dizzy

Middle age married woman in middle America; discovering the wonderful world of sex toys and blogging about it.

Jan 052016
 
Review: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion

Teardrops fall on my keyboard as I write this. Coming off the success that I had with the Miss Bi and my undying love of the Stronic Eins, I had high hopes that the Bi Stronic Fusion was going to work miracles for me. Sadly, it was not to be. We just weren’t compatible and I have to come to accept that, though it is …Read more

Jan 012016
 
Doxy Massager Giveaway

Congratulations to Amanda! You won the Doxy Massager! Happy New Year everyone!  I’m giving away what many consider the world’s most powerful wand massager, the Doxy.  I have one of my own and it’s pretty damn powerful – too much for me when it’s turned all the way up.  But don’t worry, the intensity is incrementally adjustable so, it’s easy to  find a setting that …Read more

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Dec 312015
 
Reader Question: Using the LELO GIGI 2

LELO isn’t a company that I promote anymore. I encourage you to read this before purchasing their products. This comment was posted on my review of the LELO GIGI 2 and then deleted by the person who submitted it.  I really wanted to be able to respond to them so I decided to answer their questions in a post.  Hopefully they see it and maybe …Read more

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Dec 282015
 
Review: Tantus Alan

Meet Alan, he’s related to Gary and he’s a pretty nice guy. There was quite the negative outpouring when Tantus released these dual density O2 toys. A lot of people just did not like the names. They said that toys shouldn’t be named after people or, they just didn’t like those particular names. It’s not like Tantus doesn’t’ already have other toys with the names …Read more

Dec 132015
 
Review: NobEssence Fling

Wooden dildos are nothing to fear. When crafted with love there are no splinters here. OK, was that cheesy? Sorry, had to do it. I do need to clarify that properly finished wooden dildos are nothing to fear. There’s some pretty scary shit being sold on Etsy. Then again, there are some very talented artists who are doing things the right way too. You just …Read more