Reviews

All of my sex toy reviews, starting with the newest.
Review: PicoBong Transformer

Review: PicoBong Transformer

In trying to create a sex toy that can be used by everyone, PicoBong made a sex toy that is useful to no one. What exactly is the PicoBong Transformer? Well, it’s sort of a bendy thing with a vibrator on each end. You’re supposed to be able to do all sorts of wild and crazy things with it, no matter your gender or sexual …Read more

Review: Sliquid Silver

Review: Sliquid Silver

If you’ve read my blog long enough, you probably know that dizzyguy and I are obsessed with a certain brand of silicone-based lube. We’ve tried others and none of them have measured up to our favorite – Wet Platinum. But now, I’ve found one that comes really damn close. Like a gnat’s whisker close to being as good as our favorite. In fact, if the …Read more

Review: Loveo Ione

Review: Loveo Ione

Want the tl;dr? I’m not really excited about the Loveo Ione. That’s probably putting it too mildly. It doesn’t make me seethe with anger. There’s just not much I like about it. Not much at all. You now have permission to go back to whatever you were doing but if you’d like to know why this vibe bores me, keep reading. What is it about …Read more

Review: VixSkin Buck

Review: VixSkin Buck

There I sat, staring at it, doubts and apprehension swirling around my head. Without my saying a word, dizzyguy proclaims, “that thing looks big”… as though I hadn’t noticed. Had I bitten off more than I could chew? What if I couldn’t handle the size? How would I review it then? No, I asked for this. It had to happen one way or another. Still, …Read more

Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mates Collection

Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mates Collection

I’ve never wanted to ever give anything but praise to We-Vibe because they make two of my favorite vibrators – the Touch and Tango. I think their quality is superb and it’s like they really listen to what their customers are saying. I love this company so much for giving me the clit vibe of my dreams. The Touch has NEVER let me down and …Read more