dizzy

Middle age married woman in middle America; discovering the wonderful world of sex toys and blogging about it.

Nov 222015
 
Review: Fun Factory Patchy Paul G5

It’s a vibrator that looks like a chubby happy caterpillar, especially in the green. Dizzyguy said it was creepy. I told him to bite his tongue. True to their name, everything Fun Factory makes is well… fun. Their designs and colors tend to be unique and whimsical. I think even their vibrators feel different from most other vibes. It’s hard to explain but Fun Factory …Read more

Nov 022015
 
Review: Tantus' The Duchess

Much like its royal counterpart The Duke, Tantus’ The Duchess barges its way into my vagina like it owns the place. And once inside, it completely fills the room with its presence. The Duchess dominates my vagina and knows it. It’s a bit of a challenge to get The Duchess into my vagina, especially when I haven’t warmed up with something smaller first. Once in …Read more

Oct 312015
 
I Created a Thing

If you follow me on Twitter then you probably already know about the little side project I’ve got going on. Or maybe you’ve noticed the banner in the right sidebar. But for those of you who do not know, I have created a new blog – That’s Not a Vagina. Why? Because I was sick to death of hearing people call the vulva, a vagina. …Read more

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Oct 302015
 
Huge Thank You to My Readers!

You guys… I’m nearly speechless. You all came through for me in a big way. The results for Kinkly’s Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes of 2015 are in. And I’m blown away. Last year, there was only the list of 100 and where you appeared on the list depended solely on votes. I ranked pretty high last year so again, I thank you all for …Read more

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Oct 252015
 
Review: Fucking Sculptures Two-Cumber

  ** Sadly, Fucking Sculptures has gone out of business and their toys are no longer available ** I’ve agonized over writing this review. I coveted a Fucking Sculptures dildo for so long and when they finally agreed to send me one for review, I was ecstatic. I asked if I could review the G-Spoon because it looks like it would really work for me …Read more