Is it an angry donkey or a demented rabbit? Hideous or adorable? Perhaps, hideously adorable? Whatever it is, the NS Novelties Muse is one strange looking sex toy. It reminds me of the Weebles I played with when I was a kid. Remember those… they don’t fall down? …Read more
LELO isn’t a company that I promote anymore. I encourage you to read this before purchasing their products. “I want my Salsa.” That’s what I kept repeating in my head as I used the LELO Mia 2 for the first time. I actually longed for it… yearned for it but I was determined to finish the session with the Mia 2 and eventually, I did …Read more
The Lovelife Smile from OhMiBod didn’t even manage to make me grin. No, not even a smirk. Instead, my brow furrowed from the annoyance of another weak and buzzy clitoral vibrator. This is one of three vibrators I’ve tried from the Lovelife line and I like it the least but that’s putting it mildly. I really don’t like it much at all. I think it’s …Read more
The curse of the high and mighty clitoris strikes again. It sits up there all smug, looking down its nose at any dual stimulator (rabbit vibe) that comes near; just daring it to try to reach up and touch it. Poor Princess Marie Bonaparte, I feel your pain but I’ll begrudgingly keep my clit right where it is, even if it means that dual …Read more
The original (non-vibrating) Key Comet Wand is one of my absolute favorite dildos. I was 38 years old and found my G-spot for the first time in my life with the Key Comet and the blended orgasms I can get with it completely blow my mind. It really is one of those sex toys that I can’t recommend enough. So, why haven’t I reviewed it …Read more