Reviews

All of my sex toy reviews, starting with the newest.
Review: Idée du Désir Structured Orchid

Review: Idée du Désir Structured Orchid

This gorgeous, one of a kind dildo came to me all the way from France, with love. It’s really more than just a dildo though – more like a sensual erotic sculpture. It’s the meticulously handcrafted work of the Artist behind Idée du Désir (translated: Idea of Desire). Unquestionably, it is beautiful but it’s so much more than that. The Structured Orchid, as it’s called, …Read more

Review: BMS Factory Swan Wand

Review: BMS Factory Swan Wand

Update 10/20/14: This product still hasn’t been released because the name of it will be changing to Swan Wand.  So, packaging and such needs to be redesigned.  It will be available in North America and is expected to be launched in February.  So forget “PalmPower Recharge” (because they’re going to use that name for something else) and look out for the Swan Wand.  This is …Read more

Review: Jimmyjane Form 4

Review: Jimmyjane Form 4

Part of me didn’t want to like the Jimmyjane Form 4. Let’s face it, they can be kind of pretentious, with their 4 hour flight on a private jet for $35,000 and the battery operated vibrator made of platinum and encrusted with diamonds for a mere $3,500.  But despite the fact that I was already somewhat biased against the company, I could not help myself …Read more

Review: Mambe Waterproof Blanket

Review: Mambe Waterproof Blanket

Looking for a cheaper alternative to the Liberator Throe? I found it. If you need to protect your bed from messy sexy activities, Mambe’s waterproof blankets will do it and cost you less than a Liberator Throe. Don’t get me wrong, I love my Throe but I’ve heard time and time again that they’re just too expensive for a lot of people[1. Some people were …Read more

Review: Tantus Curve

Review: Tantus Curve

Looking for a great thrusting dildo? I think I might have one for you. The Tantus Curve makes me want to thrust with reckless abandon. The finish makes it glide more easily than some other Tantus toys I’ve tried and I think the size and shape are pretty much perfect, though it may not be large enough for some. The reasonable girth and tapered head …Read more