Need Valentine’s Day ideas? I got ’em!

The hugely annoying over-commercialized day that so many love to hate is coming – Valentine’s Day. What should you get that special someone? Well, chocolates and flowers are pretty standard fare but what if they’re the more adventurous type? What if a new sex toy would quicken their pulse more than a bunch of flowers and pink heart covered crap?

First of all, make sure your partner has an interest in sex toys. I can’t think of anything more shocking than opening a gift and seeing a vibrator inside when it’s something that I’ve never even expressed an interest in before.

If you’re unsure, you can always go with some tamer sexy accessories like:

• Massage Oil
• Massage Candles
• Body Paint and Powder
• Lingerie

But if you know they’d love to receive a sex toy then I have some suggestions. Get an idea of what they’re looking for – clit vibe, G-spotting dildo, anal toy. If they already have a favorite toy but it’s made of jelly or TPR then consider replacing it with a similar toy made of body-safe materials.

And of course, if you’re flying solo this Valentine’s Day then many of my suggestions would be a great way to treat yourself.

You want my specific recommendations to help you find the good toys and where to buy ’em? I can do that.

First, clit vibes:
Actually most vibrators made for insertion can also be used on the clit but here I’m talking about the small vibes that are meant for stimulating the clit.

• Jopen Lust L2 – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys
• We-Vibe Tango – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Filthy Dirty, Lovehoney, Vibrant
• We-Vibe Touch – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Filthy Dirty, Lovehoney, Vibrant
• LELO SIRI 2 – Get it at: SheVibe, Filthy Dirty, Lovehoney

How about G-spotting vibrators?

• Lovelife Cuddle – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Lovehoney
• Key Comet 2 – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Filthy Dirty
• Je Joue Uma – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Filthy Dirty, Lovehoney
• LELO MONA 2 – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Filthy Dirty
• Swan Wand – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Lovehoney

Due to variances in anatomy, it’s difficult to recommend a dual stimulator or, rabbit vibe but these are a couple that I like:

• Fun Factory Miss Bi – Get it at: SheVibe, Good Vibes, Fun Factory
• Jopen Lust L17 – Get it at: SheVibe

Maybe they’re interested in a Wand massager?

• Magic Wand Rechargeable – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Filthy Dirty, Lovehoney, Vibrant
• Doxy Wand* – Get it at: SheVibe, Lovehoney
• And if you’re going to get one of those wand massagers then I highly recommend the Vixen Gee Whizzard attachment. – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys

How about a non-vibrating insertable – like a G-spotting dildo?

• Njoy Pure Wand* – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Lovehoney, Vibrant
• Nobessence Seduction – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys
• LELO ELLA – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Filthy Dirty
• Tantus Duchess – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Tantus

They don’t like much G-spot stimulation?

• Tantus Gary* – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Tantus
• Tantus Alan* – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Tantus
• Tantus The Vamp – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Tantus, Filthy Dirty, Vibrant
• Tantus Uncut #2 – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Tantus, Vibrant
• VixSkin Mustang – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Lovehoney
• VixSkin Buck – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes

How about an anal toy?

• Njoy Pure Plug – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Lovehoney, Vibrant
• Tantus Neo* – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Tantus, Filthy Dirty
• DJ Mood Naughty* – Get it at: SheVibe

Then there are toys that are in a category all their own:

• Fun Factory Stronic Eins – Get it at: SheVibe, Good Vibes, Fun Factory, Lovehoney, PeepShow Toys, Vibrant
• Fun Factory Stronic G* – Get it at: SheVibe, Good Vibes, PeepShow Toys, Fun Factory, Lovehoney, Betty’s Toy Box
• Eroscillator Top Deluxe – Get it at: SheVibe

Don’t forget the lube. Your partner’s experience with any toy, and with you for that matter, will be greatly enhanced with some lube.

• Sliquid Organics Natural Gel – Get it at: PeepShow Toys, Sliquid, Filthy Dirty, Lovehoney
• Sliquid Swirl Flavored Lubes – Get them at: SheVibe, Sliquid
• Good Clean Love Almost Naked – Get it at: SheVibe, Good Vibes
• Pleasure Works Please Cream – Get it at: Good Vibes
• Wet Platinum* – Get it at: SheVibe

If you want to save your beloved from having to wash the sheets after sexy time activities then I highly recommend the Liberator Throe* – Get it at: SheVibe, Good Vibes

Speaking of Liberator, if you want to switch up positions, I can’t recommend the Wedge* enough. Dizzyguy and I use it all the time – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Vibrant

If none of these suggestions help and you still can’t decide, you can never go wrong with a gift card. Then your significant other can choose whatever tickles their fancy.
You can get them from: SheVibe, Good Vibes, Tantus, Lovehoney, PeepShow Toys, Vibrant

While I am not properly equipped to personally vouch for penis or prostate toys, these are some that dizzyguy has ejoyed.

• Pulse II Duo – Get it at: Shevibe, Filthy Dirty, Vibrant
• Tenga Masturbation Sleeves, Cups, Eggs and Flip Holes – Get ’em at: SheVibe, Good Vibes, Lovehoney
• Fleshlight STU* – Get it at: Fleshlight, SheVibe
• Liberator On a Mission Fleshlight Mount – Get it at: PeepShow Toys, SheVibe
• njoy Pfun – Get it at: PeepShow Toys, SheVibe, Good Vibes, Vibrant
• Aneros Vice – Get it at: PeepShow Toys, SheVibe, Good Vibes
• Tantus Prostate Play – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Tantus
• Fleshlight Turbo Thrust and Ignition – Get it at: Fleshlight, GoodVibes, Fleshlight

Don’t forget that you can get exclusive discounts at some of my affiliated retailers:

• 10% off at PeepShow Toys with code: DIZZY – Free shipping on orders $70+
• 15% off at Filthy Dirty with code: TMG15 – Free shipping on orders $75+
• 10% off at Sliquid with code: DIZZY – Free shipping on orders $60+
• 10% off at Vibrant with code: DIZZY – Free shipping on orders $50+
• 15% off at Lovehoney through this link. Free shipping on orders $60+

*These are toys/products that I do own and love but have not written reviews for.