Cheap sex toy alert. And by “cheap” I mean inexpensive… not shitty. Because, for less than $30, this is not a bad dildo. Not bad at all. In fact, I kind of like it. And some people think I’m a sex toy snob – not so. Well OK, maybe I am, just a little.
The Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo is a very nice silicone dildo, with a ridiculously long name, at a very affordable price. I wasn’t sure if I’d like it but I was pleasantly surprised. Pairing this dildo up with a clit vibe, I have some really satisfying blended orgasms. This dildo gives me moderate G-spot stimulation while thrusting with it, which is different from how I use most G-spot toys. Usually, I like to rock them up and down or just apply constant pressure. Rarely do I thrust with them. But the Satisfy Me Curve just seems like it was made for thrusting.
You can use either end of this dildo but I prefer the end that comes to a slight point, rather than the end with the double bulge. The girth is pretty average1. Of course, it’s probably not going to satisfy girth fanatics and I would prefer a bit more myself. It does have some slight flexibility and if I had my way, it would be firmer, just so I could apply more pressure against my G-spot but for those looking for milder G-spot stimulation, this dildo is ideal. I would like it to be a bit longer, to make it easier to reach and thrust with but really, I’m nit-picking here.
The silicone has a bit of drag but that’s easily fixed with some lube and water-based lube is recommended. It’s easy to clean with just soap and water or a toy cleaner. It can be sanitized in a 10% bleach solution; making sure to rinse well.
It doesn’t come with a storage pouch but at this price point, I can’t really expect one. If you want something more dignified than a ziplock bag, Lovehoney has some inexpensive toy pouches. This dildo only comes in one color but that’s fine by me.
Bottom line? If you don’t want to spend a lot but you definitely want something that’s body-safe (and trust me, you do) and you’re not looking for really intense G-spot stimulation, I think the Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo will make you happy. It made me happy and some folks think that I’m really hard to please. I have no idea why.
Lovehoney provided the Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo in exchange for an unbiased review.
- 1.27″ in diameter at the first bulge, 1.4″ in diameter at the second bulge, 1.19″ in diameter at the pointed end and about 7.75″ end to end. ↩