Here it is, the one, the only, world-renowned pleaser of clits everywhere… the Eroscillator Top Deluxe! Yes, it really does deserve the ostentatious introduction. I know it looks like a giant electric toothbrush from 1975[1. Did electric toothbrushes even exist back then?] and it’s easily the ugliest sex toy I own but I give not one fuck about how it looks. The extraordinary orgasms it …Read more
