Back in 1973 a rather unassuming back massager became a cult classic when sex education pioneer, Betty (fucking) Dodson, started teaching women how to masturbate with it. It didn’t take long for the Hitachi Magic Wand to become famous as an uber powerful sex toy and it gave many women their first orgasms. In fact, dizzyguy bought me one years ago when I was suffering …Read more
Here it is, the one, the only, world-renowned pleaser of clits everywhere… the Eroscillator Top Deluxe! Yes, it really does deserve the ostentatious introduction. I know it looks like a giant electric toothbrush from 1975[1. Did electric toothbrushes even exist back then?] and it’s easily the ugliest sex toy I own but I give not one fuck about how it looks. The extraordinary orgasms it …Read more
Do you want the power that you get from Hitachi Magic Wand style massagers but hate the awkward size and weight, the noise and the unhygienic head? Well, maybe you’ve already heard me raving about this thing but I really do love it. The PalmPower is everything you wish your Magic Wand style massager could be. It’s smaller, lighter and quieter. It has a silicone …Read more
The Wahl Massager is no longer available at any of my affiliated retailers. In fact, Wahl really doesn’t want their massager sold or used as a sex toy. Shame. It’s so good at being one. It looks kind of like a glue gun, sounds like a power tool and you’d never suspect that it’s a sex toy and that’s probably because it isn’t. The Wahl …Read more