dizzy

Middle age married woman in middle America; discovering the wonderful world of sex toys and blogging about it.

Aug 192016
 
Giveaway: Satisfyer Pro 2 or Rocks Off Fuzion Rise 10x

Update: I honestly have no idea if this company ever drew a winner for this giveaway. I’ve been asking and have gotten no response. So, because this giveaway may have been a sham, check this out.   Just wanted to let ya’ll know about this giveaway going on at AHAnoir. You could win your choice of a Satisfyer Pro 2 (I really want to try …Read more

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Jul 092016
 
Review: Njoy Pfun

Riding on the success of dizzyguy’s first review ever, he has now thoroughly tested and reviewed the Njoy Pfun prostate massager. Enjoy! *** When you receive this item, the packaging will be the first thing to tip you off that this is a Cadillac sex toy. Nice box with form-fitting padding and soft material that you can store anywhere without drawing too much attention. Removing the …Read more

Jun 222016
 
Review: Pulse II Duo

Today we have a first on Toy Meets Girl. It’s dizzyguy’s first guest review. He expressed some interest in writing reviews for penis and prostate toys so, when Hot Octopuss offered the Pulse II Duo for review, I thought it was the perfect opportunity for him to make his blogging/reviewing debut. So, without further ado… here’s what dizzyguy thought about the Pulse II Duo. *** …Read more

Jun 192016
 
LELO Does It Again

LELO, the once prestigious brand behind such iconic and beloved sex toys as the MONA 2, never seem to stop outdoing themselves – but not in a good way. From sexist ad campaigns to gimmicky overpriced toys [1. Seriously, don’t buy that. It’s a scented vibrator for $140.] and general asshattery [2. The head doesn’t even go where the head should be. Fail.], LELO seems …Read more

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May 162016
 
Review: Maia Zoe Twistty Wand

Even though wand type massagers aren’t my clit’s favorite kind of vibe, I found the Maia Zoe interesting because of the dual motors. There’s one in the head (of course) and there’s one in the handle. So, that’s kind of unique but not completely original because Cal Ex made one with dual motors first. There may be others but that’s the only other one I …Read more