If I could sigh and snore at the same time, that’s what I’d be doing when I use the B Swish Bgood Deluxe Curve. I’d sigh because I’m so entirely indifferent about it and I’d snore because I’m totally bored. I can’t even say I was disappointed with this vibrator because I didn’t have high expectations to begin with. But I also didn’t automatically assume …Read more
I just started my blog in the spring of this year so, I wasn’t really sure if I should do a “best of” post. Then I thought, what the hell… I tried some things and found some I really loved so, why not make a list? There are toys that I tried that were pretty awful too but for this year, being my first, I …Read more
Something about the Le Reve Sweetie Butterfly was oddly familiar. I had this vague sense of déjà vu. My vagina knew something was up. It had been here before. Then it dawned on me that I’d reviewed another vibrator by a different manufacturer that was suspiciously similar to this one. I went to the drawer relegated to toys I never use and there it was …Read more
This review is NSFW So, I’ve had the opportunity to try something ridiculous. Some might think it’s cutesy but I just think it’s dumb. It’s a vibrator shaped like a cupcake. Not only is the concept silly but it really does suck at being a vibrator. What good is it? I don’t know. Maybe there’s a market out there for silicone cupcakes that feebly try …Read more
The Fun Factory Delight confuses my vagina/vulva/clitoris. They don’t quite know what to make of it and frankly, neither do I. Fun Factory calls the Delight, “the Rolls Royce of vibrators”. Based on that analogy, I imagine trying to drive a Rolls is a bewildering experience that leaves you wondering: what’s it all for? I don’t get it. I really don’t. Is it supposed to …Read more