Reviews

All of my sex toy reviews, starting with the newest.
Review: Pleasure Works Silky G

Review: Pleasure Works Silky G

I wasn’t sure if I was going to like the Pleasure Works Silky G vibe. I mean, it has a pokey, pointy tip and runs on AAA batteries, which means it wasn’t going to be super powerful and it would probably be buzzy to boot. But I was talking to the folks over at (a retailer I am no longer affiliated with) and mentioned that …Read more

Review: Magic Wand Rechargeable

Review: Magic Wand Rechargeable

Back in 1973 a rather unassuming back massager became a cult classic when sex education pioneer, Betty (fucking) Dodson, started teaching women how to masturbate with it. It didn’t take long for the Hitachi Magic Wand to become famous as an uber powerful sex toy and it gave many women their first orgasms. In fact, dizzyguy bought me one years ago when I was suffering …Read more

Review: Revel Body SOL

Review: Revel Body SOL

None of my affiliated retailers carry the Revel Body SOL. For all I know, they quit making them and that’s probably a good thing. It was expensive and just kind of OK on certain settings. To say that the original crowdfunded Revel Body debuted to a cool reception would be an understatement. In fact, it didn’t take long for it to earn a quite unflattering …Read more

Review: Jopen Lust L2

Review: Jopen Lust L2

First, I just need to begin by sincerely thanking Peep for recommending this wonderful little vibe. I probably never would have noticed it if she hadn’t mentioned how much she likes it. It’s true, I’m smitten… with the vibe that is. Although, I do have some serious feels for Peep since she introduced me to this demure but mighty mini-vibe. The Jopen Lust L2 is …Read more

Review: Penchant Premium Lube

Review: Penchant Premium Lube

I was completely shocked by how much I like Penchant Premium lube. In fact, dizzyguy and I both love it. Now I know I blather on and on about our favorite go-to silicone-based lube and how nothing else has quite measured up to it. It was a total surprise to both of us that this one does. I didn’t expect much because honestly, it’s a …Read more