I was an aspiring rock hound when I was young. Actually, I’ve always been fascinated by the natural world in general. I remember digging up rocks and being enchanted by the fish scale and sea shell fossils. It boggled my little mind that where I sat, was once under water. Later, as a teen, I went through a phase where I believed in the metaphysical …Read more
It just seems like I can never get enough wood in my vagina (euphemism only partially intended). I now have three dildos from NobEssence and I adore each and every one of them. It would be really difficult for me to rank them, I’m not sure I can pick a favorite. My newest one is the Allure and it’s a G-spot’s best friend. I can’t …Read more
Wooden dildos are nothing to fear. When crafted with love there are no splinters here. OK, was that cheesy? Sorry, had to do it. I do need to clarify that properly finished wooden dildos are nothing to fear. There’s some pretty scary shit being sold on Etsy. Then again, there are some very talented artists who are doing things the right way too. You just …Read more
Much like its royal counterpart The Duke, Tantus’ The Duchess barges its way into my vagina like it owns the place. And once inside, it completely fills the room with its presence. The Duchess dominates my vagina and knows it. It’s a bit of a challenge to get The Duchess into my vagina, especially when I haven’t warmed up with something smaller first. Once in …Read more
** Sadly, Fucking Sculptures has gone out of business and their toys are no longer available ** I’ve agonized over writing this review. I coveted a Fucking Sculptures dildo for so long and when they finally agreed to send me one for review, I was ecstatic. I asked if I could review the G-Spoon because it looks like it would really work for me …Read more