration gets kind of buzzy at highest intensity
• Not waterproof or splash-proof

The Rumble isn’t the fanciest vibe I own but sometimes, simplicity is better. I often don’t need a lot of the bells and whistles that other vibes have. Just give me some good rumbly, steady, pinpoint vibration and I’m happy.

The controls are situated so that you aren’t likely to accidentally turn it off. If you click the (+) button too many times and end up in pattern land, a place I loathe to find myself, you can click the (-) button and get back to the steady vibration settings.

The shape is angled in a way that it’s not awkward to hold while reaching the places you want it.

I would really like to see at least a splash-proof version. I don’t want to use it in the bath, I just want to be able to easily clean the unit itself. For now, antibacterial wipes will have to do.

I definitely need to reevaluate the Rumble with attachments that are better suited for me. It’s not that I dislike the Rumble. I think it’s a quality vibrator with a thoughtful design. It would be perfect for those who enjoy broad stimulation but that rarely gets me off. Tantus does have plans for some additional attachments and it looks like at least one of them will be just what I need. Who knows, with a pinpoint-y attachment it might rock my world and I could be ranting and raving about the Rumble. For now though, all I can really say is that it’s well made and probably good for people with preferences that are different from my own.

Tantus provided the Rumble in exchange for an unbiased review.

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It took me a little while to warm up to the Iroha Midori but it eventually grew on me and I thought it was a pretty nice vibe. But this vibe? I loved it from the very first time I used it. This vibe and my clit are like soul mates. The Iroha+ Tori is just perfect for me in every way possible. When Tenga gave me my choice of their new Iroha+ vibes to review, I was instantly drawn to the Tori. That pointy tip looked exactly like the kind of thing my clit would adore and I was not disappointed. Can I also just say that I love the styling of this vibe. It’s cute but yet, in an elegant way – not in that cutesy-cute, “look my vibe is a dolphin” way.

The Tori abstractly reminds me of a small bird. And if I said the Midori was like a little pet then the Tori is even more so. I can’t stop myself from picking it up and squishing it. The Iroha and Iroha+ vibes are very unique in the way they feel. They have a squish like no other vibrator I’ve felt and a silicone surface that is powdery soft. It feels just amazing against your most delicate areas.

The Tori’s vibration is concentrated quite well into that pointy tip that I lust after so much. My clit really wants and needs more focused, pin-point stimulation. I don’t respond as well to broad vibes, like wand massagers. That exquisite little tip nestles down on the right side of my clit (mine’s a righty) and it gives it the exact kind of stimulation it needs. The tip has a lot of squish but it’s firm underneath. So if you want to apply some pressure it feels wonderful and doesn’t dampen the vibration.

The Japanese just do things in such completely different ways – from the shapes of these vibes to the colors, to the delightful signature squish and their little charging display cases. Apparently, they can even perform miracles… they’ve somehow created silicone that actually seems to repel lint. Other companies just don’t make vibes like this. When you get one in your hand you understand that you have something that’s not at all like the same ol’ thing.

Squish!

The vibration isn’t the rumbliest I’ve ever felt but it’s not so buzzy that my clit wants to run away screaming. The tone and intensity of the vibration work for me. It’s got some good power behind it for its size. I’m not sure it would satisfy a power queen but it’s by no means a wimpy vibe. Like, if you need the Hitachi Magic Wand to get off, this probably isn’t gonna be your thing. But that’s like comparing apples and oranges anyway.

The Tori fits in my hand in a way that feels logical. You can operate the two buttons with your thumb. There are 5 levels of steady vibration and 2 patterns (that I will never use). To my complete shock and awe, I reached orgasm twice, on level 2, the first time I used it. I think it’s all about that pointy, focused stimulation that my clit can’t get enough of.

This vibe is waterproof, which makes for easy cleaning with soap and water. I would probably only use water-based lube with this vibe, just to be safe.

The Iroha+ website says that the Tori’s tip is great for “insertable pleasure”. Yeah uhm… no. That would do absolutely nothing for me and would penetrate me less than an inch. I don’t know, maybe something got lost in translation.

I’m not sure what more I can say about the Iroha+ Tori other than… I love it! For me, it is perfect. It gives me the exact kind of stimulation I need to have orgasms with relative ease. I’ve amassed a pretty sizable collection of vibrators at this point and very few of them are ones that I want to keep going back to time and again. The We-Vibe Touch has always been one of my go-to vibes and I feel like I could rely on the Iroha+ Tori in the same way.

