dizzy

Middle age married woman in middle America; discovering the wonderful world of sex toys and blogging about it.

Dec 212014
 
Review: LELO LUNA Smart Bead

LELO isn’t a company that I promote anymore. I encourage you to read this before purchasing their products. I am totally bewildered by the LELO LUNA Smart Bead. It’s like, I don’t want to believe that LELO released something this lame. But I have to believe it because there’s been a slew of what-the-fuck products from LELO lately. Most notably, the Ida and Ora – …Read more

Dec 132014
 
Review: MyStim Tickling Truman

I woke up one morning with a vague sense that my life was missing something. But what was it? The feeling plagued me all day until I found myself perusing SheVibe’s newest products and like a bolt of lighting, it hit me… what I really needed was to zap my vag. And serendipitously, there it was – MyStim’s new line of e-stim vibrators. The Tickling …Read more

Dec 102014
 
Pipedream, Why Do You Have To Be So Gross?

It’s no secret that behemoth sex toy manufacturer Pipedream is not well liked in the blogging community. Everyone has their reasons but they mostly center around some of their products which I would classify as sleazy. It’s true, they have some products that I don’t agree with and some of their marketing offends me but I know that not all my readers can afford the …Read more

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Dec 052014
 
Review: (new) We-Vibe Tango

I always say, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” because more often than not, if a company tries to improve upon something that’s already great, they usually just screw it up. But every now and then, there’s an exception and the new We-Vibe Tango is one of them. I didn’t think there was much room for improvement on the original Tango but We-Vibe gave …Read more

Dec 012014
 
Loved and Loathed 2014

I humbly present to you, my Loved and Loathed List of 2014. Luckily, I loved more than I loathed. I went back and looked at everything I reviewed in 2014 and chose those products that I thought were exceptionally good and spectacularly bad. Dildos (including two wooden ones), vibrators, lube, a butt plug, a pulsator and an oscillator are all represented in the “Loved” category. …Read more

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