LELO isn’t a company that I promote anymore. I encourage you to read this before purchasing their products. I am totally bewildered by the LELO LUNA Smart Bead. It’s like, I don’t want to believe that LELO released something this lame. But I have to believe it because there’s been a slew of what-the-fuck products from LELO lately. Most notably, the Ida and Ora – …Read more
I woke up one morning with a vague sense that my life was missing something. But what was it? The feeling plagued me all day until I found myself perusing SheVibe’s newest products and like a bolt of lighting, it hit me… what I really needed was to zap my vag. And serendipitously, there it was – MyStim’s new line of e-stim vibrators. The Tickling …Read more
I always say, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” because more often than not, if a company tries to improve upon something that’s already great, they usually just screw it up. But every now and then, there’s an exception and the new We-Vibe Tango is one of them. I didn’t think there was much room for improvement on the original Tango but We-Vibe gave …Read more
Here it is, the one, the only, world-renowned pleaser of clits everywhere… the Eroscillator Top Deluxe! Yes, it really does deserve the ostentatious introduction. I know it looks like a giant electric toothbrush from 1975[1. Did electric toothbrushes even exist back then?] and it’s easily the ugliest sex toy I own but I give not one fuck about how it looks. The extraordinary orgasms it …Read more
The first time I tried Astroglide Sensitive Skin Gel, it was included in a goodie box from Tantus. Also, in the box was Tantus’ new Perfect Plug. I was so excited to get it in my ass and I decided to use the Astroglide to insert it. Of course, I had to run to Twitter to tell the world that I had the Perfect Plug …Read more