Reviews

All of my sex toy reviews, starting with the newest.
Review: LELO MONA Wave

Review: LELO MONA Wave

LELO isn’t a company that I promote anymore. I encourage you to read this before purchasing their products. If the MONA 2 was just too powerful for you and you’ve always dreamed of slowly being fingered by a robot then the new MONA Wave was made just for you. The hype leading up to the release of this vibe was huge. Excitement amongst reviewers was …Read more

Review: LELO SIRI 2

Review: LELO SIRI 2

LELO isn’t a company that I promote anymore. I encourage you to read this before purchasing their products. I really like the SIRI 2. There, I said it. It’s a nice little clit vibe. Gets the job done. There’s not much to complain about, really. Does it take the place of one of my favorite clit vibes, the We-Vibe Touch? Uhm, no. But if I’d …Read more

Review: Pjur Original Bodyglide

Review: Pjur Original Bodyglide

I keep trying different brands of silicone-based lube, not because I need to find a good one but more for reviewing purposes. This is because I have already found the perfect silicone-based lube for us and so far, no other silicone-based lube has been able to trump the brand that dizzyguy and I have relied on for years. But I keep trying because, ya never …Read more

Review: Bubble Love

Review: Bubble Love

Want a new way to have orgasms? Well, maybe not so new if you’re like me and have experimented with the bubble jets in a jacuzzi tub. Oh come on, don’t act like you haven’t at least thought about it. It can be a feat of flexibility sometimes but when you get that jet of bubbles aimed at your clit, wonderful things can happen. But …Read more

Review: Svakom Lester, Lisa and Gaga

Review: Svakom Lester, Lisa and Gaga

Sitting here, I just realized why it’s taken me so long to write reviews for these toys. It has been impossible for my mind to formulate interesting things to say about any of them because quite frankly, I’m bored. These three vibrators from Svakom don’t deserve my praise nor my wrath… only my, meh. I’ll admit, I was geeked to get the Gaga because who …Read more