Need Valentine’s Day ideas? I got ’em!

Jan 272018

The hugely annoying over-commercialized day that so many love to hate is coming – Valentine’s Day. What should you get that special someone? Well, chocolates and flowers are pretty standard fare but what if they’re the more adventurous type? What if a new sex toy would quicken their pulse more than a bunch of flowers and pink heart covered crap?

First of all, make sure your partner has an interest in sex toys. I can’t think of anything more shocking than opening a gift and seeing a vibrator inside when it’s something that I’ve never even expressed an interest in before.

If you’re unsure, you can always go with some tamer sexy accessories like:

But if you know they’d love to receive a sex toy then I have some suggestions. Get an idea of what they’re looking for – clit vibe, G-spotting dildo, anal toy. If they already have a favorite toy but it’s made of jelly or TPR then consider replacing it with a similar toy made of body-safe materials.

And of course, if you’re flying solo this Valentine’s Day then many of my suggestions would be a great way to treat yourself.

You want my specific recommendations to help you find the good toys and where to buy ’em? I can do that.

First, clit vibes:
Actually most vibrators made for insertion can also be used on the clit but here I’m talking about the small vibes that are meant for stimulating the clit.

Jopen Lust L2 – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys
We-Vibe Tango – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Filthy Dirty, Lovehoney, Vibrant
We-Vibe Touch – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Filthy Dirty, Lovehoney, Vibrant
LELO SIRI 2 – Get it at: SheVibe, Filthy Dirty, Lovehoney

How about G-spotting vibrators?

Lovelife Cuddle – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Lovehoney
Key Comet 2 – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Filthy Dirty
Je Joue Uma – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Filthy Dirty, Lovehoney
LELO MONA 2 – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Filthy Dirty
Swan Wand – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Lovehoney

Due to variances in anatomy, it’s difficult to recommend a dual stimulator or, rabbit vibe but these are a couple that I like:

Fun Factory Miss Bi – Get it at: SheVibe, Good Vibes, Fun Factory
Jopen Lust L17 – Get it at: SheVibe

Maybe they’re interested in a Wand massager?

Magic Wand Rechargeable – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Filthy Dirty, Lovehoney, Vibrant
Doxy Wand* – Get it at: SheVibe, Lovehoney
And if you’re going to get one of those wand massagers then I highly recommend the Vixen Gee Whizzard attachment. – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys

How about a non-vibrating insertable – like a G-spotting dildo?

Njoy Pure Wand* – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Lovehoney, Vibrant
Nobessence Seduction – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys
LELO ELLA – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Filthy Dirty
Tantus Duchess – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Tantus

They don’t like much G-spot stimulation?

Tantus Gary* – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Tantus
Tantus Alan* – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Tantus
Tantus The Vamp – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Tantus, Filthy Dirty, Vibrant
Tantus Uncut #2 – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Tantus, Vibrant
VixSkin Mustang – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Lovehoney
VixSkin Buck – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes

How about an anal toy?

Njoy Pure Plug – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Lovehoney, Vibrant
Tantus Neo* – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Tantus, Filthy Dirty
DJ Mood Naughty* – Get it at: SheVibe

Then there are toys that are in a category all their own:

Fun Factory Stronic Eins – Get it at: SheVibe, Good Vibes, Fun Factory, Lovehoney, PeepShow Toys, Vibrant
Fun Factory Stronic G* – Get it at: SheVibe, Good Vibes, PeepShow Toys, Fun Factory, Lovehoney, Betty’s Toy Box
Eroscillator Top Deluxe – Get it at: SheVibe

Don’t forget the lube. Your partner’s experience with any toy, and with you for that matter, will be greatly enhanced with some lube.

Sliquid Organics Natural Gel – Get it at: PeepShow Toys, Sliquid, Filthy Dirty, Lovehoney
Sliquid Swirl Flavored Lubes – Get them at: SheVibe, Sliquid
Good Clean Love Almost Naked – Get it at: SheVibe, Good Vibes
Pleasure Works Please Cream – Get it at: Good Vibes
Wet Platinum* – Get it at: SheVibe

If you want to save your beloved from having to wash the sheets after sexy time activities then I highly recommend the Liberator Throe* – Get it at: SheVibe, Good Vibes

Speaking of Liberator, if you want to switch up positions, I can’t recommend the Wedge* enough. Dizzyguy and I use it all the time – Get it at: SheVibe, PeepShow Toys, Good Vibes, Vibrant

If none of these suggestions help and you still can’t decide, you can never go wrong with a gift card. Then your significant other can choose whatever tickles their fancy.
You can get them from: SheVibe, Good Vibes, Tantus, Lovehoney, PeepShow Toys, Vibrant

While I am not properly equipped to personally vouch for penis or prostate toys, these are some that dizzyguy has ejoyed.