Reviews

All of my sex toy reviews, starting with the newest.
Review: Tantus Alan

Review: Tantus Alan

Meet Alan, he’s related to Gary and he’s a pretty nice guy. There was quite the negative outpouring when Tantus released these dual density O2 toys. A lot of people just did not like the names. They said that toys shouldn’t be named after people or, they just didn’t like those particular names. It’s not like Tantus doesn’t’ already have other toys with the names …Read more

Review: NobEssence Fling

Review: NobEssence Fling

Wooden dildos are nothing to fear. When crafted with love there are no splinters here. OK, was that cheesy? Sorry, had to do it. I do need to clarify that properly finished wooden dildos are nothing to fear. There’s some pretty scary shit being sold on Etsy. Then again, there are some very talented artists who are doing things the right way too. You just …Read more

Review: Fun Factory Miss Bi

Review: Fun Factory Miss Bi

It’s a Christmas miracle – a rabbit vibe that actually works for me. And that’s no small feat. Rabbit vibes or, dual stimulators, often don’t fit me right. The clitoral stimulator usually sits too low on most rabbit vibes I’ve tried. This would lead me to believe that I might have a little longer than average distance between my vagina and clit, though I have …Read more

Review: Lovehoney Desire Clitoral Vibrator

Review: Lovehoney Desire Clitoral Vibrator

Lovehoney gets it right with its new luxury line, Desire. Well, I can really only say that they’ve done the Desire Clitoral Vibe right since that’s the only one I’ve tested so far. But as far as that goes, it’s a nice little clit vibe. I like it. It has all the features I want in a clit vibe. There really isn’t much I would …Read more

Review: OhMiBod BlueMotion Nex 2

Review: OhMiBod BlueMotion Nex 2

The OhMiBod Cuddle has gone all high-tech, changed colors and is now being called the Nex 2.  It is basically, the same exact thing as the Cuddle which, as far as I’m concerned, is the best of OhMiBod’s Lovelife line. What kind of bells and whistles did they add to justify that inflated price tag? You can control the Nex 2 remotely via Bluetooth from …Read more