I know, I know… I sound like a broken record but I love the Je Joue Uma. When I got the Uma, all I could think about was having two of them so I could use them both for dual stimulation. But since I’d already reviewed the Uma, I figured I should try something new so, the next logical step seemed to be getting the …Read more
Vibrators
Review: Je Joue G-Kii
Dear Je Joue, I don’t know how you do it but it seems like you make vibrators meant just for me. I fell instantly in love with the Uma and it’s one of the few sex toys that made me wish I had another one just like it. Why in the world would I want 2 of the same vibrator? As a backup, maybe? Well, …Read more
Review: Jopen Vanity Vr 5.5
They said it couldn’t be done. There wasn’t a company anywhere that could design a dual stimulating vibrator (rabbit vibe) that would fit my freakishly proportioned vulva[1. This is a joke. Vulvae are never freakish, even mine.]. I had come to accept my fate… that I would never know the joy of single handedly stimulating my G-spot and clit at the same time. And then, …Read more
Review: CalEx Mix It Up
Participating in CalExotics’ Sexpert program, I am eligible to get a new sex toy to review every month, as long as I get them done on time, which I haven’t been great at lately. You get to make a wish-list but there’s no guarantee that you will receive anything on it. I haven’t so far. So, it’s very likely that something totally random will show …Read more
Review: Leaf Life
Dizzyguy took one look at it and proclaimed, “It looks like a leaf.” “Yep, I think that’s what they were aiming for.” The Leaf Life is a nice little clit vibe. It’s sort of a happy medium of everything. Not too big, not too small… not too weak, not too powerful (if there was such a thing). It’s a quiet, unassuming vibrator that definitely gets …Read more