This review is NSFW So, I’ve had the opportunity to try something ridiculous. Some might think it’s cutesy but I just think it’s dumb. It’s a vibrator shaped like a cupcake. Not only is the concept silly but it really does suck at being a vibrator. What good is it? I don’t know. Maybe there’s a market out there for silicone cupcakes that feebly try …Read more
The Fun Factory Delight confuses my vagina/vulva/clitoris. They don’t quite know what to make of it and frankly, neither do I. Fun Factory calls the Delight, “the Rolls Royce of vibrators”. Based on that analogy, I imagine trying to drive a Rolls is a bewildering experience that leaves you wondering: what’s it all for? I don’t get it. I really don’t. Is it supposed to …Read more
The Iroha Midori is more like a pet than a sex toy. A soft, squishy, vibrating, darling little pet. I love this damn little thing but probably for all the wrong reasons. It makes me smile every time I look at it and delights me when I stroke and pinch it. I kind of wish it made a cute little squeaky noise when I squeeze …Read more
“There’s just no way that can work,” dizzyguy said incredulously as he held it, looking puzzled. “No, really,” I said, “I wear it and you put your penis in there along with it.” He looked at me like I’d lost my mind. “We’ll just have to try it… for science. OK?” He was skeptical but always willing to try something new in the bedroom, he …Read more
The Key Ceres G Massager surprised me, in a good way. It’s not something that really caught my attention before but I was offered the opportunity to review it and since Key makes one of my favorite sex toys (the Key Comet Wand), I figured it was worth a try. I wasn’t expecting much but it kind of impressed me once I used it. Key …Read more