Reviews

All of my sex toy reviews, starting with the newest.
Review: Je Joue MiMi

Review: Je Joue MiMi

I know, I know… I sound like a broken record but I love the Je Joue Uma. When I got the Uma, all I could think about was having two of them so I could use them both for dual stimulation. But since I’d already reviewed the Uma, I figured I should try something new so, the next logical step seemed to be getting the …Read more

Review: Je Joue G-Kii

Review: Je Joue G-Kii

Dear Je Joue, I don’t know how you do it but it seems like you make vibrators meant just for me. I fell instantly in love with the Uma and it’s one of the few sex toys that made me wish I had another one just like it. Why in the world would I want 2 of the same vibrator? As a backup, maybe? Well, …Read more

Review: Jopen Vanity Vr 5.5

Review: Jopen Vanity Vr 5.5

They said it couldn’t be done. There wasn’t a company anywhere that could design a dual stimulating vibrator (rabbit vibe) that would fit my freakishly proportioned vulva[1. This is a joke. Vulvae are never freakish, even mine.]. I had come to accept my fate… that I would never know the joy of single handedly stimulating my G-spot and clit at the same time. And then, …Read more

Review: Pink Water, Pink Silicone, Gun Oil H20, Gun Oil Silicone

Review: Pink Water, Pink Silicone, Gun Oil H20, Gun Oil Silicone

Before I started reviewing, we were pretty well hooked on one brand of silicone-based lube. We never felt the need to explore other options because we were totally satisfied with our favorite. But with silicone sex toys, came the need for water-based lube and with reviewing came opportunities to try new brands of all kinds of lube. So far, I’ve tried some pretty good ones …Read more

Review: CalEx Mix It Up

Review: CalEx Mix It Up

Participating in CalExotics’ Sexpert program, I am eligible to get a new sex toy to review every month, as long as I get them done on time, which I haven’t been great at lately. You get to make a wish-list but there’s no guarantee that you will receive anything on it. I haven’t so far. So, it’s very likely that something totally random will show …Read more