Dildos

Review: Tantus' The Vamp

Review: Tantus’ The Vamp

This is one workhorse of a dildo. Nothing overly fancy. No bells and whistles. No G-spot curve. Just a straight-shooting, no-nonsense dildo with an unassuming coronal ridge and a satisfying girth – the kind that’s made for thrusting with wild abandon. It’s perfect for just about anyone who can handle the girth, which is large but not size-queen-large. Tantus’ The Vamp is a dildo’s dildo. …Read more

Review: Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo

Review: Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo

Cheap sex toy alert. And by “cheap” I mean inexpensive… not shitty. Because, for less than $30, this is not a bad dildo. Not bad at all. In fact, I kind of like it. And some people think I’m a sex toy snob – not so. Well OK, maybe I am, just a little. The Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo is a very nice …Read more

Review: Idée du Désir Structured Orchid

Review: Idée du Désir Structured Orchid

This gorgeous, one of a kind dildo came to me all the way from France, with love. It’s really more than just a dildo though – more like a sensual erotic sculpture. It’s the meticulously handcrafted work of the Artist behind Idée du Désir (translated: Idea of Desire). Unquestionably, it is beautiful but it’s so much more than that. The Structured Orchid, as it’s called, …Read more

Review: Tantus Curve

Review: Tantus Curve

Looking for a great thrusting dildo? I think I might have one for you. The Tantus Curve makes me want to thrust with reckless abandon. The finish makes it glide more easily than some other Tantus toys I’ve tried and I think the size and shape are pretty much perfect, though it may not be large enough for some. The reasonable girth and tapered head …Read more

Review: BS Atelier G-spot Lines Tokyo

Review: BS Atelier G-spot Lines Tokyo

I’m afraid that I won’t be articulate or eloquent enough to tell you just how good this dildo really is. Some dildos you want to fuck hard and fast but others, like the BS Atelier G-spot Lines Tokyo (this particular colorway is no longer available but the other G-spot dildos are similar in shape.)are the kind you want to slow down and take your time with. …Read more