You can get the Iroha+ Tori at SheVibe and get free shipping on orders $75+

The Iroha+ Tori was provided by Tenga in exchange for an unbiased review.

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Cue up the sad -and I mean sorrowful- trombone. The We-Vibe Nova looked like no other dual stimulating vibe that I’d seen. It also looked like it could solve a lot of common problems with dual stimulators. I was all but certain that, with its unique design, it would romance my vulva like no other before it. And I was damn near devastated when it turned out to be totally incompatible with my anatomy.

What the hell is up with my vulva, anyway? Quirky damn thing doesn’t often get along with rabbit vibes. Actually, it’s not that uncommon that dual stimulators don’t fit people right, since our vulvae are all a bit different. I’ll probably always prefer using two separate toys for dual stim because then there’s not the fit problem and I can also move each toy around any way I want.

The design of the Nova appeared to remedy one common problem with rabbit vibes. The way the clit arm is constructed, it maintains constant contact with the clit. And that part does work. With most rabbit vibes, if you want to thrust then the clit arm is constantly coming off the clit. I don’t know about you but I can’t get off like that.

Unfortunately, the thing about the clit arm’s, constant contact design is that it puts an uncomfortable amount of pressure against my clit, especially when I inserted the shaft as deeply as I wanted to. Now, some folks adore pressure and this might turn out to be a bonus for them but clearly, my clit was having none of it.

The Nova’s clit arm also looked like it would solve another problem I find with most rabbit vibes – they usually don’t reach up high enough. I have yet to break out the tape measure but I’m convinced that there’s like a country mile between my clit and vagina. At least the part of my clit that likes to be stimulated must be sitting up really damn high… and the Nova couldn’t reach up to meet it.

So, it’s kind of hard for me to recommend a dual stimulator when it’s just so completely wrong for me but I think I’d still recommend the Nova. Despite our incompatibility, I do believe it’s a really cool vibe. It’s the kind of quality you’d expect from We-Vibe and the vibration is very nice, deep and rumbly in both the shaft and the clit arm.

I think if someone bought it, lucked out and it fit them, they’d be pretty happy with it. In fact, I know another reviewer for which the Nova made her want to sing. Luckily all the smart engineering that We-Vibe put into the Nova worked out perfectly for her. But buying a rabbit vibe is always a gamble. You just never know if it’s going to work until after you’ve tried it. And most of the time, that means you wasted your money.

I do appreciate all the features they built into the Nova. It’s waterproof, USB rechargeable through a sturdy magnetic connection and the silicone is silky soft with no real drag to speak of. I did have a little bit of difficulty finding the buttons with my thumb. They’re not very prominent and I often had to kind of pull it out of my vag and look down to find the button I wanted. It also would have been nice if We-Vibe had included the ability to control each motor independently. It has 9 patterns but you probably already know I don’t care about that… they just don’t do anything for me.

Another feature that the Nova has that’s pretty cool but useless for me is that it’s Bluetooth enabled and can be controlled via smart phone with the We-Connect app. It can be controlled remotely by smart phone or tablet in the same room or from across the country. I didn’t test this feature because I don’t have a smart phone so, I can’t say how well the app works. If it’s better than the OhMiBod BlueMotion app, which made me wanna throw things, then We-Vibe would be ahead of the game.

If you’re curious about measurements, We-Vibe kindly provided these diagrams.

There’s not much more I can say about the We-Vibe Nova. I think it’s a great vibe with an innovative design. It just didn’t work for me. And that’s fine, not every toy is going to be perfect for every body. So I don’t hold it against the Nova that it didn’t fit my vulva like a glove. I have to be honest, I was disappointed and had I spent my own money to buy the Nova and then found out that it wasn’t going to work for me… I’d probably be more than disappointed. But then that’s why I prefer and often suggest using two toys for dual stimulation.

However, if you have your heart set on getting a rabbit vibe and you’re willing to take the chance that it will fit you then I can say that the Nova is a solid, well-made vibe that’s successfully designed to maintain constant contact with the clit while thrusting – and that fixes one major problem that most rabbit vibes have. It’s obvious that a lot of thought went into the design of the Nova and that’s one of the many things I appreciate about We-Vibe, even when one of their toys aren’t perfect for me.

That said, they do make two of my favorite clit vibes, the Touch and Tango and I’m thrilled with their new asymmetrically shaped G-spot vibe, the Rave. I can’t wait to see what they come out with next and hopefully I get to try it because it is always a treat to have the chance to evaluate such high-quality products.

We-Vibe provided the Nova in exchange for an unbiased review.

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