dizzy

Middle age married woman in middle America; discovering the wonderful world of sex toys and blogging about it.

Nov 142017
 
Review: Fleshlight Turbo Thrust and Ignition

I just got blown by a Fleshlight! Fleshlight has allowed us to bang porn stars, freaks and helped to improve our stamina but now they claim they can get us blown. That’s quite a bold statement so, I am willing to put the Turbo Thrust and Ignition through the paces for you all to see just how much they feel like getting a blowjob. Fleshlight …Read more

Oct 022017
 
Review: Tenga Flex Silky and Rocky

Tenga is back again to take your masturbation to a new level. This time with a twist or, should I say a flex on their stroker series. I present to you, the Tenga Flex Silky and Rocky strokers. Both have a unique spiral ribbed outer casing with a vacuum hole that controls the amount of suction on the inner sleeve. The removable cap not only …Read more

Aug 192017
 
Happy Penis Fleshlight Turbo Giveaway

Well, it’s been awhile but I have a brand new shiny giveaway for you! This one’s all about the penis. Fleshlight was kind enough to send the Turbo Thrust and Ignition in both Blue Ice and Copper. So, dizzyguy is keeping the Blue Ice to review and I’m giving away the Copper. I would like to mention that while non-toxic and phthalate free, the material …Read more

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Aug 112017
 
Review: Tantus Prostate Play

Hello all, I’m back! With summer being here I’ve been spending a lot more time outside taking care of outdoor projects but realized it’s been awhile since I’ve taken care of indoor projects. So I’m diving in prostate first with the Tantus Prostate Play. There were two things that attracted me to this product. One is that it’s constructed of silicone and that will always …Read more

Apr 182017
 
Tantus Introduces the Vamp Super Soft

What’s old is new again, sort of. One of my favorite no-nonsense Tantus dildos is The Vamp. I believe I called it a workhorse of a dildo. By that I mean, it just works. There are no bells and whistles, no overly pronounced head, no g-spot curve (for folks who don’t like that) and it’s not uber realistic (for those who are squicked out over …Read more