Stop! Drop the jelly dildo and back away slowly. I have something better for your body, that costs about the same as that toxic piece of shit. I happily present to you, the Funkit Toys NoFrillDo B (or R or G). The aptly named NoFrillDo is exactly what it sounds like – a no frills dildo. The shapes are simple and the fast curing platinum …Read more
I recently declared that I was going on a mission to find Sex Toys Under $50 That Don’t Suck™. To that end, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet was the first toy I requested to review. I saw a couple of positive reviews for it on PeepShow Toys‘ site by other reviewers I know so, I thought this vibe might have a good chance of not sucking. …Read more
Look! It’s like a Swan Wand only smaller. Why would they make a miniature version of the undeniable powerhouse that is the Swan Wand? I’m not entirely sure but really… why not? The The Mini Swan Wand is a perfect little replica of one of my favorite vibes. However, the shape and color is pretty much where the similarities stop. It does have a nice …Read more
I’m trying to find y’all some more affordable sex toys. So, I requested the CalEx Silhouette S12 because it looked interesting and had some nice features. Not that $42 is chump change but in the world of rechargeable silicone vibrators, it’s relatively inexpensive. Can you get cheaper sex toys? Absolutely. But as you go down in cost, you encounter more of the materials that I …Read more
Nope, it’s not your imagination. I’m actually writing a new review. I didn’t know if I would ever be inspired enough to come out of retirement but then… there it was – the sex toy that might end my hiatus. When I first saw it, my pulse quickened. I knew right away that there was a pretty good chance that I’d love it. And that’s …Read more