Sep 302013
 

This isn’t going to be a proper review. I just have to post something about the most awesome squirting orgasm I’ve ever had. And it happened from clitoral stimulation alone.

Dizzyguy goes back to work tonight. He’s sleeping now. That gives me back my time during the day to play with, erm… I mean, test sex toys. I’m already behind on some reviews and my lovely sponsor, NiteTimeToys has been patiently waiting on my review of the Wahl Massager they sent me. So, I tried it for the first time today and OMG, I can’t thank them enough for sending this vibrating miracle. Seriously, the Wahl has me asking, “Hitachi who?”

I was disappointed when I first received the Wahl. I didn’t realize that the attachments were made of PVC until I had them in my hands and saw the letters “PVC” stamped onto the backs of them. I’ve got kind of a strict policy of only trying and recommending products made of nonporous, body safe materials so, this presented a challenge. I did a little research and learned that PVC can sometimes be made without phthalates but most often they are present. I contacted Wahl and asked them if the attachments contained phthalates and the engineer replied that he didn’t know. Great, you don’t know what you’re making your products out of?wahl vibrator

So, being the resourceful creature I am, I asked dizzyguy to swipe some nitrile gloves from work. I cut the index finger off of the glove and stretched it over the Wahl’s Spot Applicator… perfect! I now have a safe way to use the Wahl and I can recommend using it this way to my readers.

Today I decided to get down to business. I figured I’d make the most of my session and test more than one toy so I took the Tantus Purr, We-Vibe Salsa and Wahl Massager, along with some water based lube, to my bed. I started with the Purr and at first I didn’t use a vibrator inside it. The prominent ridges definitely got my attention. I mainly felt them rippling past my vaginal entrance as I thrust in and out. I was surprised that I was getting some G spot stimulation from the Purr as well. I lay there thrusting the Purr without a vibrator for awhile, pushing it deeper and deeper. It felt best when I could finally push it all the way in to the base and then just do short little thrusts.

tantus purr dildoThen I decided to insert the Salsa into the Purr and… wow… it was like a whole different toy. I’ve found that the Salsa works amazingly well with Tantus vibrators (really they’re more like vibrating dildos). It’s a lot stronger and rumblier than the bullet vibes that come with them. If you want to try it, my advice is to lube up the Salsa really well before you insert it into the receptacle. If you don’t, you’ll have a hell of a time getting it out. After a bit of thrusting with the vibrating Purr I pulled it out, laid it against my clit and stroked it up and down. This felt incredible. The ribs combined with the Salsa’s vibrations reverberating through the Purr easily brought me to an intense and satisfying orgasm.

I took a short breather and picked up the Wahl and that’s when things got really interesting. From the moment I touched the Wahl’s Spot Applicator to my clit, I felt like I was coming… like the entire time. Not building up to but coming… continuously. It was so incredibly intense. My legs were shaking uncontrollably. I switched it to low and that’s when I really felt like something gigantic was building within me. I felt like the release was going to be bigger than anything I’ve felt before. There was a slight feeling of needing to urinate but I had done so just prior to my session so I didn’t worry about it. And when the dam finally broke and that amazingly intense orgasm took hold of my entire body, I began to squirt… and squirt… and squirt some more. Exhausted, I finally turned the Wahl off and lasquirting wet spotid there. I could feel the wetness beneath me. Once I had regained my faculties I got up and looked at the bed. There was a large wet spot on the quilt. I lifted the quilt and saw that it had soaked all through the sheets and down to my (thankfully) waterproof mattress protector. So yeah, that was a lot.

I couldn’t believe it. Not only was this the second orgasm in one session but it was one of the strongest I’ve ever felt and it caused me to squirt with absolutely no G spot involvement. This has happened once before with the Salsa but the orgasm then wasn’t nearly as powerful and I squirted much less.

Now I won’t lie to ya, some gals won’t be able to handle the Wahl. It is powerful and was almost too much for me but I forced myself to endure it and I’m so happy that I did. In my opinion, the Wahl beats the Hitachi, hands down. The Hitachi is powerful and all but it’s rather buzzy compared to the Wahl, which has that deep powerful rumbling vibration that reaches down, grabs hold of your internal clitoris and gives it the ride of its life. It’s loud, it’s ugly and its attachments are unfortunately made of PVC but I’m going to have to recommend it anyway. It’s that good. You can always put a condom over the attachment or do what I did and cut off the finger of a nitrile glove. It worked perfectly that way. The Wahl is a bargain too. It’s hard to believe you can get this much pleasure from something that looks like it does and costs so little. I do believe that this is a must have for the toy box if, you think you can handle its power. Now all I need is a Liberator Throe.