If I could sigh and snore at the same time, that’s what I’d be doing when I use the B Swish Bgood Deluxe Curve. I’d sigh because I’m so entirely indifferent about it and I’d snore because I’m totally bored. I can’t even say I was disappointed with this vibrator because I didn’t have high expectations to begin with. But I also didn’t automatically assume …Read more
Silicone
Silicone is the best choice if you’re looking for sex toys made of a softer material but is still nonporous and body safe. It is hypoallergenic and free of phthalates. Silicone sex toys can be washed with antibacterial soap and water or sanitized by bathing in a 10% bleach solution or boiling for a few minutes (if the sex toy is made entirely of silicone). Never boil a vibrator. Water based lube is usually recommended because some silicone based lube can damage some silicone toys.
Review: Pipedream Le Reve Sweetie Butterfly
Something about the Le Reve Sweetie Butterfly was oddly familiar. I had this vague sense of déjà vu. My vagina knew something was up. It had been here before. Then it dawned on me that I’d reviewed another vibrator by a different manufacturer that was suspiciously similar to this one. I went to the drawer relegated to toys I never use and there it was …Read more
Review: Shiri Zinn Cupcake Vibrator
This review is NSFW So, I’ve had the opportunity to try something ridiculous. Some might think it’s cutesy but I just think it’s dumb. It’s a vibrator shaped like a cupcake. Not only is the concept silly but it really does suck at being a vibrator. What good is it? I don’t know. Maybe there’s a market out there for silicone cupcakes that feebly try …Read more
Review: Fun Factory Delight
The Fun Factory Delight confuses my vagina/vulva/clitoris. They don’t quite know what to make of it and frankly, neither do I. Fun Factory calls the Delight, “the Rolls Royce of vibrators”. Based on that analogy, I imagine trying to drive a Rolls is a bewildering experience that leaves you wondering: what’s it all for? I don’t get it. I really don’t. Is it supposed to …Read more
Review: Iroha Midori by Tenga
The Iroha Midori is more like a pet than a sex toy. A soft, squishy, vibrating, darling little pet. I love this damn little thing but probably for all the wrong reasons. It makes me smile every time I look at it and delights me when I stroke and pinch it. I kind of wish it made a cute little squeaky noise when I squeeze …Read more