dizzy

Middle age married woman in middle America; discovering the wonderful world of sex toys and blogging about it.

Nov 222014
 
Review: Eroscillator Top Deluxe

Here it is, the one, the only, world-renowned pleaser of clits everywhere… the Eroscillator Top Deluxe! Yes, it really does deserve the ostentatious introduction. I know it looks like a giant electric toothbrush from 1975[1. Did electric toothbrushes even exist back then?] and it’s easily the ugliest sex toy I own but I give not one fuck about how it looks. The extraordinary orgasms it …Read more

Nov 012014
 
Super Duper 16th Anniversary Giveaway

Congratulations to Tommi, Brian, Sandra, dv8, Denise, Hargow, Karen, Kristina, Lexi, Pete, Melanie and Andrea!   16 years ago this month, I met a total stranger for dinner. We had only talked on the phone a few times. I had frog legs (for the first time ever) and can’t even remember if I liked them, I was so nervous. Little did I know that evening …Read more

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Oct 282014
 
Porn List "The Porn Dude" Review

This post is a paid advertisement. I was browsing the web looking for a great resource for porn and came across ThePornDude.com the other day. I spent quite a bit of time checking out their top sites list and decided that my readers would certainly find this website useful. The Porn Dude is a different type of website, as they actually review several different adult …Read more

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Oct 272014
 
Review: No More Wet Spot Blanket

It says what it does and does what it says. I guess they could have come up with a more creative name but as long as it keeps my bed clean and dry, I really don’t care what they call it. Usually, when one thinks “sex blanket” they think of the Liberator Throe. Well now we have an alternative, the No More Wet Spot water-proof …Read more