Reviews

All of my sex toy reviews, starting with the newest.
Review: The Mini Swan Wand

Review: The Mini Swan Wand

Look! It’s like a Swan Wand only smaller. Why would they make a miniature version of the undeniable powerhouse that is the Swan Wand? I’m not entirely sure but really… why not? The The Mini Swan Wand is a perfect little replica of one of my favorite vibes. However, the shape and color is pretty much where the similarities stop. It does have a nice …Read more

Review: CalEx Silhouette S12

Review: CalEx Silhouette S12

I’m trying to find y’all some more affordable sex toys. So, I requested the CalEx Silhouette S12 because it looked interesting and had some nice features. Not that $42 is chump change but in the world of rechargeable silicone vibrators, it’s relatively inexpensive. Can you get cheaper sex toys? Absolutely. But as you go down in cost, you encounter more of the materials that I …Read more

Review: Fun Factory Stronic G

Review: Fun Factory Stronic G

Nope, it’s not your imagination. I’m actually writing a new review. I didn’t know if I would ever be inspired enough to come out of retirement but then… there it was – the sex toy that might end my hiatus. When I first saw it, my pulse quickened. I knew right away that there was a pretty good chance that I’d love it. And that’s …Read more

Review: Fleshlight Turbo Thrust and Ignition

Review: Fleshlight Turbo Thrust and Ignition

I just got blown by a Fleshlight! Fleshlight has allowed us to bang porn stars, freaks and helped to improve our stamina but now they claim they can get us blown. That’s quite a bold statement so, I am willing to put the Turbo Thrust and Ignition through the paces for you all to see just how much they feel like getting a blowjob. Fleshlight …Read more

Review: Tenga Flex Silky and Rocky

Review: Tenga Flex Silky and Rocky

Tenga is back again to take your masturbation to a new level. This time with a twist or, should I say a flex on their stroker series. I present to you, the Tenga Flex Silky and Rocky strokers. Both have a unique spiral ribbed outer casing with a vacuum hole that controls the amount of suction on the inner sleeve. The removable cap not only …Read more