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Review: Magic Wand Rechargeable

Review: Magic Wand Rechargeable

Back in 1973 a rather unassuming back massager became a cult classic when sex education pioneer, Betty (fucking) Dodson, started teaching women how to masturbate with it. It didn’t take long for the Hitachi Magic Wand to become famous as an uber powerful sex toy and it gave many women their first orgasms. In fact, dizzyguy bought me one years ago when I was suffering …Read more

Review: Eroscillator Top Deluxe

Review: Eroscillator Top Deluxe

Here it is, the one, the only, world-renowned pleaser of clits everywhere… the Eroscillator Top Deluxe! Yes, it really does deserve the ostentatious introduction. I know it looks like a giant electric toothbrush from 19751 and it’s easily the ugliest sex toy I own but I give not one fuck about how it looks. The extraordinary orgasms it gives me makes its looks totally insignificant. …Read more

Review: BMS Factory PalmPower

Review: BMS Factory PalmPower

Do you want the power that you get from Hitachi Magic Wand style massagers but hate the awkward size and weight, the noise and the unhygienic head? Well, maybe you’ve already heard me raving about this thing but I really do love it. The PalmPower is everything you wish your Magic Wand style massager could be. It’s smaller, lighter and quieter. It has a silicone …Read more

Review: Wahl Massager (with heat)

Review: Wahl Massager (with heat)

It looks kind of like a glue gun, sounds like a power tool and you’d never suspect that it’s a sex toy and that’s probably because it isn’t. The Wahl is a body massager that’s been defiled in much the same way as the legendary Hitachi Magic Wand. But the Wahl isn’t nearly as well known as the Hitachi and that’s really too bad because …Read more