Reviews

All of my sex toy reviews, starting with the newest.
Review: Exotic-Erotics Hippocampus

Review: Exotic-Erotics Hippocampus

I was lying in bed the other night staring at the ceiling, unable to sleep and I was thinking… That Elephant Trunk dildo was pretty cool but what I really want is to masturbate with a dildo shaped like the penis of a mythical creature found in Phoenician and Greek mythology, that is often depicted as the front half of a horse with scaly fish-like …Read more

Review: LELO Liv 2

Review: LELO Liv 2

LELO isn’t a company that I promote anymore. I encourage you to read this before purchasing their products. If you’ve read my recent review of the LELO GIGI 2 then you know how much I really like that vibrator. Now that I’ve had the chance to take the Liv 2 for a test drive, I’m thinking I like it more. The Liv 2 is another …Read more

Review: Tantus Duke

Review: Tantus Duke

The Tantus Duke vibrating dildo (some call it a vibrator but it’s really a dildo with the option to vibrate) is the largest I’ve tried so far and it’s definitely pushing the limit of how much girth my vagina will accept. Honestly, I was a little apprehensive to try it because of its size but I just couldn’t stop thinking about it and I finally …Read more

Review: Key by Jopen Pyxis

Review: Key by Jopen Pyxis

I won’t beat around the bush on this one. The Key Pyxis is a weak buzzy little thing. That’s really all there is to it. It’s got to be the buzziest vibrator I’ve tried so far. It’s probably a good thing that it is so weak because the vibration feels kind of prickly on my clit. It would likely be downright painful if it had …Read more

Review: Matthew Healy's Twisted Rainbow Curved Dildo

Review: Matthew Healy’s Twisted Rainbow Curved Dildo

Did you know that you can find sex toys on Etsy?  That’s where I found this beautiful psychedelic handmade glass dildo. It looks like something I might have picked up at a Dead show, except I never saw sex toys for sale at the shows… but maybe there should have been. This stunning one of kind G spot dildo was lovingly handcrafted by glass artist, …Read more