I don’t think I’ve ever been able to say that I LOVE a California Exotic Novelties toy but here we are. The Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker earned my adoration the very first time I used it. It delivered orgasms so good that I had an asthma attack (no this isn’t something I strive for, it just happened). When I was looking at the Mini Marvels …Read more
To be honest, not a single one of the other designs in the California Exotic Novelties Mini Marvels line looked appealing to me1 but that’s only because I’m a pretty good judge of what my clit likes. Then CalEx released the Marvelous Teaser and it sent my heart aflutter. I haven’t often been able to say wonderful things about CalEx toys. Once, I was so …Read more
I wanted to review the Blush Novelties Gaia Eco Biodegradable Recyclable Vibrator for a few reasons. First, it’s (way) under $50. It’s that classic vibrator design. And it’s made of starch-based bioplastic. What the hell is starch-based bioplastic? Uhm, I’m not really sure. But what I do know, because I asked a Blush rep, is that it’s as nonporous and nontoxic as ABS plastic. And …Read more
Stop! Drop the jelly dildo and back away slowly. I have something better for your body, that costs about the same as that toxic piece of shit. I happily present to you, the Funkit Toys NoFrillDo B (or R or G). The aptly named NoFrillDo is exactly what it sounds like – a no frills dildo. The shapes are simple and the fast curing platinum …Read more
I recently declared that I was going on a mission to find Sex Toys Under $50 That Don’t Suck™. To that end, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet was the first toy I requested to review. I saw a couple of positive reviews for it on PeepShow Toys‘ site by other reviewers I know so, I thought this vibe might have a good chance of not sucking. …Read more