TMI Tuesday: Would you rather…

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are about important choices we have to make in life, and writing your own TMI questions. Join me in playing . . .

(WYR part 1 was here)

1. Would you rather be smart or awesome? Why?
Smart because being smart is awesome.

2. Would you rather french kiss a cat or pleasure a frog?

Pleasure a frog. I figure you can use a finger for that.

3. Would you rather live the rest of your life with Darth Vader’s voice or Alvin the Chipmunk’s voice?
Darth Vader’s voice. I’d sound really cool and intimidating.

4. Would you rather sail the Caribbean on a week long FREE cruise with the ship’s crew and 20 five-year-old children or shovel coal in a coal mine for a month?
Shovel coal. Coal is quiet.

5. Would you rather make an obscene phone call to your mother once a week or get a text message from your father every time he’s horny? Why?
Obscene phone call to my mother. I could just block her number, call and yell a bunch of obscenities and hang up.

6. Would you rather have dinner with all your exes at once or with five guys on death row having their last meal?
I’d hang out with the death row bunch.

Bonus: Write one unique question for possible use in a future TMI Tuesday, and submit it as your bonus answer for this week.
Do you regret any sexual experiences and if so what are they?