The Iroha Midori is more like a pet than a sex toy. A soft, squishy, vibrating, darling little pet. I love this damn little thing but probably for all the wrong reasons. It makes me smile every time I look at it and delights me when I stroke and pinch it. I kind of wish it made a cute little squeaky noise when I squeeze …Read more
“There’s just no way that can work,” dizzyguy said incredulously as he held it, looking puzzled. “No, really,” I said, “I wear it and you put your penis in there along with it.” He looked at me like I’d lost my mind. “We’ll just have to try it… for science. OK?” He was skeptical but always willing to try something new in the bedroom, he …Read more
The Key Ceres G Massager surprised me, in a good way. It’s not something that really caught my attention before but I was offered the opportunity to review it and since Key makes one of my favorite sex toys (the Key Comet Wand), I figured it was worth a try. I wasn’t expecting much but it kind of impressed me once I used it. Key …Read more
I think I’m becoming a sex toy snob. I sort of already was from the get go in terms of only selecting toys made of the highest quality, body safe materials (if that qualifies me as a snob). But now, it seems like it’s getting harder to impress me… and I haven’t been doing this reviewing thing very long. So, it makes it a little …Read more
The Minna Life Ola definitely wins the award for most innovative vibrator. This thing is just down right cool. It’s like a drum machine for your vagina. I love sitting around playing with it and masturbating with it is pretty awesome too. If you get bored with the patterns on other vibrators you have to try the Ola. You’re only limited by your imagination. So, …Read more