Reviews

All of my sex toy reviews, starting with the newest.
Review: OVO S2

Review: OVO S2

This is a lay-on vibrator. I don’t lay face down to masturbate. So, why the hell did I get this thing to review? It’s a long story. Anyhow, I thought I’d give it a try before I automatically concluded that it’s just not made for me. First off, it was difficult from the stock photos I saw, to tell the exact shape of the OVO …Read more

Review: Tantus Uncut #2

Review: Tantus Uncut #2

I have a confession to make. I’ve never actually seen an uncircumcised penis in the wild, only on the internet. I suppose as an American, that’s not so unusual. But that didn’t suppress my excitement when I was one of the first to get my hands on one of Tantus’ new Uncut dildos. I know I’m not the only one excited about them. Tantus unveiled …Read more

Review: Tantus' The Vamp

Review: Tantus’ The Vamp

This is one workhorse of a dildo. Nothing overly fancy. No bells and whistles. No G-spot curve. Just a straight-shooting, no-nonsense dildo with an unassuming coronal ridge and a satisfying girth – the kind that’s made for thrusting with wild abandon. It’s perfect for just about anyone who can handle the girth, which is large but not size-queen-large. Tantus’ The Vamp is a dildo’s dildo. …Read more

Review: KinkLab Neon Wand

Review: KinkLab Neon Wand

It looks and sounds kind of scary but in reality, the KinkLab Neon Wand is nothing to fear. Sure, the idea of zapping sensitive areas of the body with electricity arcing from a glass electrode might make some folks a bit nervous. But I am here to tell you that the Neon Wand is actually pretty tame and doesn’t produce stimulation stronger than a mild …Read more

Review: Pjur Woman Nude

Review: Pjur Woman Nude

Pjur Woman Nude lube has been serving my masturbatory needs ever since I received it. It’s water-based and works well with my toys. And of course, it has to be glycerin and paraben free or I wouldn’t even review it. It has a nice consistency. Not too runny but not too thick either. It clings to my toys fairly well and doesn’t drip everywhere. It …Read more